Post the first time you got kicked in the nuts

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I once told my friend he couldn't throw a fastball through a tire from 90 ft. away, I was standing right behind it and he tossed a baseball into my nuts, then I fell down and stayed there for a good min, it sucked
 
I had probably been kicked before, but this is the most painful experience. Me and my friends were walking down the street and one of them had a little bag of sunflower seeds. Because we were walking, all the seeds had compacted to the bottom of the bag. Anyway, my friend walks up to me and wacks me on the coin purse with this compact bag of seeds, which needless to say left me curled up on the ground clutching my groin.
 
Well the first time I got kicked in my nuts was not good, I was totally unaware of what was going to happen. As I was going home one saturday evening I decided to take a short cut throw this trail, it was about a mile long with tall grass and trees but everyone go through there to get to the other end. As I got about halfway through I heard someone say a racil slur and as I turned these five guys came running toward me and started hitting and kicking me. So I covered my face but while doing that they took my pants and boxers off and started kicking me in my nuts until they all kicked me. Its weird, like thats what they was going to do anyway. I never felt that kind of pain before and all the did was laugh and try to kick them up in me. To this day I still fill the pain from getting kicked so many times.
 
The other time I was hit in my nuts over and over because I would'nt fight this guy because he wanted to hit me in my face so when I went back to school the next day I would be sporting a black eye and busted lip and everyone would know I got beat up but I did'nt let it happen instead I ended up being hit in my nuts until I could'nt move.
 
I got "kicked" int he balls only last week (not the first time) but i was carrying my girlfriend, then as i was putting her down she knee'd me right in the balls (by accident)... i dropped straight to the floor and just curled up for like a min...
 
MiccyNarc said:
Girls have a pressure point in the groin area as well.
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It's not quite so vulnerable though

I do know a woman who managed to shoot herself with her paintball marker there :| I'm not sure how she did it, she just put it down and.. lol
 
I never have this problem because I put an armor plate there:p .
 
Ren.182 said:
I got "kicked" int he balls only last week (not the first time) but i was carrying my girlfriend, then as i was putting her down she knee'd me right in the balls (by accident)... i dropped straight to the floor and just curled up for like a min...
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lol pwnt dude, haha:p
 
jimbo118 said:
lol pwnt dude, haha:p
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Hehe i know. I got pwned. I then got her back by kicking her in the ovaries :D

Haha not really... but I got a nice kiss from it ;) (on the lips before anyone starts to think with their dirty minds) :p
 
I've never been kicked in the nuts. I HAVE, however, fallen several feet onto a railing... between my legs. Yeah. That's pretty much the worst pain I've ever felt.

Oh skateboard, why do you hate me? D:
 
JNightshade said:
I've never been kicked in the nuts. I HAVE, however, fallen several feet onto a railing... between my legs. Yeah. That's pretty much the worst pain I've ever felt.

Oh skateboard, why do you hate me? D:
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Ouch... i've done that on some play area. Was walking across this like log type thing and it was a bit wet... of course i had to slip and land balls first... God... worst pain ever, couldn't stand up for like 5 mins and i found it hard to breathe and there was tears. I don't plan on walking on any logs again in my lifetime.
 
You think that's bad? I was trying to boardslide down a seven-stair handrail. Slid out, jumped all the way down just to land on my nads at the VERY end of the rail. I couldn't think, it hurt so bad :|
 
Never been kicked, but I do remember the first time. My friend and I were talking and he said "What's the name of Moby Dick's Father? POP A DICK!". He then proceeded to whack me in my manhood marbles. I can't believe I fell for that shit.

The most recent crotch cracker happened last week. I was walking down the hallway with my pals and as we were we passed the finest girl I have ever seen. I wasn't paying attention and I walked into the end of the railing on the stairs. Damn I should pay more attention.
 
I was in band 9th grade, I was just chillin by the drums it was the end of the year we were done with music practice and we were all just chilling out. Then my friend this spanish kid comes and kicked me in the nuts. I was stunned for a few seconds then I went up to him and dropped to my knees and punched him as hard as I could right in his nut sack. He laughed for some reason. jackass...
 
Nuts?

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tell me the story if you don't mine

hey let me here what happen.
 
Grade 8 my girl friend wanded to go see some girly movie with me, I said "I'm not going to watch that shit" she said "If you don't im going to kick you right in da nuts" I said "what ahhhhhhh ****ing shit" in a screaming heap on the floor, not much of a damn warning, Bloody bitch.
 
Skaadi said:
Anyway, one of my friends was lying on the ground for some reason with his legs spread (I have no idea why), another friend took advantage of the opportunity and stood on his groin. She centered all of her weight on that particular foot. Well, you can imagine. I wasn't in his vicinity at the time but I could hear him screaming from a long way off. I really wish I was there.
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Your friend sounds like goddamn satan-on-earth, that would hurt so bad.
 
The wort that has happen to me is here in Mexico. For some reason, some dude like to hit you in the ass. Once he got me so hard, he hit my backbone. mannnn what a fraking pain for a month, I couldn't move, I felt like some black dude had raped me.
 
hungryduck said:
Your friend sounds like goddamn satan-on-earth, that would hurt so bad.
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Whoa, i posted that about a year ago.
 
Out and about last week my friend kicked me in the nuts really really hard, causing me to spill my whiskey on the lady I was talking to. She was not impressed, and neither was I. I couldnt walk for hours.
 
I've been punched in the groin once. By a 6 year old. Because I called him Cesil. ;(
 
I've never taken a direct hit to the balls - *touches wood

not like that you pervs :p
 
Ouch. I sympathise with many people here.

I have witnessed ball to nut syndrome, but because of my awesome evasion I always dodge in time.

:D
 
The first i got kicked in the nuts i was 15 by a guy i didn't even know.
He thought i got something going on with his girlfriend, i never saw him coming
 
Primary school, no reason, prolly a dare. It hurt and I've worn a box (read cup) to school ever since

bigburpco said:
Ouch. I sympathise with many people here.

I have witnessed ball to nut syndrome, but because of my awesome evasion I always dodge in time.

:D
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Read; My nuts are aching 24/7
 
Wow, I'm surprised to see how many people say its never happened to them. Most memorable time for me was at a friends house, there were about 5 of us, all 14 at the time, and were teasing the one guy's little sister, who must have been about 12. She did gymnastics, so I started teasing her about that.

She said something like 'Wanna see my new routine?' I say sure, and she proceeds to sit on the floor directly in front of me with her legs in front of her, with the biggest grin on her face. Next thing I knew, her thigh was planted firmly in my balls. She jumps up really fast, kicks two more of us in the nuts, then knees her brother on the way out, giggling her head off the whole time. That little girl had 4 boys rolling on the ground holding our nuts for about 10 minutes.
 
TrentEaston said:
Wow, I'm surprised to see how many people say its never happened to them. Most memorable time for me was at a friends house, there were about 5 of us, all 14 at the time, and were teasing the one guy's little sister, who must have been about 12. She did gymnastics, so I started teasing her about that.

She said something like 'Wanna see my new routine?' I say sure, and she proceeds to sit on the floor directly in front of me with her legs in front of her, with the biggest grin on her face. Next thing I knew, her thigh was planted firmly in my balls. She jumps up really fast, kicks two more of us in the nuts, then knees her brother on the way out, giggling her head off the whole time. That little girl had 4 boys rolling on the ground holding our nuts for about 10 minutes.
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Wonderful bump. I love these bump noobs that join and just bump threads..
 
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