Post a Humorous Personal Fact!

[JNightshade]

Post a funny fact about yourself. It can be embarassing, silly, bizarre, whatever- so long as it's true. Observe:

When I say I'd go gay for David Bowie, I'm not joking. Given the opportunity, I would throw myself at his feet like a schoolgirl bitch.

Now it's your turn!

 

[Slacker]

I have a cow eyeball in my closet. Dissected.

 

[Que-Ever]

I live in a closet. Not siacker's.

Does it have to be just one?

 

[JNightshade]

One per post. You can post another later

 

[Slacker]

When I was young, I had a really really large obession with Vaccum Cleaners. And when I was three, I became really terrified of death when I learned about the Hindenberg accident.

I was a very philosophical child, yo.

 

[Krynn72]

I was really depressed the first three years of highschool. Worst years of my life man...

 

[Slacker]

I was really depressed the first three years of highschool. Worst years of my life man...

I was really depressed at the end of middle school, and yet now I'm a chipper little happy panda in high school. Crazay, I know..

 

[DeusExMachina]

I took a "How will you die test" and one of the results came as auto-fellatio.

I was like "wtf. I'm lonely, but not even I would do that :|."

I think I just won this thread.

 

[DreadLord]

I haven't had any alcohol today.

I know.. It's surprising.

 

[Geogaddi]

I have attempted auto-fellatio.

 

[DeusExMachina]

I have attempted auto-fellatio.

Don't upstage me.

 

[Geogaddi]

It's easier than it sounds. You just scoot to the end of your bed and flip yourself over with the wall and VOILA! your cock is in your face!

 

[DeusExMachina]

You could break your neck doing that. I wouldn't want to be found dead with my cock in my mouth :\. Not a great way to go.

 

[The Brick]

I have alot of humor!


How's that for a humorous fact?

 

[Revisedsoul]

You could break your neck doing that. I wouldn't want to be found dead with my cock in my mouth :\. Not a great way to go.

reminds me of clerks.

i have 3 testicles.

 

[DeusExMachina]

reminds me of clerks.

i have 3 testicles.

I lack originality.

Hmm, that could be one of my facts. Though, not very funny.

 

[Sebastian]

I sometimes try to dance when I'm either driving or in my room listening to music. I know I'm not very good, but I try it anyway.

 

[bryanf445]

I have a messy room.

And I hate cold ketchup.

 

[Dog--]

I hate ANY green vegatables.. corn - love it, Carrots - there ok, Peas - SICK, Brocollli - SICK.. You people disgust me. I'm going to bed.

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

I'm orange haired, but I have a single black hair on my leg. I just noticed it this morning.

 

[Steven]

I'm Lemonking's Mum.

 

[Black_Wolf]

I broke my toe twice when I heavy gun fell on it.

 

[Javert]

The song stuck in my head right now is "Every sperm is sacred" in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.

 

[swiss]

I have webbed feet....but no, I dont look like a duck.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Despite my rugged good-looks, awesome fighting ability, lack of fear, and commanding personal demeanor, I am a prissy girly boy and I could spend all day picking flowers, playing dress up and having tea parties with stuffed animals as DeusEx performs self-destructive auto-fellatio in my garden.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

I suffer from a serious neurological illness.

 

[Steven]

I have webbed feet....but no, I dont look like a duck.

Whenever someone get's pissed off at school they call me a duck.

 

[Tyguy]

You could break your neck doing that. I wouldn't want to be found dead with my cock in my mouth :\. Not a great way to go.

hahahaha, sigged....

 

[SPARTACVS]

I have attempted auto-fellatio.

According to Answers.com:

"Most men do not have the combination of penis length and spine flexibility required to perform this act."
It also says that less than 1% of the population is physically capable of doing it.
The sad part is that probably more than 1% of the population are sad enough to try.

Uhh... congratulations???? :|

 

[Uriel]

I obsess with the way I look and compare my looks to almost everyone.

 

[sinkoman]

I still have a hard time talking to girls : /

 

[Remus]

I'm a chat bot .

 

[the_rebel_medic]

I enjoy bea...utiful women...yea...

Seriously though, I like posting on HL2.net and would eat SPAM at the drop of a hat.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I'm a sucker for a girl who can talk with me. I'll **** over a lot of girls but then bam- a girl who I wouldn't dare do it do. I don't know why. I usually ending up losing them too and then its back to ****ing around with random ones until I find that again.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I cheated on girl I knew over the phone with a girl I knew over the net.

/win

 

[sinkoman]

I cheated on girl I knew over the phone with a girl I knew over the net.

/win

Like, text sex?

Cause that's really really dumb.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I cheated on girl I knew over the phone with a girl I knew over the net.

/win

I don't think that counts as relationship or cheating.

 

[NeonSpyder]

Like, text sex?

Cause that's really really dumb.

Don't judge him! Don't judge! No judging allowed!

edit: (oh yeah, personal fact? I was the 'girl' that sinkoman cheated with over the net. )

 

[PvtRyan]

I touch myself at night.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I touch myself at night.

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