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VirusType2 said:
don't you get diamonds from carbon?

don't you get oil from dead dinosaurs?

humans = carbon based life forms


humans should be compressed into diamonds and oil when they die

leave the coffins for vampires. they need them to sleep
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Can we put this guy in charge of world affairs?
 
VirusType2 said:
don't you get diamonds from carbon?

humans = carbon based life forms

humans should be compressed into diamonds and oil when they die
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People already have been compressed into diamonds. It's a funeral option.
 
No power for a day and no internet for 2 days. Fuccking storm sucked.
 
lol im a strider.


beeeeeewwwshhhhhhhhwwwwwwwaaaaaaaamp BOOM.
 
Yeah well i got a letter from an incredibly ugly girl today... :cool:
 
Mech Man said:
an incredibly ugly gril
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Felix said:
I remember Irn-Bru! Relentless is pretty good too. But if you're in the UK and there's a coursework deadline coming up, get down Spar and buy a bottle of Blue Bear, it's the only way. Imagine 'Kick' but even cheaper. One thing I do not suggest is what my friend did as a silly 'dare' once. During a free period we purchased three packets of Lucozade energy tablets and a bottle of Lucozade. Put the tablets in a bowl and used the Lucozade drink as a milk substitute, and he had it for breakfast. Poor, poor soul. He couldn't sit still for days! He came in the next day looked totally shattered, but he was still so buzzing!
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Thinking about trying this, certainly sounds interesting.
 
I met uncle 'cid yesterday.

It was freaking insane. My whole perspective on how to live my life has been completely changed.

I was laying in my bed, and came to the conclusion that we shouldn't try to connect with people, but should instead try to experience people.

I feel refreshed.
 
interesting.


Man, I went looking for an appartment today and it was bust. Tried 3 places. There is nothing for 1 bedroom anywhere.

There is no alternative left. I must hide in a strange attic and sneak down to steal food.
 
The party isn't on.

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^ That but less comical and more FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
 
VirusType2 said:
interesting.


Man, I went looking for an appartment today and it was bust. Tried 3 places. There is nothing for 1 bedroom anywhere.

There is no alternative left. I must hide in a strange attic and sneak down to steal food.
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At least it's not some old dude's closet, right?
 
Raziaar said:
At least it's not some old dude's closet, right?
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Oh, sorry, did I say 'strange attic'?

Little typo there, what I meant was 'huge underground bunker capable of withstanding simultaneous bear attacks'.
 
VirusType2 said:
Oh, sorry, did I say 'strange attic'?

Little typo there, what I meant was 'huge underground bunker capable of withstanding simultaneous bear attacks'.
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Even armored bears?


I AM AN ARMORED BEAR!


My god that movie was so dumb.
 
You all need to buy Ninja Gaiden 2 right now. I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS EXCITED BY A GAME. I LITERALLY CAME A FOUINTAIN FROM ALL THE GORE. DOGS WITH THROWING STARS. HOLY SHIT. THEY ARE USING SWORDS. WITH THEIR MOUTHS
 
This is the biggest group of people I can tell this without invoking horrible repercussions.
I want to tell the world.
I started falling in love.
It ended.
She ended it.
I was sad.
/Clich?.
Life continues.


:shh:
 
oh damn, no wonder you fell for her. Personally, i really go for the girls with multiple eyes. The more the better.
 
Oh god, I almost rolled my chair over my own toes.

*shudders*



Also, I just saw a Ninja Gaiden commercial on TV, and they stole half life 2's fast zombie scream sound.


EDIT: Yep, definitely. Listen at the 10 second mark. http://youtube.com/watch?v=J3uFy1c-dE0
 
I'd like to have a dream where I was sleeping in a more comfortable bed.
 
I had a dream where I shot a grenade launcher into Angry Lawyer's mouth.

To be fair, he was a zombie at the time.
 
I had a dream in which the Penguin (Batman) was waiting at the bottom of my stairs, for me to get breakfast. Freaked me out as a child.
 
Also, I just saw a Ninja Gaiden commercial on TV, and they stole half life 2's fast zombie scream sound.
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I am a professional zombie voice actor



the trick is to drink soda first, to get your throat conditioned, then lower the pitch of the sample by an insane amount.


it sounds exactly like this - "RARW", and "BLAHRGG"
 
In my dreams everyone is a rotting corpse being devoured or ****ed by wild animals.
 
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