Purchase Help- Rifle

[Steve]

This includes size of pen0r.

Short Recoil doesn't need one. He can induce orgasm in women through sheer will.

...but he has a huge one anyway.

 

[SimonomiS]

I know, I know, but I mean in archery contests when he needs to impress the already amazed crowd. (Talking about the death-by-staring not the orgasm-on-command.)

 

[Steve]

I know, I know, but I mean in archery contests when he needs to impress the already amazed crowd. (Talking about the death-by-staring not the orgasm-on-command.)

Although it's a lot funnier the other way.

 

[Beerdude26]

This Short Recoil chap seems quite strong :/
Where is he, anyway? I heard that he got banned for nothing or something. Would anyone like to fill me in?

 

[Tr0n]

This Short Recoil chap seems quite strong :/
Where is he, anyway? I heard that he got banned for nothing or something. Would anyone like to fill me in?

He ain't strong...or at least we don't think so, but he is arrogant.

 

[Insano]

This includes size of pen0r.

Hmmm, that shouldn't be too hard, because Steve_O doesn't have one.

Sorry, mate. I just had to tell some day

 

[Yuri]

Ugh, why do you need a real gun? There's nothing to do with real guns, they are friggin' boring. Unless you enjoy killing animals, which doesn't seem like all that much fun to me. But why the hell would you need an AR-15 to shoot a deer? Or any of those other goddamn assault weapons? Use one of those rifle things or bow if you must be a sportless dick. And what the hell, all those are automatic, I thought? Automatic guns are illegal, for good reason. And you can't have a clip over 5 or something like that, unless that was only in the ban that lifted in October 2004.

But, really, fill me in on why you need such a weapon? I don't understand why any goddamn guns are legal... we should be more like Japan. (Not to start a political debate, if you guys like shooting animals or whatever the hell you do with guns, go for it, its your right to be an ass ) Get an airsoft gun, at least you can play games with those and its fun, and nothing has to die. Plus they are exact replicas of real guns.

Short Recoil!?!?! WHERE?!

 

[Angry Lawyer]

No he doesn't. Just by looking at them with his amazing eye causes them to die. Instantly.

Short Recoil is likely also worshipped by the half-daemon Fimir of various swamp-lands who refer to him as Balor.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Tr0n]

Guns are for pussies.

Use a spoon.

 

[Yuri]

Guns are for pussies.

Use a spoon.

^^^ Take it from a southern man.

 

[Beerdude26]

He ain't strong...or at least we don't think so, but he is arrogant.

If people ridicule him so much I'm sure he isn't incredibly strong
But what happened to him?

 

[SimonomiS]

He hacked a mod account and banned himself to save us from his own awesomeness.

See the thread: "What happened to Short Recoil?"

 

[Steve]

Guns are for pussies.

Use a spoon.

I prefer the subtle poke-and-scoop duality of the spork.

 

[ríomhaire]

The rifles are already in the right order.

The MPs: MP5, Uzi ............ ........... (insert wide space here) ..... Mac 10 ..... ..... Tec-9.

So is the M4 being better than the Ak in GTA propaganda?

 

[Razor]

Short Recoil posted some dirty pictures of him naked and the female members went crazy with desire, so the mods had to ban him to stop the female population of the internet jamming up the servers.

 

[Pesmerga]

Short Recoil posted some dirty pictures of him naked and the female members went crazy with desire, so the mods had to ban him to stop the female population of the internet jamming up the servers.

Is that why you came here?

 

[Gray Fox]

Short Recoil is likely also worshipped by the half-daemon Fimir of various swamp-lands who refer to him as Balor.

-Angry Lawyer

Hey i seen this on some other boards and so, but why do you have everytime you post something "-Angry Lawyer", I mean whats the point ,we allredy can see it's you who posted and same go's for when we quote you.

 

[Tr0n]

Because angry lawyer is ****ing EXTREME that way.

 

[Razor]

Is that why you came here?

Got to get my fix of naked superman from somewhere .


But which weapon are you going for then, RakuraiTenjin? I still say bolt action rifle or an ak, but ar15 will be fine as it isn't like your life depends on it not jamming up, unless you hunt bears, etc and also has the advantage of better accuracy over longer ranges.

 

[Recoil]

So is the M4 being better than the Ak in GTA propaganda?

I don't know? But I'd rather trust my live on an AK than on a Armalite.

...though I actually despise the Kalashnikvos (and the M4, too, I hate stepped barrels on Armalites.. and like rifles like the M16's and M733/M933.

 

[X-FacToR]

I'd go with the K5 personally.