Miscellaneous

[Vegeta897]

I've been sick once in the last two years, honestly.

 

[FF7Vincent]

i used to get sick like every other day when i was younger, but now i havn't gotten sick for a long time

 

[Adabiviak]

Today I learned that our UBAs actually sniff the security thread in US currency with UV, among its battery of other tests. (In answer to the previous question, the hardware I learned to program was a slot machine peripheral.)

 

[FF7Vincent]

i'm getting hungry, i think i'm going to go eat oh and i just saw the spore video preview on IGN, that looked cool

 

[Qonfused]

I've been sick once in the last two years, honestly.

You never leave your room.

 

[Vegeta897]

You never leave your room.

You never leave your... mom.

 

[Raziaar]

You never leave your room.

I never leave my room either...

Though the times I get sick, are when I leave my room and the house... such rare occasions.

I'm afraid I no longer have an immune system.

 

[VirusType2]

spread bacteria and other foreign contaminates all over your mouse and keyboard


EDIT: oh shit, I just gained a rank. Combine Elite

Not bad

 

[Que-Ever]

Now you get to handle those fizzly balls.

 

[VirusType2]

this is the part where I say something funny

 

[French Ninja]

My daily summer vacation schedule:

Wake up at Noon
Eat Cheddarwursts for lunch
Work outside in the garden
Eat dinner
Work outside in the garden until dark
Game/fap/ until 3 AM
Sleep

 

[Vegeta897]

This is the part where you stop putting things in bold.

 

[VirusType2]

sorry

 

[kineaesth]

Brb, doctor.

 

[Azner]

Never.

 

[Naudian]

Lately I've been getting indigestion after eating anything at all. wtf

 

[Qonfused]

You're not making many friends today, Virus.

 

[VirusType2]

You don't like me for whatever reason. Something I said. I get it.

 

[Qonfused]

You thought Hugh Laurie was Chuck Norris.

 

[Kula Meenur]

You don't like me for whatever reason. Something I said. I get it.

You thought Hugh Laurie was Chuck Norris.

This made me lol for a long, long time




Also what's with all the poll spamming lately?

 

[VirusType2]

Oh shit, I wasn't sure if he was serious.

Is this the Miscellaneous thread?

I'm bored out of my mind! Nothing seems fun anymore


I think I need a new girlfriend. Any takers? I'm tall, sexy, and have lots of money. Well, I have to be really honest here. I'm not that tall.

 

[Azner]

This made me lol for a long, long time




Also what's with all the poll spamming lately?

It makes sense. How often do you question poll spamming?

 

[Kula Meenur]

It makes sense. How often do you question poll spamming?

Never. Flaming always ensues

I think I need a new girlfriend. Any takers? I'm tall, sexy, and have lots of money. Well, I have to be really honest here. I'm not that tall.

Cheeky bugga

 

[Sam]

You're not making many friends today, Virus.

He's not your friend, buddy.

 

[French Ninja]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9gqvYYU2vk&eurl=http://forums.enturbulation.org/10-off-topic/london-emo-teens-take-streets-16684/

 

[Kula Meenur]

You're not making many friends today, Virus.

Yes he is!






*chuckles*

 

[kineaesth]

So I went to the doctor. They're all 'Hur maybe it's kidney trouble' so I had blood tests and urine tests. And today, I learned how to do a mid-stream urine test.

 

[Kula Meenur]

You throw the container in mid-stream?


Also, welcome to the Hl2.net Proll Incident.

 

[Vegeta897]

Throw it? That's not going to help. You might get a few drops in, but that's about it.

 

[kineaesth]

You throw the container in mid-stream?


Also, welcome to the Hl2.net Proll Incident.

No, and thank you.

 

[VirusType2]

You have cancer.

 

[Adabiviak]

So I went to the doctor. They're all 'Hur maybe it's kidney trouble' so I had blood tests and urine tests. And today, I learned how to do a mid-stream urine test.

How does that work?

 

[Kula Meenur]

I'm suprised Munners, our lord who art though in dot.net, hasn't appeared and shut down the proll incident yet...




*awaits mod arrival and successive bant*

 

[French Ninja]

We're all ****ed. D:

 

[kineaesth]

How does that work?

How does what work?

 

[Vegeta897]

FFS, the pissing thing. there have been like 4 posts about it. Tell us already.

 

[Kula Meenur]

We're all ****ed. D:

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers, For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

Be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition. Whenst thou moderators approach shall we lay down our swords in thou tempest and cry forth:

"WE CHOSEN FEW HAVE SURVIVED THE HL2.NET PROLL INCIDENT!!"




May the lord have mercy upon our posts, because the moderators shall not.

 

[kineaesth]

Oh, I thought he meant the other thing. Like, the reason.

So you go to the toilet, and you do some wees. And then you use your penis strength, and stop weesing, and get a sterile box, and do the rest of a wees into that. And then the box is filled with wees
And then, the box has little pouring edges, and you pour your wees into a little tube. And put on a lid, and tip the box wees into the toilet. And throw away the box in one of those medical waste bins.

Yeah!

 

[Vegeta897]

That was way too boring and didn't defy enough laws of physics.

 

[VirusType2]

Huge ****ing storm of god approaching