Post the first time you got kicked in the nuts

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Yea, the speed of sound is about 660 MPH at sea level, so that ball would have been travelling at about Mach 5.7 by your calculations. It wouldn't have just hurt, it probably would have turned your pelvis into dust, or put a good size hole down there.

Ouch!!!

 

[BF2slut]

Yea, the speed of sound is about 660 MPH at sea level, so that ball would have been travelling at about Mach 5.7 by your calculations. It wouldn't have just hurt, it probably would have turned your pelvis into dust, or put a good size hole down there.

Walk it off...

 

[Beerdude26]

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Walk it off...

That's the problem : walk what off?

 

[poseyjmac]

ahh just remembered another one. it was very painful. i was really young in gymnastics class. there were some girls i thought were cute in it, so when told to go across the balance beam, i started running across as if i knew what i was doing. bad idea. my left foot didn't hit anything solid on one of the steps and i ended up scissoring the balance beam with my legs and had a surreal ball crushing experience. the gym teacher was trying not to laugh while looking down at me

 

[Glirk Dient]

The most painfull when I was at school. This one bitch that was near me enjoyed kicking guys in the balls so before I knew it she kicked me straight on. It wasn't a small kick, it was a kick more like a punt. I was in so much pain I couldn't stand. All my friends helped me up and I could barely walk. I sat down for a while after that and I could still feel it...even in the bottom of my stomach hurt. If I ever see that ugly bitch I am going to put paint thinner in her eyes so she can share my pain.

To add to the "wasnt me"
At work when we were closing, we found a broken hotdog that was frozen. A friend of mine threw it at the other supervisors back, well he turned around and BAM the frozen hotdog nailed him square on, and it wasn't a soft throw. He instantly bent over and his face turned really red and he started to sweat. He was in so much pain we had to close the rest ourselves.

 

[icebox21]

there was this one time in gym class we were playing dodgeball and well to make a long story short a kid chucked it at my balls and i felt a nagging pain for the rest of the class

 

[Raziaar]

The most painfull when I was at school. This one bitch that was near me enjoyed kicking guys in the balls so before I knew it she kicked me straight on. It wasn't a small kick, it was a kick more like a punt. I was in so much pain I couldn't stand. All my friends helped me up and I could barely walk. I sat down for a while after that and I could still feel it...even in the bottom of my stomach hurt. If I ever see that ugly bitch I am going to put paint thinner in her eyes so she can share my pain.

To add to the "wasnt me"
At work when we were closing, we found a broken hotdog that was frozen. A friend of mine threw it at the other supervisors back, well he turned around and BAM the frozen hotdog nailed him square on, and it wasn't a soft throw. He instantly bent over and his face turned really red and he started to sweat. He was in so much pain we had to close the rest ourselves.

Paint thinner won't do. Yank her ovaries out and she will feel your pain!

 

[Fletch]

So why did the body have to hang its most sensitive part between our legs eh!?

 

[ray_MAN]

Coming from a boys-only school I'm not sure I'd want sexual favous for homework. Usually I stick to cash.

Unfortuantely same here. I go to a boys only school and sexual favors are not my desire.
I never was actually kicked in the nuts, but I was hit there by a softball. I was catching for my sister who was practicing her pitching. The ball hit the ground and came right up and hit me in the balls. It was a fast pitch too. I was there almost crying while my sister was there laughing hard. I eventually sprawled out on the car and got myself together.
My friend got his nut's jumped on once. He was thrown to the ground as a joke, and my friend came over to scare him. He jumped into his legs with the intention to miss, but he didn't. Ohhhhh did he not. My friend whose nuts were jumped on was crying for about 20 minutes. Poor guy.

 

[Skaadi]

I'm a girl so I have never been kicked down there. But apparently it hurts just as much for girls as it does for boys, especially if you get the tip of you foot right in the.....never mind.

Anyway, one of my friends was lying on the ground for some reason with his legs spread (I have no idea why), another friend took advantage of the opportunity and stood on his groin. She centered all of her weight on that particular foot. Well, you can imagine. I wasn't in his vicinity at the time but I could hear him screaming from a long way off. I really wish I was there.

 

[BF2slut]

I'm a girl so I have never been kicked down there. But apparently it hurts just as much for girls as it does for boys, especially if you get the tip of you foot right in the.....never mind.

Anyway, one of my friends was lying on the ground for some reason with his legs spread (I have no idea why), another friend took advantage of the opportunity and stood on his groin. She centered all of her weight on that particular foot. Well, you can imagine. I wasn't in his vicinity at the time but I could hear him screaming from a long way off. I really wish I was there.

Your friend is a BITCH. "She took advantage of it".. you know it hurts like hell for us and damn sure isn't funny.

 

[evil^milk]

So why did the body have to hang its most sensitive part between our legs eh!?

physiologically i don't know why some organisms have their balls just hanging around... it'd be safer if humans had evolved in a way that their balls were inside some bone, safer or something

 

[BF2slut]

physiologically i don't know why some organisms have their balls just hanging around... it'd be safer if humans had evolved in a way that their balls were inside some bone, safer or something

I agree.. lets invent something.

 

[gh0st]

in middle school i was walking with my friend up some stairs, and since i was looking at him and not forward my balls walked right into the banister, and since i was walking at a brisk pace my scrotal sack acted as the fulcrum upon which my face was pile drived by gravity into the banister, leave both my balls, and my face's, shit in absolute ruin.

so no, i've never been KICKED in the nuts. but my sperm count is probably about a 1/4 of what it ought to be, i've been hit there with baseballs and soccer balls before. usually my injuries are limited to me doing something stupid like falling onto some point that hits my balls.

 

[Skaadi]

Your friend is a BITCH. "She took advantage of it".. you know it hurts like hell for us and damn sure isn't funny.

Yeah, she is a bit of a bitch. But it wasn't me who trod on his groin.

 

[Burn]

First time I kicked someone in the nuts was when I was about 13 and he was pissing me off. He stoped pissing me off shortly after that.

 

[15357]

you devilish moster, you could have disabled him for life!

 

[ray_MAN]

First time I kicked someone in the nuts was when I was about 13 and he was pissing me off. He stoped pissing me off shortly after that.

'Tis mean.

 

[Murray_H]

physiologically i don't know why some organisms have their balls just hanging around... it'd be safer if humans had evolved in a way that their balls were inside some bone, safer or something

Because for optimal spermatogenesis, the testicles have to be at a temperature lower than 37.5 degrees C (which is roughly our normal body temperature). So if they hang below the body, they will be at a lower temperature.

 

[BF2slut]

Because for optimal spermatogenesis, the testicles have to be at a temperature lower than 37.5 degrees C (which is roughly our normal body temperature). So if they hang below the body, they will be at a lower temperature.

But don't the temp go above 37.5c anyways? I mean every male here has experienced hot sweaty and smelly balls. My crotch is usually the hottest part of my body.

 

[ray_MAN]

I didn't want to know that. :| My whole body is hot. :naughty: :naughty:

 

[[Dragoon]]

Back in 5th or 6th grade, I think. Not a very interesting story. However, I'm lucky enough to have one of those friends that seems to enjoy doing stupid things (CKY/Jackass style), so I've probably kicked him in the nuts at least a couple dozen times. Luckily for him, I don't kick very hard.

 

[Homless Snark]

Many years ago my best friend and I went to play Mini Golf.

I nailed a hole in one on the last hole for the win (we were tied) and he angrily smashed the club as hard as he could into the golf ball, the ball zoomed and nailed me directly in the nuts...hurt so bad.

 

[Murray]

This is my first time:
http://www.2dorks.com/video/kicked_in_the_nuts.jpg

 

[Revisedsoul]

well i can say i have done this to my brother.

when i was 12 i made a canon out of a pvc pipe and used a dowling rod with duct tape as ammo. it shot about 2 acres far. well as from the thread youcan guess what i did. and was about 2 feet away from the end of the tube. i had a good chuckle over that. but man was my ass sore for it.

edit: on another note. my brother now takes money to get hit in the nuts to pay for weed. sad really

 

[BlackDahlia]

Honey-toasted almonds are quite good.

 

[Asknoone]

During a snowball fight with my cousin at about 3 in the morning. I beat him so he kicked me in the nuts.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

I've never gotten kicked there. I have been boxed there but not too bad, however once during gym class we were playing softball. Me and a couple of guys were standing by the corner of the big field practicing when I hear a yell. I turn around just in time to catch a baseball on my thigh, about three inches away from my balls. The batter? Our gym teacher! (who btw is a very strong man) It hurt very much and I limped for an hour, but I almost became religious out of the joy that it missed my balls. (just thinking about it makes me shudder)

 

[The Monkey]

I can tell you about a worse feeling. My dad just walked in on me while I was...you know. He acted like he hasn't seen anything and started to talk about other things... but he saw. He saw. ****!!!

 

[BF2slut]

Welcome to the club, don't be so freaked out... your parents masturbated to.

 

[Lethal8472]

Not to bump a sightly old thread, but this is a classic example that just happened to me. I have JUST got back from karate class. We were having promotions for some of the lower belt levels (I'm a brown belt myself), and a roughly 45 year old woman was going up to. My sensei asked her to defend herself from a technique or two, and I was paired up with her to assist. She did good the first punch or two, then sensei asked her to block my punch and counterattack. Well, shes the nervous type and kind of went hyperactive when I punched at her. She blocked my punch and a kick came up and hit me square in the center of my crotch, a toe kick no less. After that I felt like one of my nuts was hanging by my knee. Instead of going to the floor, sensei saw what happened and told her thats enough, all he needed to see. We'll, I was in a lot more shock than pain at first, and walked normally to the edge of the dojo and sat down. Then it suddenly felt like my body was on fire, I started sweating and feeling like I was going to faint, and I worried if she really had detached one of my nuts. It also felt like my penis was bleeding on the inside, which freaked me out even more. Let me remind you, it was a TOE kick. It wasnt until about 20 minutes after the kick that I had a chance to go to the bathroom and check out the damage. Thankfully, all looked normal and the next time I had to take a whizz, there was no blood. I feel VERY lucky, though I am still a little shaken. :bonce:

 

[kirovman]

I can tell you about a worse feeling. My dad just walked in on me while I was...you know. He acted like he hasn't seen anything and started to talk about other things... but he saw. He saw. ****!!!

Your dad kicked you in the nuts while masturbating? That's got to hurt

/me deliberately misunderstands The_Monkey....again

Not to bump a sightly old thread, but this is a classic example that just happened to me. I have JUST got back from karate class. We were having promotions for some of the lower belt levels (I'm a brown belt myself), and a roughly 45 year old woman was going up to. My sensei asked her to defend herself from a technique or two, and I was paired up with her to assist. She did good the first punch or two, then sensei asked her to block my punch and counterattack. Well, shes the nervous type and kind of went hyperactive when I punched at her. She blocked my punch and a kick came up and hit me square in the center of my crotch, a toe kick no less. After that I felt like one of my nuts was hanging by my knee. Instead of going to the floor, sensei saw what happened and told her thats enough, all he needed to see. We'll, I was in a lot more shock than pain at first, and walked normally to the edge of the dojo and sat down. Then it suddenly felt like my body was on fire, I started sweating and feeling like I was going to faint, and I worried if she really had detached one of my nuts. It also felt like my penis was bleeding on the inside, which freaked me out even more. Let me remind you, it was a TOE kick. It wasnt until about 20 minutes after the kick that I had a chance to go to the bathroom and check out the damage. Thankfully, all looked normal and the next time I had to take a whizz, there was no blood. I feel VERY lucky, though I am still a little shaken.

Ouch. Good luck ;(

 

[Que-Ever]

First time I got hit in the nuts was... I don't remember. It's happened so many times....
However, certainly the most painful, my friend came up behind me and grabbed my balls, then lifted me up, and I was in a sort of sitting position, on my balls. Ow.

 

[ray_MAN]

Lethal, seriously, go to the hospital. The nuts are nothing to fool around with. If one of them is gone, or if you're internally bleeding, you should know for sure.

 

[The Monkey]

Your dad kicked you in the nuts while masturbating? That's got to hurt

/me deliberately misunderstands The_Monkey....again

Yeah, people tend to do...

 

[Lethal8472]

Lethal, seriously, go to the hospital. The nuts are nothing to fool around with. If one of them is gone, or if you're internally bleeding, you should know for sure.

It doesn't hurt anymore, im not peeing blood, and both the twins are there. All is well. :E

 

[kirovman]

It doesn't hurt anymore, im not peeing blood, and both the twins are there. All is well. :E

I'd still goto a doctor. Better safe than sorry.

 

[Foxtrot]

First time I got hit in the nuts was... I don't remember. It's happened so many times....
However, certainly the most painful, my friend came up behind me and grabbed my balls, then lifted me up, and I was in a sort of sitting position, on my balls. Ow.

That reminds me, a couple summers ago I saw this guy push someone off the dock on the lake and he grabbed him by the testicles, and held onto him for like 15 seconds.

 

[kicked]

tell me the story if you don't mine

Your dad kicked you in the nuts while masturbating? That's got to hurt

/me deliberately misunderstands The_Monkey....again



Ouch. Good luck ;(

hey thats sort of wierd but I would like to know the story if you don't mine telling it. Please

 

[kirovman]

That was the first and last time he got kicked in the nuts.