Omfg Defend Yourself!

I have always been the "big guy" around the school. I am 6 foot 7 inches tall and weigh about 350lbs. Anyway...because I am the big guy there has always been at least one person who thinks they can take me. So, up until college I would get into 1 fight per year, kick the crap outa the guy, and then nobody would fight me again. I hafta say my favorite fight was in about 7th grade, because it was the fastest I knocked somebody out. As he was pushin me and talkin crap, I just reached out, grabbed his head, and slammed it into my knee. He hit the ground pretty hard bleeding and I walked away with a 1 day suspension.
 
Gotta love the one day suspension. I had an experience like that in seventh grade too! This kid ran up to me and slugged me in the gut. No provocation, no exchange, nothing. After I got up... well, it's all kind of a blur. But I got the good ol' one day suspension.
 
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