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dfc05 said:
Last night, I dreamt that I bought a kitten. Not at a pet store. I just went to a normal store like a grocery store and paid $30 for a cat. It liked to hide in my closet every day, and one day it got scared by a bunch of cockroaches that flung their poo at it.

all my dreams suck so much
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I've been getting my dreams confused with reality lately. Like I'm awake and thinking about something, I'm not sure if it really happened.
 
I just played Dungeons and Dragons, so suck on that bitches.
 
;(

I've wanted to play with a group the old school tabletop dungeons and dragons... and even Star Wars tabletop rpg.
 
I haven't played D&D in almost two years and I'm perfectly fine with that.

Fun fact: A manager at the job I currently work at quit because my boss scheduled him on a day he wanted to play D&D.
 
Women. Destroyers of classical pastimes. That is, unless they are also participators.
 
Next sunday we're finishing this D&D adventure, then playing the Game of Thrones quickstart adventure, and then after that we're getting back into our Pendragon game. **** yeah ultra-dorks! One of the guys I play with has a girlfriend who plays as well.
 
So, If you were tuned in last night, I explained how I was suddenly disturbed and rendered unable to sleep by flashback memories, what is sometimes referred to as 'Memory Lane'


So this girlfriend. The girlfriend of girlfriends. Out of all the girlfriends I've ever had, she is the one that was my favorite. Out of the handful of girls that I miss and wish to see again, she is the number one.


So one day, her father, who had been lifting weights since he was 17 and had a frame bigger than Arnold Shwarzenegger, says to me, "If you're going to be sleeping with my daughter, the least you could do is take her out to McDonald's or something once in a while."

I'm an old fashioned kinda guy. The, 'How's that sandwich coming dear?' kind of guy.

But here, now, here's to you baby. Get whatever you want from the Value Menu. I really miss you.
 
girlfriend just broke up with me, im pissed off but i know i'll be over it within a week...still feel like ass right now tho
 
So many girlfriend posts, I guess this aint the summer of love.

I'm listening to Adam and the Ants right now and it is amazing, yoyoyo.
 
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NO! I'm not going to! I must resist!

Edit: I clicked it :(
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Your first time is always the best.

Ganja, straight sex, gay sex, DXM, robbery, blacking out, it's all the same.

Well, I can't vouche for straight sex...

lefty said:
So many girlfriend posts, I guess this aint the summer of love.

I'm listening to Adam and the Ants right now and it is amazing, yoyoyo.
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I actually went down to the Haight today.

Lemme tell you, it's a worthless ****ing tourist trap.

Other than the headshops. They've got some amazing bubs and spoons...
 
hungry as ****

:<


3AM spaghetti time!

:>


I got organic sauce this time. so ****ing good.


nom nom

so anyway, about that girl. So i was thinking about her and i couldn't sleep, and decided I would do a search and see if I could track her down so I could say hi.

I couldn't find anything on her, but her little brother, who used to hang out with us when I was over her house - who was like 13 or something at the time, I found a lot of info on him. I knew he was heavy into school sports, so I figured I could find something, and maybe get her number from him or w/e.

- I didn't know it but he was setting all kinds of school records wherever he went, and he was drafted to Major League Baseball in 2005! D :

Her little brother who was about 100 lbs at the time D:


eDit - I sold my Xenogears game to him back then. I should have gotten a freakin autograph. Lol
 
Krynn72 said:
Next sunday we're finishing this D&D adventure, then playing the Game of Thrones quickstart adventure, and then after that we're getting back into our Pendragon game. **** yeah ultra-dorks! One of the guys I play with has a girlfriend who plays as well.
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You tabletop enthusiasts are the nerdiest mother****ers out there. Get a ****ing life, sad-acts.

/returns to painting Necrons for 40k

:p
 
Today when me and my mum were in Tesco we found a melon in the freezer. So, my mum drew a face on it, as you do! I just hope it wasn't caught on CCTV!
 
PORRIDGE FOR BREAKFAST BUYING SOME DRUGS KNIVES AND SHIT OH GOD I'M A little bit sick too.
 
I've been pondering this and losing sleep over that horrid thing you call an avatar. Sheepo, what the **** is that?
 
I thought it was a character from a science fiction movie that I just couldn't place my finger on.

I worked a 14 hour day today (midnight to 2p). Normally, long days don't bother me much, but the start time wasn't typical. I was delightfully rummy by noon though.
 
Oh No! Koola's running man has been kidnapped! WE MUST RESCUE HIM!

EDIT: OH NO! Kakashi has been kidnapped too!
 
I feel as though today was an utter waste. It wasn't a bad day. I had a rather good time. But still...

Is she back from vacation yet....? SHIT
 
I leave for an epic 200 something mile journey to near enough Lands End in an hour or so. I don't see the point in going to bed, but damn, I'm bored.
 
The hell? All the crappy oatie bits are at the top, and all the marshmallows are at the freaking bottom. Who put this bag together, some kind of cerealtard?
 
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