Pictures of Yourself the "Jintor demands it happen" version

[kineaesth]

What an attractive man.

 

[Jintor]

I like the way his head glows.

 

[Insano]

That's me after having had a couple too many after a cantus. I saw the tealight on the table, and did what any insane man would do: dance around while balancing the tealight on your head.

The picture shows the aftermath when I was exhausted.

 

[Naudian]

TIM ROTH

 

[YROC]

You actually look like a guy I know. ARE YOU HIM?

 

[Insano]

Why yes! You're that one guy that I've seen before, aren't you?

 

[Naph]

 

[Insano]

Why so serious?

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Sup jerks I havent been here in a while, gonna stare at you for a bit hope its alright:

 

[Jintor]

Your eyes see straight into my goddamn soul.

 

[Insano]

Are you thinking of porn again?

 

[Naph]

You can see my wii

 

[Lucid]

WALTER KOENIG/CHEKHOV

fixed

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Sup jerks I havent been here in a while, gonna stare at you for a bit hope its alright:

You are one god damn SEXY son of a bitch

 

[YROC]

^^^ Looks like Dave from Foo Fighters.

 

[phantomdesign]

Camera whore reporting for booty! Images in spoiler-tags because there are lots. ZT got banned? Awww, where are my manequin and douchebag comments now .

I have this effect on some women (hilarious pic). Also look at her pupils, poor thing was seduced.

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Rawr. Wearing a dinosaur shirt you can't see.

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Me and random club girl that was wearing a super-slutty shirt.

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The 5th girl I kissed that night (also look at her pupils), logistics for taking her home got F***ed up, oh well.

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I helped one of my FBs (curly hair) seduce the other girl. LOL at everyone watching.

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Another girl I was making out with. Almost forgot about it until I saw the pic.

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AHHHH!!!! LET GO!!!
(note they look similar, but it's a different girl from my FB that I hooked up in the earlier pic)

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Oh, nevermind, please continue!
Me satisfying my vicious carnivorous urges...

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A bride at a bachelorette party. She was feeling me up quite a lot, helped me make out with numerous other girls that night and....

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[Lucid]

Phantom, you are a slut.
That's all there is to it.


Looks like you definitely know how to have fun though.

 

[The Monkey]

Maybe time for a new expression?

 

[phantomdesign]

^ That's so annoying & kinda creepy! Plus we already know I'm a mannequin.

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Phantom, you are a slut.
That's all there is to it.


Looks like you definitely know how to have fun though.

There are two kinds of people in the world. Sluts, those who envy sluts, and moral elitists who harbor secret slutty desires.

P.S. I have a shitload of fun, the girls come with it.

 

[Minister]

There are two kinds of people in the world. Sluts, those who envy sluts, and moral elitists who harbor secret slutty desires.

That's three.

 

[Insano]

That's three.

No, only two. Sluts aren't people.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

west siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide, OH GOD I'M SO PALE

creepin' on this Romanian girl back @ uni

 

[ktimekiller]

phantom be a man whore

 

[phantomdesign]

That's three.

I'm certain after a college degree in math I know how to count.

phantom be a man whore

I don't take cash. If they happen to buy me a Ferrari, I might happen to clear my calender.

 

[Minister]

I'm certain after a college degree in math I know how to count.

Anybody can make mistakes.

:afro:

 

[phantomdesign]

Anybody can make mistakes.

:afro:

^ Do I have to ruin every minor element of humor?

There are two kinds of people in the world. Sluts, those who envy sluts, and moral elitists who harbor secret slutty desires.

If....

• A = Set of all people
• B = Set of all people who are sluts
• C = Set of all people who wish they could be sluts
• D = Set of all people who are moral elitists who harbor secret slutty desires
• X = Set of all people not part of B,C, or D

Obviously...

• X = A - {B,C,D} and X not subset B, X not subset C, X not subset D
• {B,C,D,X}=A

I stated (assumed) that...

• {B,C,D}=A

Which implies X = {}

• Don't make me break down this simple logic, it's been too long and I'm too lazy

And recognize that...

• D subset C

Therefore...

• {D,C}=C
• {B,C,D} = {B,C}
• A = {B,C}

Thefore

• That set of all people (the only types of people) = (are) the set of [#1] those who are sluts and [#2] those who wish they could be sluts.

Have I ruined the joke yet with my quasi-math?

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Have I ruined the joke yet with my quasi-math?

Some might argue that it was before that point.

 

[Minister]

I still see three people.

 

[DigiQ8]

\o/

 

[Eejit]

Look at the camera damnit!

 

[DigiQ8]

Make me.

 

[Alan00000]

Just getting ready to play some ball in the yard.

 

[Unfocused]

Make me.

 

[losttheskyagain]

On the ferris wheel at the Navy Pier in Chicago!

 

[Acepilotf14]

Does he wear Dr. Pepper shirts all the time?
My friend does that too.

 

[Qonfused]

Oh my God.

 

[DigiQ8]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

 

[Insano]

Somebody just got handsome!

 

[Dog--]

Eat your heart out Van_Halen.

 

[losttheskyagain]

Does he wear Dr. Pepper shirts all the time?
My friend does that too.

He does, Dr. Pepper is his favorite. He's also become adept at fitting into little kid t-shirts with Mario or Link on them.