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I have two penises, I was sexing a swedish exhange student with the other one.

The toilet was on the ceiling.

**** you.
 
ITT:

KA was replying to Veg
Koola was replying to Virus

Both victims of being a minute too late


EDIT: DOH!!
 
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

I'm so pissed that my x-box won't read my LOTR DVDs.
 
On the plus side, I know this chick who looks just like an elf. Her ears are not so pointy though.
 
I could take or leave the ears.

I was surfin' the web, just lookin' at pics
Followin' links, and scopin' the chicks
Till I saw one pretty momma of such great SIZE
that I had to set the window to MAXIMIZE

Needless to say, I knew I'd struck gold
imagine myself in all those jelly rolls
really turns me on when she assumes that stance
though I could fit three of me inside her pants

so I found some more of the bee-bee-double-you
and I knew exactly what I was gonna do
lemme tell ya boys, I get some right-hand excercise
when I see the chicks with the cottage-cheese thighs
 
Que-Ever said:
I could take or leave the ears.

I was surfin' the web, just lookin' at pics
Followin' links, and scopin' the chicks
Till I saw one pretty momma of such great SIZE
that I had to set the window to MAXIMIZE

Needless to say, I knew I'd struck gold
imagine myself in all those jelly rolls
really turns me on when she assumes that stance
though I could fit three of me inside her pants

so I found some more of the bee-bee-double-you
and I knew exactly what I was gonna do
lemme tell ya boys, I get some right-hand excercise
when I see the chicks with the cottage-cheese thighs
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Awesome

...hmmm yeah i guess :)


though you wouldn't want to bite on the lobes cause she might poke you in the eye :(
 
what if you're into that but not necessarily to the extent that you might have recently expressed in a little ditty? Unless you're talking about the poking, in which case, honestly, this chick could poke me all she wanted and I'd still be ready to fire my bow, if you know what I mean.
 
Mmmm... constantly refreshing the page to see how many polls Ennui's locked = fun at uni.
 
If this sort of thing happens again I am going to give two-month bans to everyone involved. As it is consider yourselves lucky I only infractioned the OPs. This really isn't acceptable and I feel like I should be in the ban control panel with a list of names right now.
 
When I was young I had surgery to widen my urethra, and now I have a slit instead of a hole.
 
He had 14/15 active infraction ban-points, so he ended up over the limit. Goodnight, don't make me have to clean up the forums again after I wake up please.
 
Que-Ever said:
*lops off koola's head* dammit too late. They keep doing that!
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I lol'd hard @ this.
 
So it's a perma ban? Or just a very long temp ban?
 
No, his earlier infractions expire in a few days so he'll be back within a week.
 
Epic win.

I am glad I was here to witness... whatever the **** that was.
 
Good thing I wasnt here when this happened. I dont think I could have restrained myself. I still have six infraction points on my account.

*glares at ennui*
 
****, i fell asleep yesterday after i got home from school...woke up now, the day after, missed the entire incident.

I hate my life
 
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