Post a Humorous Personal Fact!

[Hectic Glenn]

I go dogging on the weekend.

I suffer from stress induced IBS

(one of those is true!)

 

[Smoke]

I sleep on average 3 hours a day.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

I have a rather painful hangover.

It sucks. D:

 

[bbson john]

I eat shit, and it is tasty.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I'm a trained lifeguard.

Oh wait, that isn't humarous.

When I was young I had a natural gold streak running through my head. Now, when exposed to sunlight, I don't tan, but instead just turn ginger.

 

[KagePrototype]

I am the Walrus.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Goo goo ga cho

 

[Insano]

I'm straight, sorry guys.

 

[bliink]

I cut my hand on my gerber multitool... again...

 

[The Brick]

I can't find my nailclipper.

 

[bvasgm]

I lived in Minnessota from the summer of 2001 to the summer of 2004. That's the longest that I've ever lived in one state.

 

[Remus]

I can see double at will.

 

[Murray_H]

Like, text sex?

Cause that's really really dumb.

Says the junior piss artist.....

I am a pervert.

 

[Que-Ever]

I touch myself in the morning.

 

[Puzzlemaker]

I suffer from a serious neurological illness.

What?

 

[evil^milk]

I get up every day at 7:30.

Yep, I'm boring.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

What?

I'm not going to say. However, the amusing part is the Darth Vader impressions I can do when taking oxygen.

 

[CptStern]

I once killed a man with a rusty spoon

 

[loadqm]

I know what urine and a chalkboard tastes like.

 

[Que-Ever]

I know what tree bark tastes like. I also once found a type of bread taht tastes exactly like treebark :x

 

[Slacker]

I know what bird urine tastes like

 

[Puzzlemaker]

I'm not going to say. However, the amusing part is the Darth Vader impressions I can do when taking oxygen.

Ah man that sucks.

And you should make a recording of it.

 

[ComradeBadger]

I have a very very very very high sex drive.

I'm also arrogant

 

[Smoke]

I used to take anger management, Until i flipped at the guy and told him that the only thing ****ing me off right then was him.

I have a huge amount of self control when it comes to rage.

But an incredibly low amount for emotions like love.

 

[Slacker]

People tell me that I do an amazing Truman Capote impression.

http://media.putfile.com/Truman-Impression

 

[TCfromBN]

I touch myself during the day...outside.

 

[SimonomiS]

I think I'm a mild kleptomaniac.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

I frequently get mistaken for a pirate.

 

[Ennui]

I frequently get mistaken for a pirate.

look granpa its a pirate

 

[PvtRyan]

I touch myself in the morning.

Goddamn straight you should be doing that.

We can't let a good morning wood go to waste, now can we?

 

[Ennui]

i'm completely straight (except for hetairia of course) but i would have sex with johnny depp out of respect

 

[Absinthe]

I've jerked off on public transportation before. With people onboard.

 

[The Brick]

i'm completely straight (except for hetairia of course) but i would have sex with johnny depp out of respect

Damn straight!

 

[Ennui]

I've jerked off on public transportation before. With people onboard.

ten points!!

 

[JNightshade]

I once shat myself while I was skating home from a friend's house. I had to wipe with some grass, then keep going in the most awkward position imaginable.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I'm terrified of any bipedal robot that's human-sized or larger. Actual terrified.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Solaris]

Like that one in robocop, where they're demonstrating it and it kills everyone... hehe

 

[Narcolepsy]

I MuRDeR BaRNs WItH LiMBUrGeR CHeEsE

EDIT: Bad halflife2.net, DO NOT take away my wild eyed capitalization without my permission!

 

[Murray_H]

I can't be turned inside out.

 

[Jangle]

I MuRDeR BaRNs WItH LiMBUrGeR CHeEsE

You did that to me on teh Gabbly and I thought you were kngHenry coming to get me or something