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Oh my f*cking god. I think I'm in love with you. I thought I was the only one who played that game. Marry me. Now. I still have the game and case proudly displayed on my desk.I can't begin to tell you what beating Earth Defense Force 2017 on Insane did to my life. It was like being born again at 80 years old, except the womb is a flesh prison made of spider silk and steel, and the only weapon you have tear yourself out into the world with is the mangled remains of your lacerated penis. But when you do, you replace your genitals with the Genocide Gun and launch off fireworks into space with your crotch. The world tastes like black cherry atomic warheads if they were electrified and injected into your eyeballs. I had fought through SO much, so many dead. The nightmares one puts oneself through in the defense of the earth... you don't know, man. You can't know. YOU WEREN'T THERE! You start to think its not worth it, but you press on despite the pain. Despite the horizons filled with spiders. The Royal Court dumped their massive sticky silk load ON MY BRETHREN. And died. I killed them all. Every rampaging monster. I plugged the holes, I lashed out and sealed the cracks in the earth, and when their fire rained from the sky I danced in it and poured bullets into the air. I went into the belly of my own world and dug them out from their rape tunnels. THEY BENT THE LAWS OF REALITY DOWN THERE IN A GROSS AFFRONT TO NATURE, AND I DID THE SAME TO BREAK THEIR DISGUSTING INSECT NECKS. I still dream of brown goo. We turned the horizon into fire and their bodies trailed flame and body parts in zigzag patterns across the heavens. I can close my eyes and feel the heat of a warm red ant body pressing down on me with its abdomen. I still smile and feel the old slick pump of my Governor 50 thump shotgun glory into its flesh and launch it so far that the draw distance can't even understand what the hell its supposed to be processing anymore. I open my eyes and it was just a phantom, but the feeling is still there. The dodging, the screaming, the victory. Oh yes, I took my world back from the Ravagers, those peaceful sages, and they will NEVER be the same again. And neither will I.
Twins? Huh? There's these two brothers from JK1:Beating the twins in Jedi Knight II, I had been stuck on them for ages and finally managed to beat them without cheats.
The HL2.net BF2 match against Evo's old clan.
/nostalgia tear
More like stop assuming I don't know what I'm saying.
Like in Deus Ex, Kotor 2 doesn't clear-cut its dilemmas with 'do X, and you save 50 babies, do Y and you kill 25 kittens.' For instance, there's a part in Nar Shadaa where if you give a poor human money, Kreia shows you how a few moments after, out of sight, he gets mugged by bandits and beaten (or killed? I don't remember), putting him in an even worse situation than before your intervention. Most of the problems are double edged, leading often to 'shit, what should I do?' moments. IIRC the light and dark paths weren't nearly so clear cut, most quests resulted in zero change to your alignment, and the ramifications for being light/dark weren't nearly as dire as in Kotor 1. HENCE AMBIVALENT.
But I have no recollection of twins in JK2.
Twins? Huh? There's these two brothers from JK1:
But I have no recollection of twins in JK2.
Helps if you say what games your spoilers are for, otherwise no one knows whether or not they should click until they already did.I'll probably cop it for this but,EDIT: I guess not, heaps of people said Modern Warfare.the death of Roach & Ghost in Modern Warfare 2. It was the music mostly. Hans Zimmer is an incredible composer.
&The death of John in Red Dead Redemption. This actually moved me, I grew to love him as a character.
Witnessing the deaths of some of my squad members in Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30. Gearbox did a wonderful job with this game. You start getting used to your squad members and begin to enjoy their company, and then they get killed off in dramatic ways. I won't say who, but one man, after witnessing the death of one of his teammates, yells out, "TAKE ME!" while standing up and waving his hands about, and is utterly obliterated by a tank. I still kind of remember that moment, and I remember trying to understand why he did that, as he lay motionlessly on the ground with a gaping wound on his side. That had a huge impact on me.
I was given MW2 as a gift. Didn't buy MW1.
But there are WAY too many MW references in this thread. Seriously guys, Call of Duty has your most powerful gaming moment ever? God damn I hate modern gamers.
Why do you hate us? What's wrong with Modern Warfare, it's a good game.
It's not a 10/10, it's nowhere near as good as Half Life, but no-one's saying it is.
Why is it that it seems to be cool to hate MW. It's just wearing really thin on me now, I mean, yeah "**** Bobby Kotick" and the rest of it, that's all good, but you HATE people that liked Modern Warfare? Really?
It's probably overrated, but that's no reason to hate people that like it.
One thing about Brothers in Arms - the story elements really don't hit home when you don't play them in order. You can't connect with the characters as much because the story is so tnight that if you jump in like I did, you have this whole "wait... am I supposed to know that guy too?" feeling the entire game. I can't even remember which one I played now... and despite enjoying it (Though getting frustrated by the save system), I still feel like I was missing something important.
BFBC2 was a great time. I only wish it wasn't so buggy and our HL2.Net server took off. I might load that up sometime this weekend.
It's a bandwagon. People jumped on it. It's now cool to hate MW and MW2. It's like those people that give a 0 rating to a game on metacritic because it didn't have shiny enough textures or wasn't as good as a previous iteration. "OMFG I HATE ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T LIVE UP TO EXPECTATIONS GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHARGARBLE"
That's just how some people are.
Edit: Also, Call of Duty was an AMAZING experience. It's an incredibly highly rated game and set of a chain of copy cats for years to come. To this day none of the Call of Duty games has met the frantic pacing and just sheer overwhelming atmosphere of the original. United Offensive came close. I just got worse from there.
It's a bandwagon. People jumped on it. It's now cool to hate MW and MW2. It's like those people that give a 0 rating to a game on metacritic because it didn't have shiny enough textures or wasn't as good as a previous iteration. "OMFG I HATE ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T LIVE UP TO EXPECTATIONS GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHARGARBLE"
but you HATE people that liked Modern Warfare? Really?
Perhaps "hate" is a slightly too strong of a word for it. I think, to say I am supremely angry at them would be more accurate. Look, the Call of Duty franchise does absolutely nothing to improve video games. It has the same standard of quality as games had 10 years ago. It has made no non-superficial improvements to its formula in seven ****ing years. The very fact that it is one of the highest selling games ever means that it is holding the industry back in the last decade. Developer (or publishers more typically) see its success as a shining beacon of green, and they will not break from that formula until some other game randomly becomes a smash hit. All you ****ers who like Modern Warfare but bemoan the state of FPS games these days due to them all being the same should smash your hands with a hammer.
Its your god damn fault publishers aren't improving their games. All they have to do is throw in some Michael Bay explosions and give stereotypical personalities to their shitty characters in their obnoxiously absurd plot and these ****ing modern gamers buy the shit out of it saying its the best thing they've ever seen in a game. It pisses me off that good developers can't make new and actually good games because their publishers want another "smashing success" Modern Warfare clone. When someone does do a unique and cool game people hate it because of some stupid ass reason, and it sells like shit. Mirrors Edge, for instance, or Mount & Blade, or Metro 2033 (ok, people actually like this game, but it hasn't sold that well) etc. Modern gamers are telling publishers and developers that they'd prefer Modern Warfare's generic piece of shit, decade-old gameplay to these games that actually innovate.
Plus you're giving money to Activision. So scratch that "supremely angry" bullshit, I do hate you all!
All you ****ers who like Modern Warfare but bemoan the state of FPS games these days due to them all being the same should smash your hands with a hammer.
No, you should stop spending $120 on the same game every year.So we should drop games from a series that we like to play something new and experimental that we might not like?
After you realise how cheap the gravity gun is when you pick up something big and metallic, HL2's gameplay was inferior to HL1's.To be honest you could use your argument about almost any game, Half Life advanced gameplay greatly, but was Half Life 2 really much different? Granted it had more awesome story and the corners cut off, but because there weren't any portal guns or people running around endlessly it becomes "generic piece of shit, decade-old gameplay"??!
>implying rail shooters never existedI don't remember driving snow mobiles whilst trying to drive-by other assholes on snow mobiles a decade ago. I don't remember being in the nose of a ****ing missile a decade ago. Hell, I can't even remember planting claymores a decade ago.
Hm, this sounds awfully familiar to something that used to exist. Oh right! Expansion packs! Fortunately for me, I've never paid more than $30 for one.I'm not saying that MW2 re-invents the game. It's no different to MW1 with a few extra guns / perks. That doesn't mean it's not a good game, and that I won't buy it.
Not exactly selling like hotcakes. Not exactly influencing the development of every game in its genre.How about Tiger Woods PGA Tour? The exact same game 10 years in a row!
You can save us trouble by just mailing Kotick a yearly $100 cheque yourself. That way at least the developers won't have to waste any more of their lives making insipid content.There's nothing wrong with games now. There never has been anything wrong with games, and if I don't like games in the future, I just won't buy them and accept that I am in the minority.
Well first off, you completely missed my point, which was that the success of the game is hindering innovation. My argument (which you incorrectly summarize) isn't that the game doesn't advance innovation, but that it hinders it. And secondly, so say Half Life 2 didn't have anything innovative in it, blows my mind frankly. Combine that with the fact that you can't remember setting claymores or driving vehicles (guess what! Snow mobile chases are vehicle chases! Theres nothing different about it except the graphics of it!) in games from a decade ago only exemplify my point. I remember setting claymores in Spec Ops: Rangers Lead the Way, a game from 1998, and also in a little game called Half-life, and also in GoldenEye, and also in dozens of other games.
I don't see how Tiger Woods PGA helps your argument in any way either. Its the same with Madden. We havent had an innovative Football game in years because of it. The biggest innovation in football games in the last decade is coming from a game called Backbreaker. Its going to sell like shit because its not Madden. Thats modern gamer logic. Same reason why innovative FPS games don't sell, because they're not Call of Duty.
And please tell me you're not pissing on Mirror's Edge for having the "Runners" concept while defending Modern Warfare's story. I will ****ing stab you.
if we are all doing it wrong, which games should we currently be buying?
Just out of interest, Krynn, if we are all doing it wrong, which games should we currently be buying?
For starters, lets just say, Metro 2033, King Arthur: The Roleplaying Wargame, Valkryia Chronicles, Mount & Blade: Warband, Alpha Protocol (not really for the combat gameplay, which is admittedly bad, but for the completely unique interactive plot system, which is an entire gameplay system in and of itself), Zeno Clash.
Why do you hate us? What's wrong with Modern Warfare, it's a good game.
It's not a 10/10, it's nowhere near as good as Half Life, but no-one's saying it is.
Why is it that it seems to be cool to hate MW. It's just wearing really thin on me now, I mean, yeah "**** Bobby Kotick" and the rest of it, that's all good, but you HATE people that liked Modern Warfare? Really?
It's probably overrated, but that's no reason to hate people that like it.
Well in a sense you could view them and others like them as the reason the video game industry is completely oversaturated with generic trash that are nothing more than pointless and polished ventures in 'ACTION!' that aren't even really fun and have about no core quality whatsoever.