Most embarassing thing found on your comp?

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Whats the most embarassing thing ever found on your comp?....Mine was probably one time i DLed what i THOUGHT was a HL2 ingame movie but it was fetish pr0n. My friend found it in my recycle bin and opened it......
 
My mom found pr0n on my computer. I was in the other room and she yelled out "WHAT IS *** ******* ******* ON **** SUCKING *****". I'll let you fill in the blanks.
 
ROFL, I went to newgrounds and all these cartoon porn pop-ups came up and i just clicked out and didnt erase my history. So my mom was on my comp looking in the history to find some stupid flash game and she was like. "Ian, whats XXX hentai?"
 
Once, I downloaded a movie but instead it was pr0n!!!

BTW, it was sick pr0n...
 
Qwert93 said:
Once, I downloaded a movie but instead it was pr0n!!!

BTW, it was sick pr0n...
uhhh the adjective was rather unnecessary don't you think?
 
I just found a directory c:\aiko teacher, some japanese hentai porn :|

"I don't know how it got there".

I can't believe i didn't delete that...what a frigging idiot. I'm getting sloppy with the hiding of "questionable material".

Once i accidentally downloaded a 600mg bisexual porn video. Everything was going ok until this guy started doing something to another guy with a girl doing something as well. "That's not right" i thought to myself. delete.

My sister found pron on my computer...:|. Explaining away those things is always tricky. So now i just say to my sister "god ****ing damnit you try being a MALE for a week, It's NATURAL!!!!".

interesting..
 
What do you people have against porn? The most embarassing thing on my computer would prolly be the ace of base songs.
 
JFry said:
What do you people have against porn? The most embarassing thing on my computer would prolly be the ace of base songs.

what do we have aginst them?
 
JellyWorld said:
uhhh the adjective was rather unnecessary don't you think?

What I mean is that it was sicker than most. It shows a girl stripping...
 
Qwert93 said:
What I mean is that it was sicker than most. It shows a girl stripping...


like every single other pr0n
 
My Dad once found a pitcure of TDE and Sulkdodds shot down against a brick wall with Creamtor666 between them shitting himself.
 
Actually my sis riped an ABBA CD onto my comp...god that is a hard one to wriggle out of.
 
MarcoPollo said:
Ritz, you disgust me...AOL? how could you?1

It was those "Try Aol for free, UNLIMITED.. FOREVER" links that sneck onto computers in vain hope people will click them.
 
Sure it was... uh huh

most embarassing thing on my computer currently - well nothing i don't save porn on it
but i did install star wars the phantom menace game a while back
*shudders
 
[starwarsnerd]That game rocks![/starwarsnerd]
 
MarcoPollo said:
*From 'Rude Food' thread*
I searched for 'Penis shaped food' in google and clicked im feeling lucky....Gay food fetish porno is not as cool as it would seem.
Well..now we know what the 'fettish pr0n' was...Anyway, most embarassing thing on my computer, probably Bear Share..It's like Kazza only it's faster and the name sucks.
 
My collection of Munro pictures.
 
It's so common it is no longer classed as embarrasing, Pi.

*Clears recycling bin with haste*
 
Once my friend was looking through my iTunes and found a Metallica song...I was so embarassed
 
Well, it's not embarrasing to me.

But my extensive manga collection (It's bleach, ok! Bleach! REAL BLEACH! NOT HENTAI!) seems to embarrass the crap out of my brother.
 
Haha, once my friend and I were surfing on his computer, and young we were. We thought it was fun making p0rn picture as his wallpaper. But then his mother came down, we had just the time to set a bird picture as his desktop and that's it, we thought we were out of problems. But no, when the computer restarted with his mom still in the basement, the p0rn wallpaper appeared at start-up for maybe 20 secondes. Enough for his mom to take a good look at it.
 
AntiAnto said:
Haha, once my friend and I were surfing on his computer, and young we were. We thought it was fun making p0rn picture as his wallpaper. But then his mother came down, we had just the time to set a bird picture as his desktop and that's it, we thought we were out of problems. But no, when the computer restarted with his mom still in the basement, the p0rn wallpaper appeared at start-up for maybe 20 secondes. Enough for his mom to take a good look at it.

We've done that, we were having a party at his house and we wrangled our way onto his computer, first thing we did was find some gay fetish porn -> right click -> Set as Wallpaper then we set his homepage to www.hotmail.com but with "mail" actually spelt "male".

Other than that my Dad's come into my room unexpectedly and I though I've pulled up a website to hide my the app I was using to erm, download the stuff but unawares to me left the transfer window visible at the bottom of the screen. He was like "What's that" and I'm like, “erm....It's people sending me random stuff!", I don't think he bought it.
 
This one is hilarious, in retrospect.

It was around the beginnings of Gmail, and someone on the IRC channel wanted people to send stuff to him. I of course, decided to download a bunch of gay porn gifs and stuff to send him, but it took some time, I closed DC++ down and eventually forgot about the files.

Later on, my sister-in-law found those gifs. It'd probably have been better if I explained the truth, but I acted as if I didn't knew what the stuff was and suspected a hacker was doing this. It took some hours of pretending to look for "hacker traces" (starting MS-DOS prompts and writing random stuff) and claiming there was evidence for it for her, and my mother who found out about it, to believe me... :|
 
mortiz said:
We've done that, we were having a party at his house and we wrangled our way onto his computer, first thing we did was find some gay fetish porn -> right click -> Set as Wallpaper then we set his homepage to www.hotmail.com but with "mail" actually spelt "male".

Haha, that's exactly what we did to one of my mates once too :LOL:

Including the hotmail.com one exactly as you describe.

We also signed him up to loads of newsletters from those kinds of sites.
 
Master Blaster MP3s ... I must have downloaded them when I was verah, verah drunk.
 
Bah well I guess it would be harry potter quidiche (spell0ring bad)league thingy that my brother installed. I found my brothers pr0n though :D very funny
 
My parents decided to peruse the cookies not long after i started looking at porn, using my dad's aol account mind you, and guess what they found? Though really they were stupid doing that because i still looked at porn afterwards, i just knew then to get rid of the cookies, history, and temp. internet files. So, even though it was embarassing I learned a good lesson... clear out all the evidence and it's all good!
 
How many people here don't surf porn? Is there even anyone?
 
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