Edcrab
Veteran Incompetent
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The village idiot boards the train and begins reading the newspaper.
Just as he's settling down, a man with a trolley and a waistcoat walks down the aisle and stops by his seat.
"Excuse me sir," the waiter says politely, "are you for coffee?"
The villager turns to the steward angrily. "No you ****offy! I got first class tickety!"
A man walks into the library, locates the women behind the counter and shouts "Hey love! Fish and chips twice please!"
The woman sniffs and turns to him. "Sir, this is a library!"
The man is taken aback. "Oh right," he whispers, "fish and chips twice, please."
So I'd only just begun my new job as a bus driver, when this 7ft lump of muscle boards without paying.
"Big John doesn't pay!" He tells me, before taking a seat.
So the next day I take the route, and again! He sits down without giving me a penny, saying only "Big John doesn't pay!"
Tired of being taken advantage of, I begin a series of workouts and gymnasium visits until I'm bulky enough to look intimidating.
Months later, Big John boards. "Big John doesn't pay!"
"And why is that?!" I scream.
Big John trembles. "Because Big John has a big Bus Pass..."
Just as he's settling down, a man with a trolley and a waistcoat walks down the aisle and stops by his seat.
"Excuse me sir," the waiter says politely, "are you for coffee?"
The villager turns to the steward angrily. "No you ****offy! I got first class tickety!"
A man walks into the library, locates the women behind the counter and shouts "Hey love! Fish and chips twice please!"
The woman sniffs and turns to him. "Sir, this is a library!"
The man is taken aback. "Oh right," he whispers, "fish and chips twice, please."
So I'd only just begun my new job as a bus driver, when this 7ft lump of muscle boards without paying.
"Big John doesn't pay!" He tells me, before taking a seat.
So the next day I take the route, and again! He sits down without giving me a penny, saying only "Big John doesn't pay!"
Tired of being taken advantage of, I begin a series of workouts and gymnasium visits until I'm bulky enough to look intimidating.
Months later, Big John boards. "Big John doesn't pay!"
"And why is that?!" I scream.
Big John trembles. "Because Big John has a big Bus Pass..."
