Miscellaneous

[Azner]

I realised that i can whistle multiple sounds at once, thus making me a harmonica.

 

[Skaadi]

I had to do something like that, I just BS'ed the whole thing. Was the subject about a certain career you'd like to pursue or something?

No, it was about priests oddly enough (dont ask me why) Cultural leaders and all that jazz.

But, thankfully, I am now about three pages into my 10 page report!

 

[Druckles]

I shall get some sleep tonight.

 

[DigiQ8]

You shall not sleep

 

[Krynn72]

None shall sleep.

 

[Druckles]

tan background fail.

I SHALL SLEEP!

 

[Que-Ever]

tan background fail.

 

[DigiQ8]

\Agrees

 

[Druckles]

Oh crap -_-

Forgot about the blue background's crappy whiteness.

 

[Krynn72]

Blue does not have whiteness. Wtf are you on about?

 

[Kula Meenur]

Windows Vista is giving me the shits and i have a lab report to do by 2moz


None shall sleep.

 

[Druckles]

I'm not sure anymore.

Sleep is the key.

 

[Que-Ever]

My anus is bleeding for the second time I can remember.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

That's informative, que.

 

[Druckles]

Yeah, np. Burns a little bit.

What the hell did you do to it??

Do I dare ask why your anus is bleeding?

I just took a really angular shit.

Back-in-time-x/0-shit don't work when you quote me D:

 

[Que-Ever]

That's informative, que.

Yeah, np. Burns a little bit.

Do I dare ask why your anus is bleeding?

I just took a really angular shit.

 

[Raziaar]

Ugh... woke up twice now while sleeping with this sickness... my sinuses completely clogged, and my throat entirely dry. Each breath results in a bad cough that triggers my gag reflex.

 

[Druckles]

Then don't wake up

Sleep is too good to waste being awake.

 

[Raziaar]

Then don't wake up

Sleep is too good to waste being awake.

The coughing woke me up.

 

[Nitre]

Today i read this thread.

And wrote Computing notes for an exam i have tomorrow.

Lame.

 

[VirusType2]

Today i read this thread.

Lame.

fixed



the entire thing - in one sitting?


I think I'm going to watch a movie for a change. I got Robots, and I haven't watched it yet.

sounds like some kind of futuristic crabs on my pubes.

I got robots from this dirty robot hooker




*!!!!!!!!
Oh my god I just saw some hallucination (I hope that's what it was). Something huge zoomed in on my face like 3D glasses, and spun around a few times - enough to make me shit - and then zoomed out into the crack in my door.

yIKES SCOOBY


I must be tired. Now I'm a little freaked out. Won't take much to set me over the edge at this point. You know when you were a kid and you were spooked out for some reason - it was dark and you scared of yourself and run as fast as possible away from the darkness.

 

[Nitre]

The entire thing - in one sitting?

I took a break for lunch.

 

[VirusType2]

I've done that in the Image Dump before. read the whole thing. + took a break for lunch

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You shall not sleep

You won't sleep either because I'm reminding you of The House.

 

[highlander]

I have too give an English oral today

Yes, cock sucking jokes are in order.

HAW HAW.

 

[Emporius]

Highlander, whenever I see your name bagpipes go off in my head and I hear Sean Connery say "Thar kehn onleh be one hinghlander!"

 

[Slug Advisor]

I have too give an oral today

Yes, cock sucking is in order.

HAWT HAWT.

OLOLOL.

 

[highlander]

Highlander, whenever I see your name bagpipes go off in my head and I hear Sean Connery say "Thar kehn onleh be one hinghlander!"

OCH LADDIE, YOU BEH CONFUIN' MEH WIF MAH LADS.

THERE CANNE ONLY ONLEH BEH ONE HIGHLANDER.

*throws whiskey bottle*

:thumbs:

 

[Druckles]

Finally sleep arrives.

In a bit.

 

[Tyguy]

i dont know why but i tend to come into this thread every few days, make some joke about masturbating, and leave.

no point in breaking the cycle...

I masturbate to the teletubbies

-leaves

 

[Cavalry]

I masturbate to tubbies on the tele

-leaves

fix't

 

[Krynn72]

How many infraction points does it take to get bant?

 

[Cavalry]

You bring up a good question Krynn.
so, btw,
Do some infractions result in more points than others?

 

[Pinkle]

I can whistle like a tea kettle through the gap in my top front teeth

:|

It's very obnoxious

 

[Emporius]

How many infraction points does it take to get bant?

15 I believe

 

[Tyguy]

so when it says my infraction expired, logic would suggest that i'm at 0 points, right?

 

[Cole]

My physics class goes to six flags. We went yesterday. It was the first time I ever road a rollercoaster.

IT WAS AWESOME. One of the coolest experiences i've ever had. Thank you Physics!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

See kids, physaks is your friend. Where the hell have you been?

 

[Raziaar]

so when it says my infraction expired, logic would suggest that i'm at 0 points, right?

Infractions have a half life.

 

[Crash]

It was the first time I ever road a rollercoaster.

The first time I was ever on a rollercoaster, I was doing an old girlfriend and I told her she was almost as good as her sister...Now, that was a ride.....