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The first time I got kicked in the nuts was very unexpected.

I was 14 years old and had never been kicked or hit in the nuts with anything. All my life I heard about being kicked in the nuts being such a terrible pain, but I couldn't relate to it. I thought I was a lucky male and would never get hit or kicked in the nuts my whole life.. Boy was I wrong!

I was in Keyboarding class one day, and just chillin' with my friends havin a good ol' time.. chatting with the girls, etc. I was talking with this girl we fancy'd each other. But not long just us chatting turned out to be quite a large group, many people joined us. This girl im talking about was very raunchy.. she was the typical neibhorhood slut. She gave me a sexual pleasure for doing her homework once (yea, thats really Fing slutty!) but for some reason I respected her, and liked to talk with her.

Somehow I ended up rolling on the floor (don't remember) and when I got up a very wide girl (fatty) who I had no problems with before KICKED ME IN THE NUTS! WTF? I just stood up, and got kicked in the nuts. The people watching me said right when her shoe touched me testes my eyes kinda bulged out and I immediatly gripped my crotch area and began to sink to the floor. It was a very very terrible pain.

To my luck the bell rang 5 minutes later and I was still on the floor in a huge amount of pain. Everybody chatted amongst themselves asking why she kicked me in the nuts. Nobody knew, she just did it.. and for that nobody really ever liked her anymore. Everybody left the classroom and I was left gripping my crotch begging for it to end. I somehow got to my feet and needed to get to my next class but I walked to the bathroom going as fast as I could - but I could only drag my feet because of the pain.

I got to the restroom and saw my friend and told him what happened "Dude oh my god, I just got kicked in the nuts" and I was kneeling over like I was going to puke and fall to the ground. He just laughed at me while I sat in pain.. Then the bell rang and I was late for class. Great, now not only am I in serious pain but now I have to explain to my teacher about my wounded testicals. 10 minutes later I finally managed to get ahold of myself and go to class. I walked in and people thought I had been crying because of how red my face was. Thankfully someone who witnessed the nut-kicking explained to them what happened. I was hoping for lots of sincere people realizing how much pain I was in. But what did they do? They farkin laughed at me!

The class was 40 minutes long and by the end of the class I was still in a bit of pain.. but I could walk normal now without a limp. The entire time I thought about going to the nurse hoping she could do something for me... but I decided it would just be embarassing.

To this day I still don't know why the nut-kicker kicked me in my precious spot, but I can't believe how bad it hurts.. 14 was a very unlucky year for me. Not only did I get to experience my first nut-kicking, but it also happened a few more times with self-incidents.

The most recent nut wounding experience i've had was playing dodgeball. Some kid through a direct ball going at least 20mph and it hit me straight in the nuts. My action to this was like a soldier getting shot. I immediatly said "UMPFFF" in shock and fell to the ground. The coaches saw the whole thing and just watched as I rolled on the ground in pain.

Post your terrible experiences with your testicles.
 
I faintly remember getting kicked in the nuts once, but it was back in elementary school and I don't remember it very well. More commonly I kick myself in the nuts in a sense by accidentally walking into tables, getting hit by balls, falling onto poles, etc.
 
Never been kicked in the nuts by someone, but like Lethal there, I somehow manage to give myself huge amounts of pain down there :/ Which is not nice
 
i don't remember the first time but my most memorable balls kicking was when i was about 14/15 and some girl i knew was messing about and i said something that made her playfully kick me in the groin

......by playfully i mean with a lot of force

it really ****ing hurt
 
I was referee in a basketball game (it pays very well ^^), and the ball was going out. But suddenly a player wanted to keep him in, jumped to it, grapped it and threw it as hard as he could. Unfortunately, the ball came right in my nuts and I had so much pain :(

There were like over 60 people watching at the game + the players on the court and the reservers and coaches: that's 20 more people.

And everybody just laughed at me. But I was strong and bit the pain and said with a little, creepy voice: "I'm ok" :p

I managed to finish the game :D

This was a couple of months ago and I'm glad that was my one and only experience with it :)
 
This isn't a 'first time' story, but it's a funny one about two good friends of mine- Brandon and Thomas.

Brandon let Thomas punt him in the nuts as hard as he could (Thomas is the football team's kicker :D)

Brandon had to go to the hospital because one of his testicles was "gone" after he had been kicked by Thomas.

It went back inside of him.

He was in the hospital for 3 days.




edit: How were you all kicked in the nuts so late in your life or how have you only been hit there once? You guys sound like the bubble boy or something.
 
I guess didn't have a brother, I got kicked in the nuts on a regular basis throughout my childhood
 
lmao i have a good one.

two years ago, we went to Six Flags at San Antonio for an end-of-year trip. I was in a group with a few girls and guys, just walking around and checking things out. The thing was that I had dropped something and I'd gotten distracted. I looked up and saw that the group was ahead of me, so as I grabbed what i'd dropped, I ran towards the gruop. This girl was swinging her arms back and forth (the sort of movement people do when walking, only a little exaggerated) and I ran towards her. I didn't realize this when I was running towards her so when I got there her right hand swung directly at my balls. I just sort of went "oh!" and she giggled. I laughed later and felt lucky that nobody else saw what happened :D
 
i've never been kicked there, but i've been hit by a soccer ball before.

and wtf who gives sexual favours for doing homework?
 
JellyWorld said:
and wtf who gives sexual favours for doing homework?
You my friend, are naive. Do you live in a really rich neighborhood or something? Go to a private school?
 
Every time I've gotten kicked in the nuts has been at a soccer game.
 
BF2slut said:
The first time I got kicked in the nuts was very unexpected.

I was 14 years old and had never been kicked or hit in the nuts with anything. All my life I heard about being kicked in the nuts being such a terrible pain, but I couldn't relate to it. I thought I was a lucky male and would never get hit or kicked in the nuts my whole life.. Boy was I wrong!

I was in Keyboarding class one day, and just chillin' with my friends havin a good ol' time.. chatting with the girls, etc. I was talking with this girl we fancy'd each other. But not long just us chatting turned out to be quite a large group, many people joined us. This girl im talking about was very raunchy.. she was the typical neibhorhood slut. She gave me a sexual pleasure for doing her homework once (yea, thats really Fing slutty!) but for some reason I respected her, and liked to talk with her.

Somehow I ended up rolling on the floor (don't remember) and when I got up a very wide girl (fatty) who I had no problems with before KICKED ME IN THE NUTS! WTF? I just stood up, and got kicked in the nuts. The people watching me said right when her shoe touched me testes my eyes kinda bulged out and I immediatly gripped my crotch area and began to sink to the floor. It was a very very terrible pain.

To my luck the bell rang 5 minutes later and I was still on the floor in a huge amount of pain. Everybody chatted amongst themselves asking why she kicked me in the nuts. Nobody knew, she just did it.. and for that nobody really ever liked her anymore. Everybody left the classroom and I was left gripping my crotch begging for it to end. I somehow got to my feet and needed to get to my next class but I walked to the bathroom going as fast as I could - but I could only drag my feet because of the pain.

I got to the restroom and saw my friend and told him what happened "Dude oh my god, I just got kicked in the nuts" and I was kneeling over like I was going to puke and fall to the ground. He just laughed at me while I sat in pain.. Then the bell rang and I was late for class. Great, now not only am I in serious pain but now I have to explain to my teacher about my wounded testicals. 10 minutes later I finally managed to get ahold of myself and go to class. I walked in and people thought I had been crying because of how red my face was. Thankfully someone who witnessed the nut-kicking explained to them what happened. I was hoping for lots of sincere people realizing how much pain I was in. But what did they do? They farkin laughed at me!

The class was 40 minutes long and by the end of the class I was still in a bit of pain.. but I could walk normal now without a limp. The entire time I thought about going to the nurse hoping she could do something for me... but I decided it would just be embarassing.

To this day I still don't know why the nut-kicker kicked me in my precious spot, but I can't believe how bad it hurts.. 14 was a very unlucky year for me. Not only did I get to experience my first nut-kicking, but it also happened a few more times with self-incidents.

The most recent nut wounding experience i've had was playing dodgeball. Some kid through a direct ball going at least 20mph and it hit me straight in the nuts. My action to this was like a soldier getting shot. I immediatly said "UMPFFF" in shock and fell to the ground. The coaches saw the whole thing and just watched as I rolled on the ground in pain.

Post your terrible experiences with your testicles.
:LOL: funniest thing I've seen all day
 
I was in 6th grade.. I was a real ass back then. But anyways, I was pissed at my friend for something or other and picked him up over my head and threw him into the lockers at my school. He then proceeded to jump up like a cat and kick me NEAR the nuts.. He clipped one of the two so it didn't hurt too bad.

vegeta897 said:
You my friend, are naive. Do you live in a really rich neighborhood or something? Go to a private school?
I go to a private school and believe me, those sexual favors do happen a lot..
I just live in a slutty city..
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
This isn't a 'first time' story, but it's a funny one about two good friends of mine- Brandon and Thomas.

Brandon let Thomas punt him in the nuts as hard as he could (Thomas is the football team's kicker :D)

Brandon had to go to the hospital because one of his testicles was "gone" after he had been kicked by Thomas.

It went back inside of him.

He was in the hospital for 3 days.




edit: How were you all kicked in the nuts so late in your life or how have you only been hit there once? You guys sound like the bubble boy or something.


Oh my god! Poor guy!

Was there drugs involved or something? Who in their right mind would ASK someone to kick them in the nuts?


*shivers*
 
Did you all get sexual favours for homework at 14??
I feel so green. :eek:
 
SimonomiS said:
Did you all get sexual favours for homework at 14??
I feel so green. :eek:
Coming from a boys-only school I'm not sure I'd want sexual favous for homework. Usually I stick to cash.
 
SimonomiS said:
Did you all get sexual favours for homework at 14??
I feel so green. :eek:

Like I said she was very slutty, and I wasn't even expecting anything in return.. I just marked her the right answers.

it was just a handjob though, but it sure did catch me by surprise..
 
BF2slut said:
Like I said she was very slutty, and I wasn't even expecting anything in return.. I just marked her the right answers.

it was just a handjob though, but it sure did catch me by surprise..
Wow, she did it on her own will, just because you did her homework?

That's really slutty.
 
Um about 2 years ago my friend kicked me in the nuts...I was wearing steel toe boots at the time and I was hesitant to return the favor with a kick. So I just threw my bookbag hard into his groin area. After he did it again I kicked him quite hard in his nutsack, leading to many a laugh in the room.

Needless to say I went home limping that day...
 
Is it so strange that I want to go to a private school now? :(
 
Odd. I mean, sexual favors happen here a lot, easily, and for stupid stuff, but not for homework.
 
I've never gotten kicked in the nuts, ever.

Maybe that's because I'm...
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
Odd. I mean, sexual favors happen here a lot, easily, and for stupid stuff, but not for homework.

I'm not complaining. :farmer:
 
One of my "friends" though it would be funny to use a segment of cucumber in a plastic sandwhich bag as a nunchuku. He bounded around the school yard flailing it wildly. I was laughing until he came up to me and with a huge "Hyahhh!!!" smacked me in the gonads with it. It was in so much pain that about 3 teachers and 20 or so students gathered around me before I could get up.

It wasn't the first time, but it was the most painful.
 
BF2slut said:
Like I said she was very slutty, and I wasn't even expecting anything in return.. I just marked her the right answers.

it was just a handjob though, but it sure did catch me by surprise..

Wow wtf, that's so unlikely in my mind, I don't beleive you.
 
I was talking to one of my friends (who was a girl). She was the real energetic, flirtatious type.

Out of nowhere, she asked, "Does it hurt to get kicked... down there?"
I said, "I really don't want to know."
She says, "Everyone has a first."

WHAM. I dropped right where I was. Then got up and bought pizza.
 
Yet another "it wasn't me" post, but...

This guy I knew, Sean, was this really big, burly guy, but was a total pacifist. His largeness, however, incited a strange desire in other men to engage him in combat, even with no provocation on his part. So, one time, outside of this bar some guy was trying to pick a fight with him. He was having none of it, however, and I guess this somehow enraged this angry little man.

So this random attacker bellowed in rage, reared back, and kicked Sean straight in the nuts. Which caused Sean to immediately throw up all over him. Took the fight right out of the both of them, really.
 
never been kicked in the nuts except when I wanted someone to test out my athletic cup by kicking me in the nuts with it on.

although one time i was playing tennis with my friend, we both were pretty good and hit the ball fairly hard. I was rushing the net to volley and the ball smacked me in the nuts. the ball was going so fast and i dropped instantly and in pain. i think i started wearing an athletic cup playing tennis after that.
 
vegeta897 said:
Wow, she did it on her own will, just because you did her homework?

That's really slutty.

Shut up, you are just mad you aren't getting any action.
 
I remenber I get kice in the balls sometimes

but I remenber one time I accidentaly get hit in the ball by the metal thing of the belt

and...ooooooouuuuuuchh
 
Pesmerga said:
Wow wtf, that's so unlikely in my mind, I don't beleive you.

I'm not the least bit bothered by this since I do know it happened to me. And trust me it wasn't a dream cause it's not like I was just wearing my underwear you know eh?
 
It happens with motocross sometimes. It's called a tank-slapper. Your "spot" sometimes hits the gas cap if you land wrong and it's pretty much not fun.
 
No one has ever attacked my groin area intentionally, but the first time I got seriusly hit there was when I was about ten. It was in a Sports class and we where playing what is basically a lighter version of softball. Anyway this girl hits the ball but was not aiming unfortunatly... it was not a powerful hit so I got up after about 2 min.
 
How about getting smacked in the nuts/pen0r with a long, thick piece of plastic?

MY GOD, THE PAIN WAS SO BAD!

I had to cool him down :|

Anyway.... discuss!
 
Cant remember first time but i remember this one the most:

I was on the field at school with my mates and for some reason was chasing one of them.
There was a group of girls to my left and while running i saw something....
It was a apple core that had just been thrown and was aiming directly for my crotch.
Of course as i was running i didn't have time to stop when i realised i was on the floor, rolling in pure agony.

Considering my speed of say 50mph, the apples speed of 75mph ill do a little calculation: 50*75=3750
So the force of impact of 3750 somethings.

Also been hit with a hacky sack in the crotch and many other items like shoes being thrown or being kicked down under. :(
 
75mph wtf did she fire it out of a ****ing cannon?!

and your the flash i presume?
 
Evo said:
Considering my speed of say 50mph, the apples speed of 75mph ill do a little calculation: 50*75=3750
So the force of impact of 3750 somethings.
tsk tsk, the force of impact is proportional to the sum of the two speeds, not the product.
 
Yea, the speed of sound is about 660 MPH at sea level, so that ball would have been travelling at about Mach 5.7 by your calculations. It wouldn't have just hurt, it probably would have turned your pelvis into dust, or put a good size hole down there.
 
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