Omfg Defend Yourself!

I'm a chav, and I find this thread offensive.
 
OvA said:
I'm a chav, and I find this thread offensive.
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You can't be a Chav, you're from the wrong country.

**I dare someone to say the word.
 
little kids who pull shit like that need a punch in the head.

the trick is to not react until you can get a clear shot, then, without any warning at all, smack them in the gut. If you do it right, they will double over and possibly hit the ground. If they hit the ground, feel free to spit on them.
 
I havn't had a fight for years now, well only friendly fights with mates fight club style.

Since leaving school/ college no one has even tried to start a fight, prob cos i muscled up.

Last proper fight i had was on a bus (whilst moving) and someone i knew decided it would be funny to throw mud off his shoe into the side of my head, i saw red, lept out my seat threw him back into his and started punching him in the head, when he retaliated by kicking me in the face (which i took terminator style) i headbutted his head against the window, breaking it (the window not his head, lol) and he backed down.
Suprisingly we are best mates now :) funny how that happens sometimes.
 
bliink said:
little kids who pull shit like that need a punch in the head.

the trick is to not react until you can get a clear shot, then, without any warning at all, smack them in the gut. If you do it right, they will double over and possibly hit the ground. If they hit the ground, feel free to spit on them.
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What a lady.



I got bullied, but when you see me you'll think it's strange because I'm rather big for my age, and they were like two small kids, always charging in from me from behind, and then I got really pissed and smacked one in the face with a twig. You know, those twigs that can strain. They left me alone after that. As a matter of fact, nearly everyone did.
 
busted the window, lol, i can pickture the look on the bus drivers face. hhaha
 
short recoil said:
I havn't had a fight for years now, well only friendly fights with mates fight club style.

Since leaving school/ college no one has even tried to start a fight, prob cos i muscled up.

Last proper fight i had was on a bus (whilst moving) and someone i knew decided it would be funny to throw mud off his shoe into the side of my head, i saw red, lept out my seat threw him back into his and started punching him in the head, when he retaliated by kicking me in the face (which i took terminator style) i headbutted his head against the window, breaking it (the window not his head, lol) and he backed down.
Suprisingly we are best mates now :) funny how that happens sometimes.
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Apart from the pure hilarity of your description, why would you beat him senseless when all he did was get mud on you? :|
 
vegeta897 said:
Apart from the pure hilarity of your description, why would you beat him senseless when all he did was get mud on you? :|
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If you get a great hunk of mud/grass thrown at the side of your head, which from the impact causes the ear on that side to go deaf it kinda rages you.

Generally it's little annoying things like that end up starting the fight.
If there is ever tension between you and another person all you have to do is slap them lightly on the face and they will go nuts.

And truth be told this person had been annoying me for some time, he had it coming.
 
I love that story...

Short Recoil overpowers his enemy and forces them into servitude. Bwahaha! :D
 
That's the problem with most people, you can easily scare them with aggression or even just staring them. I've tested it (On my friends of course lol, they knew what was going on.) and it really does work, peel back your eyelids, put your tounge on the roof of your mouth and stare at their eyes or neck.

Also, if there is a group of punk-ass-mofuggars'n'cheese, attack the weakest one (If it will lead to a fight) first, it puts the message to the others "I did this to him/her, and I can do it to you." most terrorist/robbers apply this to install fear into people's minds.




But anyway, your friend should of defended himself, or else he shoudn't be allowed to say "I am a [belt]".
 
Danimal said:
Also, if there is a group of punk-ass-mofuggars'n'cheese, attack the weakest one (If it will lead to a fight) first, it puts the message to the others "I did this to him/her, and I can do it to you." most terrorist/robbers apply this to install fear into people's minds.
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Actually, attacking whoever seems to be the leader is usually the best bet, as if you force him to back down the mob mentality bonds usually break.
 
I meant if you are not sure if you are able to take down the leader, I am speaking for the people who have had no form of martial art taught to them. But yes, if you can take down the leader, go for it!
 
Solaris said:
He was scared, I could see him cowering poor guy.

Thats what they dont teach you at karate, you learn technique, but not the nerve to use it.
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Don't double post, you've been told repeatedly. Do it again and I might ban you for a day or two.
Gawd. Double posting is so annoying.
 
Lol...this reminds me of the time this big fat kid was messing with me in like 9th grade.. always saying "im gona kick ur ass" and punching me in the shoulder. I wouldnt do anything cause i was afraid i was going to get beat up then the kid did it to me one day and idk I just got so mad and I pushed him and his fat ass fell right to the ground he got up and his face was so red from embarasment and he gave me a little push (which was really really weak) and sat down. Of course he had no friends and sat in the back for the rest of the bus home...

needless to say he never punched me again or said im gonna kick ur ass
 
there are these kids at school who like to mess around... all i need is a motive, and they'll learn. doesn't bother me at all but i've been the good guy all my life.
 
I would just do a hadouken or something and call it a day. No point making a big fuss over small-minded people.
 
DiSTuRbEd said:
I would pay money to see Solaris get his ass kicked.
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Man thats messed up. As much as I disagree with his political views I would probably still back him up if it was a 2 on 1...same for pretty much anyone on hl2.net
 
Alot of Karate schools will teach you karate but never let you use it on another person, even in sparring. My school has sparring, wrestling, etc. Goju-Ryu is the name of the style.
 
*cut to me snickering in the background at your British slang words... chav. That's funny.*

Anyways, I agree with Solaris. Bullies = FTL. I took Tae Kwon Doe and I have a black belt, but I've never had to be in a fight yet. :smoking:
 
Bullies = the suck. The trick to fighting is not to try to intimidate, but to win. If you ever get stuck in a situation where you really can't back out of it, go straight away for the knees, gut, crotch, eyes, whatever you can. Most people aren't expecting you to be brutal, so be brutal.

But again, if you can, please avoid said situation.
 
Glirk Dient said:
I once killed a man for looking at me wrong...true story.
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I suppose you don't sleep, you just... wait.
 
I never start fights if I can help it. Not because im scared, but for my age and my build im f**king strong.

About 6 months ago someone at the ice skating rink - From my school in the year below me, a very fat and aggresive person indeed) tripped me up on purpose, kicked me on the floor (Trust me, THAT HURTS with Skates on). After I got off the ice he came up to me and pushed me as hard as he could. I had my skates in my hand, and unlike his, they are figure skates (so in other words they end with three big ass toe picks) so when I instintively swung at him, I hit him in the cheek full force with a metal spike...I could have got in serious shit for that, but he ran out the rink (covered in blood)

In other words, he got owned. Short Recoil style
 
Est abbrevio recido, Jinte!

(my grammar is probably completely wrong)
 
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