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Jesus jumped me and stole my crack, he can go **** himself. Also, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
 
Everything is so much ****ing funnier when you don't sleep. Also, don't post Highlander. 2,699.
 
How ****ing great

I go to youtube, and under "recommended videos for you", I see a shitty Paramore song, an Anti-Christian Video and an advertisement for some Burger. Something must be wrong with me.. :(
 
Started playing Bioshock last night. ****ing awesome game, much more horrifying then I remember.
 
It has taken a bloody long time but I am finally getting Ep2 and portal installed on my computer. i'm using my brother's Steam account just while he's here for the holiday, but then I'll have to get my own version of the Orange Box. I can't believe how long it's taken but I've finally got there!!!
 
It has taken a bloody long time but I am finally getting Ep2 and portal installed on my computer. i'm using my brother's Steam account just while he's here for the holiday, but then I'll have to get my own version of the Orange Box. I can't believe how long it's taken but I've finally got there!!!
KLEINER DIES!

Hah, avoid THAT spoiler!
 
KLEINER DIES!

Hah, avoid THAT spoiler!

No he doesn't. I do know who actually dies at the end though. This is probably REALLY not a good thing but i read the walkthrough in the Orange Box guide book at the end of last year. I know, that's spoiling the game for myself massively!!!
 
I'm on my own for the weekend. Not quite sure what to do. Still, this is nothing really. In a couple of weeks time I'll be on my own for TWO WEEKS. Haven't been on my own for that long before. The longest has been one week.
 
The level design is beautiful, but Take Two, in an attempt to create an immerse and beautiful world, forgot that these types of tracks aren't really suitable for racing, taking place in such areas as underwater, in long corridors, and intelligence rooms. But some of the levels seem to be made for racing, such as 2fort, but there is no finish line.

I lolled
 
I don't know why someone would want to befriend someone who hates him because OF THAT DAMNABLE FALSE ADVERTISING!
 
You know, I've been thinking. I really want a game that incorporates elements of natural life, for example... alien life on a distant planet with thriving colonies of all sorts of creatures in their own ecosystems similar and yet separate from earth.

Except in any game that incorporates elements of nature, like hunting deer and stuff... you always have huge problems. The skittish herbivore types are not at all as elusive as they should be from potential predators and unknown threats. They're easy to find and kill, which might be okay for some species, but for others it's entirely unacceptable.

Then you have the carnivore species in games like tiger types or whatever prowling the jungles. Do you ever notice in games that include these types of predators that they are ALWAYS willing to pick a fight with you and attack you on sight? And thus the only way to advance through an environment is to kill literally every single creature you encounter because they're all aggressive to you and will attack you without hesitation.

That's not realistic at all. Occasionally you'll have predators that for example will attack humans given the chance, but more often than that they'll more readily avoid the human and try to slink away unseen to protect themselves.

I really hate that games always have definitive conflicts between character and wildlife such that the aggressive type wildlife is always aggressive to the point of throwing themselves at the player no matter what, and lack any shred of self preservation or personality or circumstance.

I would love to have a game where I'm a hunter on some foreign alien planet and I'm trekking through alien worlds where there is a great abundance of large and small species that form their own biological communities which react to my presence in realistic ways, such that I get a real rush and pleasure when I actually kill elusive predators or skittish herbivores. Who the hell cares about aliens with guns when i can have that sort of exploration experience?
 
Spore won't satisfy my desire for what I described at all though! It's nothing like the experience I'm describing, at any stage of the game.
 
Creature stage is similar... Look , you dont seem to be understanding the message im subliminally puting into your brain so i'll ultra-liminally do it : GO BUY SPORE NAO! well , not nao because its not out nao , so GO BUY SPORE IN SEPTEMBER!
 
You (sort of) got me with it as well!! I clicked on it expecting something to do with ep3 and wtf was that that I actually got??!!!!
Edit: ARGHHHHHH!!!!! NOW I CAN'T GET THAT SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!
 
You know, I've been thinking. I really want a game that incorporates elements of natural life, for example... alien life on a distant planet with thriving colonies of all sorts of creatures in their own ecosystems similar and yet separate from earth.

Except in any game that incorporates elements of nature, like hunting deer and stuff... you always have huge problems. The skittish herbivore types are not at all as elusive as they should be from potential predators and unknown threats. They're easy to find and kill, which might be okay for some species, but for others it's entirely unacceptable.

Then you have the carnivore species in games like tiger types or whatever prowling the jungles. Do you ever notice in games that include these types of predators that they are ALWAYS willing to pick a fight with you and attack you on sight? And thus the only way to advance through an environment is to kill literally every single creature you encounter because they're all aggressive to you and will attack you without hesitation.

That's not realistic at all. Occasionally you'll have predators that for example will attack humans given the chance, but more often than that they'll more readily avoid the human and try to slink away unseen to protect themselves.

I really hate that games always have definitive conflicts between character and wildlife such that the aggressive type wildlife is always aggressive to the point of throwing themselves at the player no matter what, and lack any shred of self preservation or personality or circumstance.

I would love to have a game where I'm a hunter on some foreign alien planet and I'm trekking through alien worlds where there is a great abundance of large and small species that form their own biological communities which react to my presence in realistic ways, such that I get a real rush and pleasure when I actually kill elusive predators or skittish herbivores. Who the hell cares about aliens with guns when i can have that sort of exploration experience?

Stalker is rather like that, with mutants instead of aliens. You may choose to ignore them (although they're basically all hostile, they do have different attach behaviors). I don't know if you'd consider nuclear fallout a natural environment though. There's not really a huge variety of critters though.
 
Creature stage is similar... Look , you dont seem to be understanding the message im subliminally puting into your brain so i'll ultra-liminally do it : GO BUY SPORE NAO! well , not nao because its not out nao , so GO BUY SPORE IN SEPTEMBER!

I already am planning on getting spore. Because I've been anticipating it ever since it was announced.
 
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