Miscellaneous the Second

[Geogaddi]

hhhHHHHHEEEEEYYYYYYYY MMAANNN NNIIIICCEEEEE GUNNNN

 

[Dekstar]

"Monday, July fourteenth, two thousand and eight. This is the Daily Show with Jon Stewart."

Damn I missed you, Daily Show .

 

[VirusType2]

Retractable Chainsaw penises


I'm trying to get ideas for writing a Children's book, ages 5-9

 

[Azner]

Retractable Chainsaw penises


I'm trying to get ideas for writing a Children's book, ages 5-9

Retractable Chainsaw penises is definetly not children book material D:

 

[Kula Meenur]

Met a really nice girl today, she's from the Ukraine. God I love her accent

we have the best accent in the world


where's she from?

 

[Sheepo]

"Monday, July fourteenth, two thousand and eight. This is the Daily Show with Jon Stewart."

Damn I missed you, Daily Show .

Pfft, Colbert is where it's at

 

[Dekstar]

Pfft, Colbert is where it's at

Stewart always comes first. Though I do love them both equally.

On the subject of TV, check out Joss Whedon's Dr Horrible's Sing-along Blog. Thread in the TV and Films section here and video website here

 

[French Ninja]

I got rickrolled by the Daily Show yesterday.

 

[Nomad]

I got phone rickrolled by my best friend the other day.

 

[Krynn72]

I got phone rickrolled by the Daily Show the other yesterday.

 

[kineaesth]

I'm getting bored of cocks. :|

 

[AKIRA]

i still love playing hl2dm...am i the only one who plays this anymore? lol

 

[Vegeta897]

I'm getting bored of cocks. :|

I lol'd.

 

[highlander]

I'm getting ****ing sick of school, so many ****ing jack-off's it's not even funny anymore.

**** :|

 

[VirusType2]

So you ask a question to the forum.

The different robots have unique experiences and knowledge.

Some robots routinely and intentionally give incorrect answers - this is often known as a joke.

Bender is just stupid and it's funny.

Robot cocks and tits

 

[Sheepo]

About to run.

Arg.

 

[Nitre]

I am a bear.

Rawr.

 

[Adabiviak]

The smoke from the wildfires here in California is starting to clear up, and it's not triple-digit heat yet. Time for a bike ride to the lake for a swim.

 

[VirusType2]

Skinny dipping with the wife while your neighbors stoke the fire with their expensive houses. **** yeah america.

 

[highlander]

lips are cracking...again! D:

 

[Iron Kat]

lips are cracking...again! D:

Get some decent lip balm!

 

[highlander]

Get some decent lip balm!

I'll try today, if the chemist is open.

 

[Iron Kat]

I recommend E-45 lip balm. I don't know if you can get it downunder but if you can, get that. I use it and works very well.

 

[Qonfused]

Halflife2.net: Lip Balm's Our Specialty

 

[Iron Kat]

i could be the supplier! I've got loads of lip balms I've not used, and probably never will use!

 

[sinkoman]

Halflife2.net: Lip Balm's on my cock

Oh yes

 

[Iron Kat]

Why am I still up? I should've gone to bed ages ago! Going to bed now, anyways. Night night!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I hope you get a girlfriend.

I hope you ****ing die.

 

[French Ninja]

I haven't been playing anything but STALKER and the occasional bout of Total War for the past week.

:3

 

[Danimal]

I haven't been playing anything but STALKER and the occasional bout of Total War for the past week.

:3

Today's agenda
Got the suitcase up in the Sentra
Go to room 112, tell em Blanco sent ya
Feel the strangest
If no money exchanges
I got these kids in ranges
Believe them niggas brainless
All they tote is stainless
You just remain as
Calm as possible, make the deal go through
If not, here's 12 shots, we know how you do
Please make yo killings clean
Slugs up in between
They eyes, like True Lies
Kill em and flee the scene
Just bring back the coke or the cream
Or else, yo life is on the shelf

 

[kineaesth]

Okay, I like cock again.

 

[French Ninja]

Duke Nukem
Trilogy
Duke Nukem Trilogy
Duke-
Chain
Reaction
Chain Reaction
Duke Nukem Chain Reaction
Duke
Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem Proving Grounds
Critical
Mass
Duke Nukem Critical Mass

 

[sinkoman]

Okay, I like cock again.

\o/

PENIS SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

 

[highlander]

Lips...slowly recovering, yay.

 

[Raziaar]

I think I really need to go see the doctor. This lump at the back right side of my neck kind of near my spine is getting larger. It's entirely internal though and doesn't protrude physically, and can only be noticed when feeling the area.

I'm worried it's a malignant tumor. I think all the times Vegeta has been telling me to go die is about to finally become a reality if I don't get it looked at.

 

[Bad^Hat]

POSSIBLE SOLUTION!

Go get it looked at.

 

[VirusType2]

It could be a third breast Raz

 

[kineaesth]

Goodnight, gents.

 

[Nitre]

Goodnight, gents.

But its 11 AM.

(in the real world)

 

[highlander]

Goodnight, gents.

Morning.


wait...OH SHI-