Pope attacks atheism

[PortalStormzzzz]

Sure life is beautiful, but I don't intend to have it end permanently in 100 years I intend to go on for ever afterwards. I simply do not see my demise any time soon, nor death being the end of the beauty. I do intend to see all the universe, weather alive or dead.

 

[Nemesis6]

How? The eternity of oblivion is gonna hinder your progress just a tiny bit.

 

[Jintor]

Strength of will means you can do anything!

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

Try telling that to the 6 billion other people on earth. I'm right, God made all religions so we would unite and be powerful and conquer technology. If we just cam in with it all, we'd me mindless robots to the government, unable to learn from our historic mistakes.

How? The eternity of oblivion is gonna hinder your progress just a tiny bit.

Well, we ain't getting to Alph century in our life times, so Yea. I plane to visit everything. I don't care how or when, but I will.

 

[Avoidist]

I do intend to see all the universe, weather alive or dead.

The laws of physics might hinder your progress that little tiny bit. And if you think being dead allows you to break those laws then you and I see very differently when it comes to any kind of afterlife.

Mind you, I see a rotting corpse with no mental function fertilizing the ground for grass. And as far as I know, corpses don't suddenly gain the properties of tachyons.

Oh and reading your last post, I can't possibly tell you how much I disagree with everything you just said.

 

[Jintor]

Try telling that to the 6 billion other people on earth. I'm right, God made all religions so we would unite and be powerful and conquer technology. If we just cam in with it all, we'd me mindless robots to the government, unable to learn from our historic mistakes.

I have never had such a sense of listening to a brainwashed zombie spout propaganda as just now, reading that post.

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

Well what can I say, it's how I see things. Maybe I've been on Above Top Secret for too many hours. I don't care how or what means to do it, I'm not dying on this Earth. And then afterwards, I do not intend to have 100 years and then go silently into the mist of history. I intend to do something great in my life, then explore the universe as a ghost. Ok, it's far fetched. But fuk it, that's my point of view.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Aaaaaaahh, shit.

 

[Absinthe]

Hang me.

 

[Avoidist]

Don't worry, he's becoming deluded. It won't be long before he succumbs to his diseases and gets to explore those stars he so eagerly wants to fly past. As a ghost. In the vacuum of space. As a spiritual entity known as a ghost. Flying through space. With the ability to defy special relativity. As a ghost.

WHY IS THIS MAN NOT IN AN "INSTITUTION"?

 

[kirovman]

Well, we ain't getting to Alph century in our life times, so Yea. I plane to visit everything. I don't care how or when, but I will.

Wishful thinking to say the least.

Also, the universe is not a democracy, 6 billion people cannot change the facts by popular vote.

 

[RidleyRockets]

I intend to do something great in my life, then explore the universe as a ghost.

This is the best thing i have ever read. He's serious too.

 

[Pesmerga]

How fast can a ghost go?

Cause I don't think you'll get very far with normal ghost locomotion.

 

[Avoidist]

This is the best thing i have ever read. He's serious too.

That's it. It's becoming my new signature.

Maybe I'll start a cult of people with this in their signature. Together, roaming the forums, laughing at his notions of the afterlife.

I guess we are being a little cruel in a way. Still...

 

[Asknoone]

I'm trying not to cry.

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

I was joking, God help me. You people take everything I say seriously? I thinked I stoped being serouse when I said I was going to see the universe dead or alive. Well, I lol at you taking me seriously. woo hoo, I got siged.

But in all seriousness. I do intend to visit at least ONE planet before I die. I don't care if I have to sneak on board a rocket ship. I am seeing another planet in my lifetime.

Back on topic, I highly doubt the universe is there to stair at. It was made for a reason. And getting back at what I said WAAAY back, when we learn to work together, humanity will see it all.

 

[Absinthe]

That's a wonderfully idealistic and vague ambition.

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

What's vague?

 

[Nemesis6]

But in all seriousness. I do intend to visit at least ONE planet before I die. I don't care if I have to sneak on board a rocket ship. I am seeing another planet in my lifetime.

Well, if you do take yourself up on that ambition, know that if you do that, you will most likely doom the other astronauts - They have a fixed supply of oxygen.

Wait, topic says "Pope attacks atheist", and now we're talking about rocket ships, which begs the obvious terrifying conclusion:

THE POPE HAS A ROCKET SHIP!

Actually, that might be sacrelege since one could just fly up to heaven. Hmm, by the same logic, it should be forbidden to dig in the Earth because you might dig down to hell. Ah, yes, gotta love semantics.

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

Actually, no where in the bible does it state where those places are.

Also, if I knew HOW we got to rocket ships, perhaps I would make sense a lot more.

 

[Jintor]

Please understand me: If you say something retarded, and we all think you believe in it, it's because you spout retarded shit that you do believe in.

 

[kirovman]

I was joking, God help me. You people take everything I say seriously? I thinked I stoped being serouse when I said I was going to see the universe dead or alive. Well, I lol at you taking me seriously. woo hoo, I got siged.

Backtracking, eh? I like it how you only say that after an overwhelming reaction of scorn.
If there was a similar reaction regarding the rest of your faith, would you backtrack on that as well with similar excuses?

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

Backtracking, eh? I like it how you only say that after an overwhelming reaction of scorn.
If there was a similar reaction regarding the rest of your faith, would you backtrack on that as well with similar excuses?

Um no. I went to sleep, woke up, saw you all were taking the joke seriously, laughed, then said how it was stupid you took me seriously. Once again, I'm a Christian Universalist. The end. I honestly don't care for dicussing religion. I just like to argue over politics. Come to think of it, WHY did I stick my big mouth in here? See ya.

 

[RidleyRockets]

I've put it all toghether. He's slightly mad, doesn't make sense from time to time and wants to explore the universe after his death.

I present to you the face of portalstormzzzz

 

[kirovman]

Um no. I went to sleep, woke up, saw you all were taking the joke seriously, laughed, then said how it was stupid you took me seriously.

Seems your joke misfired then, as it was only funny in the context that people were laughing at you.

I've put it all toghether. He's slightly mad, doesn't make sense from time to time and wants to explore the universe after his death.

I present to you the face of portalstormzzzz

 

[K e r b e r o s]

I've put it all toghether. He's slightly mad, doesn't make sense from time to time and wants to explore the universe after his death.

Uhm, so Portal made a joke -- the big deal is?

 

[Eejit]

He started a joke, which started the whole thread facepalming. But he didn't see, that the joke was on him, oh no.

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

I've put it all toghether. He's slightly mad, doesn't make sense from time to time and wants to explore the universe after his death.

I present to you the face of portalstormzzzz

OH NOES, My secret iz out! GHOST POWERS AWAY!!!

Back on topic, does anyone else think it MAY have been directed at China in any way what so ever?

 

[kirovman]

Nah.

Well, maybe. The Pope is almost as wacko as Jacko. Because the Pope smokes dope. Alledegly.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Back on topic, does anyone else think it MAY have been directed at China in any way what so ever?

Nope, knowing how biggoted popes have been in the past I am certain he is generalising everyone.

Plus, he is an ex nazi. What a bitch.

 

[CptStern]

dont forget former sith lord and current leader of the empire

 

[Eejit]

I hear he shoots force lightning from his hands instead of blessing people.

 

[CptStern]

ya that's pretty well known

 

[Sulkdodds]

Plus, he is an ex nazi. What a bitch.

I'm no fan of this Pope or even Popes in general but it must be noted at this point that it was compulsorary to join the Hitler youth.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

I'm no fan of this Pope or even Popes in general but it must be noted at this point that it was compulsorary to join the Hitler youth.

That is a very good point, and one of which I should have taken into account. I will flame him no more for his exnazism. Stupid nazi bitch.

 

[kirovman]

I'm no fan of this Pope or even Popes in general but it must be noted at this point that it was compulsorary to join the Hitler youth.

Only following orders is not a defence!

 

[Eejit]

Being conscripted into an organisation is a defence for being a member though

 

[Ravioli]

btw just came to think of it. Whats the song/band in the video? I DEMAND AN ANSWER