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AAaaww, the longer I sleep the harder it is to wake up
 
<Insert stuck up comment on how I am more awesome than most of you(besides our benefactors)>





Thank you.
 
Holy shit this hot girl is totally into me. Choices, ****ing choices... why must there only be one?
 
"Erica is singal and lovin every min of it.
12:57am"

"Erica is listed as in a relationship.
3:04pm"

... Sometimes my feed on facebook just pisses me off.
 
So I had like 25 identically sized boxes of stuff stacked up at my dads and he is moving some of his office stuff in that space, so I cleaned it all out today. Tired/sore.

Half of it was car parts, mostly the other half was stuff I've held onto since I was a child/teen.


So I was trying to get rid of everything I won't need anymore because I am planning to go off on a new direction and take my life back or whatever -

so I find a box of old letters and stuff and there are love notes and pictures of some of my first girlfriends and stuff, and then I realized something...

If a girl gives you a picture of her, she is crazy about you. Or maybe it's the other way around - if she is crazy about you, she gives you a picture of her. Either way.
 
Yeah, but... it's f*ckin' Slayer. SLAYAAAH! Please let us know how the concert is. I can't even listen to Born of Fire or the last piece of Spirit in Black if I'm driving, or I'll get in accident.
 
VirusType2 said:
So I had like 25 identically sized boxes of stuff stacked up at my dads and he is moving some of his office stuff in that space, so I cleaned it all out today. Tired/sore.

Half of it was car parts, mostly the other half was stuff I've held onto since I was a child/teen.


So I was trying to get rid of everything I won't need anymore because I am planning to go off on a new direction and take my life back or whatever -

so I find a box of old letters and stuff and there are love notes and pictures of some of my first girlfriends and stuff, and then I realized something...

If a girl gives you a picture of her, she is crazy about you. Or maybe it's the other way around - if she is crazy about you, she gives you a picture of her. Either way.
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I have all the stuff from old girlfriends... pictures, love letters, whatever. I don't like to read them, though, because that's the past, and A) in the past I was not as experienced as I am now, and I don't like to be reminded, and B) I already experienced all of that stuff, why should I go through it again. I also don't like re-reading my assignments for school or whatever, because heck, I just wrote them. I know what I wrote, ye know?
 
What a miserable night such a fantastic day led to
 
Muffin Man said:
"Erica is singal and lovin every min of it.
12:57am"

"Erica is listed as in a relationship.
3:04pm"

... Sometimes my feed on facebook just pisses me off.
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It's like f*cking tennis. "Single" to "in a relationship to "no longer listed in a relationship" to "single" to "it's complicated". Well no shit.

Downloaded the HL2 soundtrack, so much sex for the ears, but some tracks just don't fit. It's orgasmic.
 
Ah, well it's really all about the day. I spent all day with an amazing girl that, against all logic, seems to like me quite a bit. This is complicated by the fact that I had just begun setting up for a relationship with another girl, who I didn't see at all today. A relationship with the amazing girl (who, I'll admit, I'd much prefer over the girl I didn't see today) would be close to impossible. I will be seeing this girl all day tomorrow as well. I can't sleep at all and all I've thought about is how incredibly shit this whole situation is and will be.
 
This could go very well dude. Don't shit on a baby about it. Actually yeah, go ahead and shit on a baby, but just not over the situation.
 
I wish some of my friends would be listed single.

Some of them are in need of a good frankish dicking.
 
I cant find out where the **** these spiders and bugs are coming from. There was some ivy outside my room, and we tore it down, but nothing was there. We cleaned out the light shade, the airconditioner, the cobwebs in the window sills, and still I get huge bugs and tiny spiders all over the place.

Man, when I lived in Florida I saw one spider in my apartment in two years, and the only bugs we got were fruit flies when we didnt take out the trash soon enough. What the hell.
 
When my dad lived in florida he would get geckos in his room, and sometimes he would see giant spiders in the cane fields :O

Maybe there are bugs in your ventilation?
 
lefty said:
When my dad lived in florida he would get geckos in his room, and sometimes he would see giant spiders in the cane fields :O

Maybe there are bugs in your ventilation?
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Geckos are ****ing awesome. My grandmother had these little pinkish colored geckos all over the place back when she lived in Biloxi and y ou could see their internal organs and shit when you look closely. They were so small and they looked funny when they moved around. So damn cute.
 
Krynn72 said:
I cant find out where the **** these spiders and bugs are coming from. There was some ivy outside my room, and we tore it down, but nothing was there. We cleaned out the light shade, the airconditioner, the cobwebs in the window sills, and still I get huge bugs and tiny spiders all over the place.

Man, when I lived in Florida I saw one spider in my apartment in two years, and the only bugs we got were fruit flies when we didnt take out the trash soon enough. What the hell.
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Fruit flies are disgusting little bastards. Not nearly as annoying as gnats, but non-the less more irksome since they invade your home. ****ing destroy them.

by the way, I just remembered that Irksome is still A.W.O.L.

so back on topic, I wouldn't worry too much about the spiders, they eat other bugs, not people. Maybe you have an abundance of some other insect in your house as well. Allow the spiders to eat them all and then proceed to starve to death.

Although if it makes you feel a little better, spiders can feel your heartbeat and everything, from like 10 feet away. If they come near you it's because they are young and curious, not because they want to invade your inner ear and proceed to interrupt brain patterns.
 
VirusType2 said:
Although if it makes you feel a little better, spiders can feel your heartbeat and everything, from like 10 feet away. If they come near you it's because they are young and curious,
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I don't know why but this ****ing blows my mind.
 
TollBooth Willie said:
This could go very well dude. Don't shit on a baby about it. Actually yeah, go ahead and shit on a baby, but just not over the situation.
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I don't see how, but I appreciate your optimism.

*shits on a baby*

This is just a mess!
 
Vegeta897 said:
I don't know why but this ****ing blows my mind.
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I can't remember clearly, though it's actually probably more like 20 feet according to National Geographic TV.

I mean everyone knows that many of them live on webs and can sense tiny vibrations and stuff, so I guess it's just a part of that.

I just did a search to back it up but all I get is shit about Spiderman.


the part about them being young and curious was just a guess based on a bunch of shit
 
Krynn72 said:
I cant find out where the **** these spiders and bugs are coming from. There was some ivy outside my room, and we tore it down, but nothing was there. We cleaned out the light shade, the airconditioner, the cobwebs in the window sills, and still I get huge bugs and tiny spiders all over the place.

Man, when I lived in Florida I saw one spider in my apartment in two years, and the only bugs we got were fruit flies when we didnt take out the trash soon enough. What the hell.
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Have you checked around the edges of the floor where the carpet is tacked down?


Oh and Willie, I still think you're whiter than a maxed out RGB color palette.
 
VirusType2 said:
I can't remember clearly, though it's actually probably more like 20 feet according to National Geographic TV.

I mean everyone knows that many of them live on webs and can sense tiny vibrations and stuff, so I guess it's just a part of that.

I just did a search to back it up but all I get is shit about Spiderman.


the part about them being young and curious was just a guess based on a bunch of shit
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I used to have a Tarantula that just loved to freak people out. I had one a few years back and before I could show em to someone if they were over my house he was already making his way out of his cage towards them, which usually resulted in:

"WHAT THE **** IS THAT IS THAT A TARAFUUUUUCCCCKKK"
 
Adrik_Senturu said:
I used to have a Tarantula that just loved to freak people out. I had one a few years back and before I could show em to someone if they were over my house he was already making his way out of his cage towards them, which usually resulted in:

"WHAT THE **** IS THAT IS THAT A TARAFUUUUUCCCCKKK"
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TARAFUUUUUCCCKKK sounds like it will catch on :D
 
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