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I've jerked off on public transportation before. With people onboard.
I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava.
How? The wax is way too hot to drink as a fluid.
I'm terrified of any bipedal robot that's human-sized or larger. Actual terrified.
-Angry Lawyer
Like that one in robocop, where they're demonstrating it and it kills everyone... hehe
My parents exposed me to that damn film at a really young age.
Terminator didn't really frighten me, though, because the machines are passable as human.
-Angry Lawyer
How? The wax is way too hot to drink as a fluid.
I pooped a Cornish Game Hen.
I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
I've never played a musical instrument.
Like, not even just messing around, picking something up and playing. I've never done it.
I killed a man with a trident!
Not even the ones in Metal Gear Solid 4? The moo-ing's gotta take the scary factor down a few notches.I'm terrified of any bipedal robot that's human-sized or larger. Actual terrified.
-Angry Lawyer
I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava.
I ATE A BIG RED CANDLE!I killed a man with a trident!
You don't know what you're missing out on. Get a bongo or somethingI've never played a musical instrument.
Like, not even just messing around, picking something up and playing. I've never done it.
:OI don't know if this is humorous, but I hate my ears being touched. Seriously. I ****ing flip.
I **** CHILDREN!!l!!
D:
DOOOOOO EEEET
I bet you shoot lasers out of them, right?I have different colour eyes, well they are both blue but the right one is half orange as well.
I've been arrested twice
Both for doing STUPID STUPID things..
He said stupid things.Let me guess. Public sex and..... more public sex.
Spam post deleted. Pwnt.I've NEVER posted in a spam thread.......
*4000 returns deleted*
until now!
I'v tasted my own jizzum.