Most Embarrassing / Strangest moments

[Tr0n]

Science class was where I learnt how to make bombs... hmm... dont have an embarassing story to go with that one... lucky

Wtf...I learned how to make bombs from McGuyver!

Edit:Science class sucked....

 

[KiNG]

i have so many, i seriously think iv blocked most out. btw great subject spud.

i was in wrestling and so guy had ring worm and didnt tell anyone, so i end up getting it...on my facial cheek...i had to walk around school for 2 weeks wit that...fuggin gross.

man iv had my face turn red so many times i jsut cant remember why...ill get back to you guys if i can remember.

 

[bliink]

How about other people's embarassments?

would you guys be embarassed if a girl you were mates with was messing around with your computer and found a giant porn stash?
and then while you're face is frozen in shock, she starts playing the movies? "haha.. so you're into this huh?"

 

[CyberSh33p]

How about other people's embarassments?

would you guys be embarassed if a girl you were mates with was messing around with your computer and found a giant porn stash?
and then while you're face is frozen in shock, she starts playing the movies? "haha.. so you're into this huh?"

haha, did you seriously do that?

 

[MadHatter]

Wtf...I learned how to make bombs from McGuyver!

Edit:Science class sucked....

No kidding? He taught me how to construct a starship from a paperclip.

Note: Stargate SG-1 sucks.

 

[bliink]

haha, did you seriously do that?

more than once... i'm not allowed near many computers now

 

[Neutrino]

How about other people's embarassments?

would you guys be embarassed if a girl you were mates with was messing around with your computer and found a giant porn stash?
and then while you're face is frozen in shock, she starts playing the movies? "haha.. so you're into this huh?"

That's great. You should defintely carry around a camera for just such situations so you can take pictures of their expressions.

 

[Tr0n]

No kidding? He taught me how to construct a starship from a paperclip.

Note: Stargate SG-1 sucks.

What the hell have you been smoking?SG-1 kicks ass.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

To tell you the truth, that would turn me on like nothing in this world.

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...etc etc

A truly embarassing thing happened to a friend of a friend of mine. I have a friend (yes it's true i do) who works with this girl. She apparently shares an apartment with some other guy. One day she came home to find him sitting in front of the computer completely naked, whacking the salami over.....cartoon porn. Yes.

She can't look him straight in the face anymore, haha. Poor guy...we all like a bit of cartoon porn don't we? Those hentai girls are just irresistable

 

[bliink]

To tell you the truth, that would turn me on like nothing in this world.

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...etc etc

A truly embarassing thing happened to a friend of a friend of mine. I have a friend (yes it's true i do) who works with this girl. She apparently shares an apartment with some other guy. One day she came home to find him sitting in front of the computer completely naked, whacking the salami over.....cartoon porn. Yes.

She can't look him straight in the face anymore, haha. Poor guy...we all like a bit of cartoon porn don't we? Those hentai girls are just irresistable

well, i must say.. i've never walked in on someone doing that... well... i'm not sure now

 

[Reaktor4]

Think ive blocked most stuff out too.. ill probably remember something later.
One time i found animal porn on someones computer because they forgot to delete the file link in start/documents.. :x they werent there though, but i did hint to them that id found it some time later. We dont talk any more.

 

[jaguar_987]

To tell you the truth, that would turn me on like nothing in this world.

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...etc etc

A truly embarassing thing happened to a friend of a friend of mine. I have a friend (yes it's true i do) who works with this girl. She apparently shares an apartment with some other guy. One day she came home to find him sitting in front of the computer completely naked, whacking the salami over.....cartoon porn. Yes.

She can't look him straight in the face anymore, haha. Poor guy...we all like a bit of cartoon porn don't we? Those hentai girls are just irresistable

LMFAO! Classic, he's blatantly the poor bastard that gets made fun of in the pub everynight.

 

[Kangy]

Think ive blocked most stuff out too.. ill probably remember something later.
One time i found animal porn on someones computer because they forgot to delete the file link in start/documents.. :x they werent there though, but i did hint to them that id found it some time later. We dont talk any more.

Haha.

I was removing spyware for a friend once, and I was going through his cookies or histories for something.

There was pretty much every type of bizarre fetish you could think of.

Incest? Animals? Cartoons?

All there.

 

[Sparta]

Haha.

I was removing spyware for a friend once, and I was going through his cookies or histories for something.

There was pretty much every type of bizarre fetish you could think of.

Incest? Animals? Cartoons?

All there.

oh my god thats rank, thats just rank. How old is this guy?

 

[bliink]

oh my god thats rank, thats just rank. How old is this guy?

lol.. I bet there'd be some interesting stuff in your cache!

 

[Sparta]

lol.. I bet there'd be some interesting stuff in your cache!

Nope, just the regular horse porn. Nothing out of the blue in there

 

[h00dlum]

I almost got caught wanking by my grandmother..but i dont think she noticed..atleast i keep telling myself that!

edit: yeah and this must be one of the worst moments ever. I dont know if its true but many people say it is! There is this guy in my town that was having anal sex with a girl. And then the girls mother walks in to the room and the guy pulls out and the girl totally sprays him and the bed with diarrhea infron of the eyes of her mother! ROFL!!!

 

[Raziaar]

I almost got caught wanking by my grandmother..but i dont think she noticed..atleast i keep telling myself that!

edit: yeah and this must be one of the worst moments ever. I dont know if its true but many people say it is! There is this guy in my town that was having anal sex with a girl. And then the girls mother walks in to the room and the guy pulls out and the girl totally sprays him and the bed with diarrhea infron of the eyes of her mother! ROFL!!!

Just remember, when she passes away, she'll always be there by your side, watching over you to make sure you're safe. That oughta keep the fly zipped!

Oh, and I can believe that. That's disgusting but I can imigine it if the girl was shocked enough. LOL gross. Although I don't believe the Diarrhea part. Who is dumb enough to do that when they have diarrhea? lol

 

[Danimal]

My most emmbarrising moment I had so many, let me think.

I ain't telling any of mine but I will tell you something that happened to an old friend of mine

He was doing a science project about making an egg into a boucy ball and he had 2 eggs, he bounced one egg and it was fine and the nhe bounced the 2nd egg and the contects went all over his paperwork...

I will tell you one that happened to me

We had to make paper masche puppets for the simpsons and we had a HUGE plan for it but we coudnt do it.

So I made a guy wit ha beard that made retarded noises and I got a D- ;(

 

[Icarus]

There was this one time...

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[bliink]

There was this one time...

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[The Dark Elf]

No more, please. Making my head hurt now lol

*makes a note to replace it all with normal text, later, if he cba*

 

[Icarus]

No more, please. Making my head hurt now lol

*makes a note to replace it all with normal text, later, if he cba*

too many of those posts...maybe SM has a hack for it

 

[SpuD]

There was this one time...

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I'm at a loss here

Keep the stories coming!

 

[Moto]

Like a month ago my dad, my friends, and I went to the motocross track on a Thursday for practice. I took my first lap and came around the finsh line. There was a set of what we call whoops which are a series of large bumps that you have to have to just skim the tops of. I jumped into the first set and skimmed the top of the next bumb sideways. I crashed right in front of my friends, so that was a little embarrassing.

 

[SpuD]

Like a month ago my dad, my friends, and I went to the motocross track on a Thursday for practice. I took my first lap and came around the finsh line. There was a set of what we call whoops which are a series of large bumps that you have to have to just skim the tops of. I jumped into the first set and skimmed the top of the next bumb sideways. I crashed right in front of my friends, so that was a little embarrassing.

I crashed on a table top jump on a motorbike... it sucked.

 

[burner69]

Oo where do I start

I know: here <---
When I was 14 I set my head on fire with boot polish
When I was 17 I allowed myself to be repeatedly shot in the arse by an air rifle.
When I was 7 I made a Nazi joke right infront of my sisters German exchange friend, not having the slightest clue how embaressed I made her.
Earlier this year I went down on a girl during a heavy period.
When I was 15 someone w**ked me off and managed to break my banjo string - messy.
When I was 16 my sister caught me wanking in the bath.
When I was tripping once a toilet spoke to me, and I held a conversation with it for 15minutes.
Yesturday Avid Merrion phoned me up (UK guys should know who he is) it was very random but rather cool.
When I was 15 I got wedgied so hard my kegs got ripped off revealing a few skids.
When I was 18 the police drove past, stopped and cautioned me for weeing up a wall.

That's all for now. I'll think of more

 

[BAMF1337]

A while ago I was at my last piano recital before I quit taking lessons and half way through the song I just forget the rest of it. That SUCKED half of my energy was devoted to keeping a straight face and the other half was desperately trying to remember the notes--but to no avail :monkee: . It was only about 80 people in the auditorium but the silence while trying to remember the notes was terrible. This is probably why I dont like to sit around in silence anymore and just HAVE to hear something. I haven't touched a piano since that time ;( .

Oh well ive been told ive got no shame now since its become really hard to get me embarrassed .

 

[johnnypoopoopant]

i walked around with a boner in P.E.

 

[Adrien C]

Reminds me a story a friend told me about his friend. He had headphones on and was... erm... pleasuring himself. And when he finished he opened his eyes and next to his bed was a cup of coffee his mum had made him.


What's up with the science class stuff ?
I was one touching this girls brest in France, it was during this planet presentation, all dark and cosy, but then the teacher turned on the light, hehe.

Never been caught, must be embarasing

 

[MadHatter]

i walked around with a boner in P.E.

I have some scary memories of P.E.

I remember it was stretching time and we began 'touch your toes'. As soon as I bent over to touch my toes, I busted ass and some guy was walking passed by starring at me like "wtf?".

 

[evil^milk]

Science class was where I learnt how to make bombs... hmm... dont have an embarassing story to go with that one... lucky

cool... teach me :E

 

[Mr-Fusion]

When I was 15 someone w**ked me off and managed to break my banjo string - messy.

Huh???

 

[johnnypoopoopant]

^^
i think what burner69 meant was someone jacked him off and he jizzed everywhere...but not shure

 

[Reaktor4]

Reminds me a story a friend told me about his friend. He had headphones on and was... erm... pleasuring himself. And when he finished he opened his eyes and next to his bed was a cup of coffee his mum had made him.

Thats a well known bullshit story.

 

[SpuD]

Anymore? Im sure you guys have tons, share them

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

Well somehow I always manage to fart really nasty and smelly when someone is just walking up to my desk.

Or someone that used my pc discovered a pubic hair on the keyboard

Or after taking a giant shit, I'm washing my hands and ofcourse my boss comes in and uses the exact same toilet

Walking around all day with a giant pimple on your nose and/or snot in your nostrel without someone saying it


meh, nothing really special

 

[Adrien C]

Bad memmorry.

 

[SpuD]

Bad memmorry.

also spelling?

 

[Raziaar]

Or after taking a giant shit, I'm washing my hands and ofcourse my boss comes in and uses the exact same toilet

HAHAHA, that's why after you use the toilet, you go and stand at the urinal like you're taking a piss and when the next guy comes in, then you go to the sink. They won't think you were the one who did it