Most Embarrassing / Strangest moments

ailevation said:
:dozey: I farted in class, everyone looked at me and didn't even care! OMGZORZ!

/me stares at ailevation

ewwwww...
 
One time we were on a road trip and we stopped at a rest area in wyoming. My brother and I went in to go to the bathroom and it smelled in there

"Uhh, it smells like Sh*t in here." My brother says

Then all of the sudden we here a loud fart come from one of the stalls and we ran out of there laughing our asses off :)
 
i chuckled too, hehe. you showed that dude in the cubicle who was sh*tting away.... yeah... i bet he felt baaaad
 
hehe, I have more stories from that same road trip, its not funny but strange

So we are trying to find a place to camp, and we are in Utah I think. So we see a sign saying that a town called Muddy Gap with camping is a few miles away, so we decide to go there.

Well we make it there and all we see is a long dirt road stretching off to the left, and a little store. The store's door is open, but there is nobody there. What was strange with that place and why we went to find a new place is that it looked like a junkyard. There were busted up old cars everywhere in the parking lot and there were animal heads on the outside wall. We all got the feeling this would be like a sequel to Texas Chainsaw Massacre so we drove the hell out of there
 
Strange/funny moment


Once there was this toilet in the bathroom where there were turds all over the floor and on the bowl and I overheard this guy say he has to take a dump. So I had my friend go in to the only other stall on purpose and when the guy opened the turd stall all you heard was "Ohhh,dear god I think I'm gonna be sick"
 
One day i decided to change and shock the online world by releasing blobman to the world and i createdThis thread

im not trying to subliminally advertise it... noooo *shifty eyes*
 
neptuneuk said:
One day i decided to change and shock the online world by releasing blobman to the world and i createdThis thread

im not trying to subliminally advertise it... noooo *shifty eyes*
Ugh, enough. You already started an entirely new thread with just the link to that comic.

Do you realize you are making the comic worse? And making yourself look like an ass?

Embarrasing eh? Hmmm... I am glad I don't remembe many... Rofl. Today in studyhall I could not stock hiccupping. And my study hall is QUIET. Pretty funny.. I put on my headphones so I couldn't hear myself. :(

I was visiting my uncle in a retirement home thing, and we were in the lunch hall thing. This old lady wheels up to me and says she wants to go home.. I had never seen her before or anything. She must have been delusinal or something... I kinda felt bad. She wants to go home... Thankfully a relative of mine came over and took care of things.. Phew!

I easily get embarrased in front of people.. Really shy...

That's about all I am willing to share...
 
Bwaahahahahah!


Just read every post in all nine pages of this thread.



Funny stuff... :p


And scary sometimes.... :eek:
 
I was pissed at my English teacher for always telling me to stop talking, even though the dude behind me was (stupid old lady) so I rip the loudest fart ever and go "CAN YOU HEAR THAT!"

Got a referal and suspended from that class for 2 days.
 
LOL! Some funny stuff!

My (or our as i should say because it included my girlfriend) most embarrassing moment was when we was at our holiday caravan. Basically her parents went round to my caravan to drink with my parents, me and my girlfriend were alone in her caravan so we started to make out (as you do ;) ) and it got kinda hot, i got her top off and started fumbling around... and then! THEN!! The door opens and her parents walk back in, and her dad just stood there laughing his head off and ran round to embarress me furthur and tell my parents! :p
 
Ren.182 said:
LOL! Some funny stuff!

My (or our as i should say because it included my girlfriend) most embarrassing moment was when we was at our holiday caravan. Basically her parents went round to my caravan to drink with my parents, me and my girlfriend were alone in her caravan so we started to make out (as you do ;) ) and it got kinda hot, i got her top off and started fumbling around... and then! THEN!! The door opens and her parents walk back in, and her dad just stood there laughing his head off and ran round to embarress me furthur and tell my parents! :p


you're lucky you got caught when you did, if you get what Im saying
 
lol! I get what you're saying ;) I suppose you're right! :)
 
I remember a time in high school gym class we were doing a unit on football. Now, football isn'r my forte, neither am I fond of most sports, excluding billiards, bowling, & laser tag. So anyway, our team is on the receiving end, and the other team kicks the ball. Its heading straight for me. Now what was it that our gym teacher said? "Hold your hands outward like a pyramid shape and cradle the ball to catch it." So I do so, but failed to watch where the ball was going. I just stood there & closed my eyes. The foorball slams into my head so hard, Im knowcked unconcious for a minute. The rest of the day (thank God it was towards the end), I had an impression of part of the football on my forehead.

Moral: If you see a football flying in the air towards you, run away.
 
Doppelgofer said:
i ALWAYS get wood when i'm on the bus to college in the morning...i don't even have to be in the mood or thinkin of owt and it just shoots up like a bastard...its usually always when i'm about to get off at my stop aswell so i have to do the sly hand in pocket nob rearrangment technique

You'll see, it'll pass with the time.
 
Ok that's very embarrassing. One night, my friends and I decided to do weed and alcool. So we did. We went in my house and went downstairs. We were three: one passed out and the other was watching a real good porn movie on my 51 Inches TV. I though he was asleep so I started to...hmmm...yeah masterbate. Alccol and weed made me do this. I even though I was alone. I completely forgot they were there until one woke up. It was so embarrassing. I woke up the morning and I wanted to go kill myself. Yeah it sucks.
 
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