Nintendo DS pornable

AHAHAHHAHA....

"That means a molester could be driving along side your vehicle and communicate with your child who is in the back seat... while you are completely unaware."

Pedo:
"Dude, lets go cruising and see if we can find some kids with DS's driving by..."

WTF...
 
how on Earth did they get it to broadcast over 350 feet!
 
Ah yes, those are always fun. But christ, parents are too paranoid. The kid can just turn the damned thing off. And they have cell phones nowadays, why would a kid need the shitty chat feature on the DS?
 
Haha, when "Whats your dogs name?" came up on the DS screen, I was thinking, "Oh no, hes going to molest the dog!"
 
Next we will be fed news feeds spouting claims that the DS is a bomb.
 
Nintendo's DS hand-held gaming system was a hit during the holidays. However, it's also attracting some darker elements. FOX 6's Brad Hicks examines how your son and daughter could get caught up in the range of a child molester.
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"just after the new episode of 24" *ramdon clips are shown whit weird music finishing whit the FOX logo*
 
Whatever happened to the good ol' days of luring children into unmarked vans with nothing but a simple piece of candy... ;(
 
I like how he makes it seem like this features sole purpose is for molesters to get intouch with children.

"Nintendo claims the DS units have to within 65 feet of eachother for them to communicate, but we've found out that it can send messages over 250 feet."

So something works better then advertised? And, you're spinning this into a negative, because?

Mother "The scariest part was when my daughter gave you our address"

For **** sakes, she knew it was a reporter sending the messages and he was upstairs. I'm pretty sure the daughter knew that he tht he was already aware of where they live.
 
omg you can receive messages downstairs, up stairs, from the front lawn, the car behind you, across the store, and back in time!!


My favorite things about these news reports is when they talk about online chatting and they bring up all the acronyms...
"well here are a few you may know, lol for 'laugh out loud', brb for 'be right back', or qssmdpoymmjwi for 'quick stop sending me dirty pictures of yourself my mom just walked in'...


Darkangel said:
how on Earth did they get it to broadcast over 350 feet!
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Evlish Magic.
 
Once again, Penny Arcade's take on this is great. Go check it out for a sane (sort of) discussion of the idea.
 
'Thus, there can be no question.

He is entering these messages into his DS with his erect phallus.'

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so it just connects to any ds in the area ? you dont have to authorize the contact or accept an invite or something ? .
 
Two hours after first reading the PA comic, I finally realize that the reporter is naked in the last two frames :LOL:
 
No comment.

Except for that. And that...... and that................ and that and that and that and that.


PA wins :D
 
...WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS WOOOORLD...

Man, this is as bad as the whole Playstation Pornable thing they did before. I'm surprised they havn't picked up on the DS's old logo. Remember? Touching is good?
 
After I moused over the thread and read the OP (not looking at the link), I decided there must be a link to a Fox News site in that thread.

I re-hovered over to confirm my assumptions.

My assumptions were correct.
 
Ah, there is a war going on and Fox news is talking about a year old handheld system.


This just in, people can contact kids via PHONES!!! Who knew you could communicate with a communication system?
 
oh shi

CHILD MOLESTORS HAVE ACCESS TO PAPER AND ENVELOPES.

IF THEY LEARN HOW TO WRITE THERE IS NO STOPPING THEM.
 
Mechagodzilla said:
oh shi

CHILD MOLESTORS HAVE ACCESS TO PAPER AND ENVELOPES.

IF THEY LEARN HOW TO WRITE THERE IS NO STOPPING THEM.
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"Oh my God. Moveable printed type! We must keep this from the serfs, lest they gain literacy and threaten the landed gentry."

"What you got there, m'lord?"

"Nothing! Back to your turnips!"
 
^ That's funny and I don't know why.

I also don't know why Fox wants to destroy Nintendo.

--
I showed this to my mom and she totally bought into it.
 
I wonder how long before they get onto the Wii.

Oh, the pedorific possibilities.
 
"OMG THE ATARI IS FOR PEDOFILES! LOOK AT THAT JOYSTICK! It's like a little boys peepee."
 
Next thing they'll be banning treehouse phones.

"It's scary how quickly they managed to ascertain my son's address using only a paper cup and a long piece of string!"
 
"omfg cellphones are the new tool used by the pedophiles,in a case where a incocent litle girl got a call for a pedophile that sked obscene stuff retrieve the cellphones of your kids they are tools of evil"

"omfg dont let your kids on the streets pedophiles may put down theyr pants and touch your childrens"
 
<RJMC> said:
"omfg cellphones are the new tool used by the pedophiles,in a case where a incocent litle girl got a call for a pedophile that sked obscene stuff retrieve the cellphones of your kids they are tools of evil"

"omfg dont let your kids on the streets pedophiles may put down theyr pants and touch your childrens"
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<3
 
Hahahahaha.

"Hey kids, want to rub my joy-stick?"

"Sure! I love old atari games!"
 
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