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And no one likes Arche Seleukeia.
Just stupid Makedon, whose problably being raeped by Epirotes now.
 
The power's been out for the last five hours, so I took a drive to see how far it went. By the time I got back, the power was on. I also got a Strawberry Fruitista Freeze from Taco Bell ogmogmgogmogmgsogoodanddelicious
 
Its been pretty cool outside here. You guys must just suck.


Or im still used to the florida heat.
 
Qonfused said:
The power's been out for the last five hours, so I took a drive to see how far it went. By the time I got back, the power was on. I also got a Strawberry Fruitista Freeze from Taco Bell ogmogmgogmogmgsogoodanddelicious
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I'm really thirsty right now and that sounds really good.
 
****ing wire on the charger split, need a new one for me laptop. Until tomorrow I'm on this old ass computer. No porn at the speed of light or TF2 tonight! WEEEEEEEEEE!
 
Near to the East, in a part of ancient Greece,
In an ancient land called Macedonia,
Was born a son to Philip of Macedooooon,
The legend his name was Alexaaaaaaaaaaander.

At the age of nineteen, he became the Macedon king,
And swore to free all of Asia Miiiiiiiinaaaaahh,
By the Aegian Sea in 334 BC,
He utterly beat the armies of Peeeeeeeeersiah.

Allllllllllexaaaaaaaaaaaaaaander the Greeeeeeeeeeat,
His name struck fear into hearts of men,
Allllllllllllllllexaaaaaaaaaaander the Greeeeeeeeeeeeat,
Became a legend 'mongst mortal men.
 
AKIRA said:
ducksecks
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*ridiculously long instrumental*
A Phrygian King had bound a chariot yoke,
And Alexander cut the "Gordion knot",
And legend said that who untied the knot,
He would become the master of Asia.

Helonism he spread far and wide,
The Macedonian learned mind,
Their culture was a western way of life,
He paved the way for Christianity.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarching oooooooooon, Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarching ooooooooon.

The battle weary marching side by side,
Alexander's army line by line,
They wouldn't follow him to India,
Tired of the combat, pain and the glory.

Allllllllllllllllllllllexander the Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat,
His name struck fear into hearts of men,
Alllllllllllllllllllllexander the Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat,
He died of fever in Babyloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.
 
Krynn72 said:
Dont make me Chalko your taco!

Im about to start modeling a Kroot warrior. Yay! \o/

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I really wish I could watch you work.
 
Here we go

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That ****in' pile of shit
Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of shit
'Cause the shocks are ****ing shot
And my seatbelt's ****ing broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of shit)

I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big ****ing' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He's got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That ****in' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh f*ck you car!

It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack!
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no f*ckin' brakes!
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole!"
(You ****in' piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass!
(That ****in' pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the f*ck did I do?
What the f*ck did I do?
What the f*ck did I do?
To get stuck with you?
You're too wide for drive-through
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh f*ck me!

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always f*ckin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a f*cking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets the pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car

(You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald ****in' tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview ****ing mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
****ing rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car)
 
Ode To My Car, Adam Sandler.





YOU ARE HUGE AND YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! TEAR AND RIP, RIP AND TEAR!
 
It's like ermine soaked in honey is being pulled through my ears.



My mind is going.



















I can
Feel it.
 
It's as if in a mere instant all that was has become translucent.


It glows


Faintly.
So faintly.
 
Yes, and so should I. It's pretty much 4:20. :(
 
crotch(es).

I want to hide my penises inside a body.

absolutely, yes.
 
don't you get diamonds from carbon?

don't you get oil from dead dinosaurs?

humans = carbon based life forms


humans should be compressed into diamonds and oil when they die

leave the coffins for vampires. they need them to sleep
 
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