Motionless Exercise!

[Raziaar]

Oh god... I think I have seen a new low when it comes to infomercials revolving around exercise gimmicks.

Most people trying to scam others with a shoddy product at least put the effort into creating a piece of shit piece of equipment!

I watched this for 7 minutes, just to figure out what the hell it was all about. Lo and behold, the secret to Shapely Secrets Motionless Exercise? Breathing... yes, in just 7 minutes a day, you can lose up to 10 pounds a week!

I think I lost one and a half pounds just by watching those 7 minutes of the infomercial! Because the science of breathing helps you lose weight better than diet and exercise! Most people don't know of this secret to weight loss because they don't breathe!

:hmph:

Christ... how ridiculous.

 

[AntiAnto]

What the hell do you have to pay for in this case? Improved extension for your nostrils?

 

[The Brick]

What about the Saunabelt? It's a belt you wear that warms up, it makes you sweat and therefore lose weight. Ya rly.

 

[Raziaar]

What the hell do you have to pay for in this case? Improved extension for your nostrils?

They're probably selling you a tape on how to perform the exercise properly. Heh.

 

[Cormeh]

*sigh*

Lamentably no, my gastronomic repentance knows no satiety....


Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!

 

[Griz]

*sigh*

Lamentably no, my gastronomic repentance knows no satiety....


Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!

Que? :|

 

[Cormeh]

Oh, merely a weak reference to the Simpsons.

However, there is a point. Most of these flimsy, two-bit programmes are simply psychological or even subliminal, meaning if you think it's doing you good, that's all that matters.

Disclaimer - any weight loss experienced is purely coincedental

 

[Raziaar]

Oh, merely a weak reference to the Simpsons.

However, there is a point. Most of these flimsy, two-bit programmes are simply psychological or even subliminal, meaning if you think it's doing you good, that's all that matters.

Disclaimer - any weight loss experienced is purely coincedental

I may need to lose some weight, but it certainly won't be from my wallet!

 

[The Monkey]

None of that shit ever works.

What's wrong with normal exercise?

 

[Higlac]

How about this for excercise: A half hour of sex burns more calories than conventional excercise!

 

[The Brick]

I wish they sold girlfriends to do that excercise.

 

[Higlac]

I wish they sold girlfriends to do that excercise.

Check the internet, I think they sell Russians.

 

[Qonfused]

Just cut off your saggy parts with a jackknife.

 

[Kula Meenur]

AHHH NOOOO!!!


This shit stinks :'(

 

[Bad^Hat]

Oh, so that's what I've been doing wro--

 

[-Psy-]

What kind of exercise is motionless? Surely that's an oxymoron?

If you can do exercise while sitting on your arse all day then the majority of us would probably be ripped as ****.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Speak for yourself. My ass has ****ing abs.