Ruined, absolutely ruined..

[BRODIEMAN2k4]

"We see a couple of chavs having a bit of a ruck in the street"


That is the most British phrase i have ever heard

 

[Warbie]

They're the equivalent to American ghetto gangster gangbangers?

Far from it.

Unfortunately, in some areas of the UK the majority of the population are chavs - there are 1000's of them. (the nearest equivalent might be 'your' trailer park trash - not really sure though, my experience of these being limited to Jerry Springer)

Basically idiots with foul mouths who wear trashy clothes/jewlery (the same brands from the shame stores - it's like a unifrom for the truly idiotic). They have as much money as sense (and they're all poor - except the dealers and thieves) The really sad part is they're spreading.

A week back I went bowling with my family. In the next lane was your typical chav family. Their kids were running into everyone elses lane and kicking over their pins. The parents looked on with idle interest, but did nothing. This was normal to them.

The following evening about 15 teenagers stole a car and were driving it into a phone box just over the road from my flat (must have been about 7 in the car, the rest trying to balance on the top) Each time they hit it kids would fly off the car and land on the road - only to get up and repeat the process. Eventually the police arrived and they ran away - but came back 20 mins later to set fire to it, which in turn set fire to the tree it was under.

Can you imagine what these little shits will be like in 10 years time? or what their chldren will be like?

 

[TheAmazingRando]

Chavs wear their pantlegs in their shoes!? That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. I suppose it is just the same as "gangsta's" wearing their pants down to their ****ing kneecaps and flaunting their boxers.

 

[h00dlum]

We have simillar people here in sweden too...when i was in Cyprus i met a real life chav. He was trying to sell me weed...i just told him to **** off..

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Wow England youth sounds troubled. But I don't know hardly enough about it as far as that goes as to adopt a view of it from that

How are chavs spread out in the country? Is it like worse in certain areas, and in cities, or how is it?

 

[destrukt]

Luckily, around here in Brisbane [The city and some of the bigger/popular suburbs] there doesn't seem too be many problems.

In the City, it's just scum, try-hard skaters, but out in some of the poor/lower suburbs there are the 'bogans.'

 

[westie]

I would beat up a 14 year old.. but I am only 17.. I would probley get locked up for a while though since I have been taking Krav Maga for quite some time.

You do Krav Maga, You legend, I would love to do it so much.

 

[TIIMMYY]

I know how annoying they can be.

For example, my teacher (he's about 25 and plays rugby,and is a pretty cool guy!) and his friend who is about 6ft 4, plays rugby too, and is Samolean were enjoying a few quiet drinks in a pub. They decided they had had enough, and walked home to house.

On the way, all they got was a load of racial abuse from chavs. They all knew my teacher but thought he and his friend wouldn't do anything, in fear of being sued or something .

Well, my teacher said to his Samolean friend:

"Hey, i'm not a teacher anymore. I've finished for the day. If you wanna go and knock the shit out them, be my guest."

You can guess what happens next

So beware chavs, don't mess with huge, rugby playing Samoleans.

 

[Axyon]

Wow England youth sounds troubled. But I don't know hardly enough about it as far as that goes as to adopt a view of it from that

How are chavs spread out in the country? Is it like worse in certain areas, and in cities, or how is it?

They're a city phenomena, spread out somewhat evenly... but there are a few places that have worse infestation - as mentioned, Manchester is getting to be a serious problem.

 

[Varsity]

I didn't realise Chaversham was quite that bad.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftsbury!

 

[Dasparov]

Then they would start their own country and call it New Australia. :thumbs:

dno where i've seen that one before

 

[pomegranate]

Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftsbury!

Nobody knows what it's like
To be a dustbin
In Shaftsbury....

 

[Kristafon]

... one of my close mate's girlfriend's 19th birthday. We all went out for a nice meal in a good resturant where (I and a couple of others) know the manager. We've had a lovely meal, and a couple of bottles of good beer, and we're sitting in this nice resturant, chatting over some excellent coffee-cake, QUOTE]

Lol talk about the stereotypical british dinner, all you needed was some cups of tea to make it complete.

Bah, chavs. I cant belive he was so angry he just smashed the window like that, it was pointless. Townies are making all young people look bad, why do they have to be soooooooooo stupid :angry: . The problem is that the media dont refer to townies as townies "you are watching BBC news, last night a group of right chavs proper twated a bus shelter", its "last night a group of YOUTHS vandalised a bus shelter"

Damn you got me started... heeeeereeee we go

Dance music! Garage! Really bad dance music, really REALLY bad dance music. Of all the electronica they could listen to it has to be the crapest repetetive commercial shite out there! For example, I was on a coach trip a week ago, half of them where townies. Of course they brought a stereo with them so EVRYONE ELSE would have to listen to the crap they where. We tried to get them to put Red Hot Chilli Peppers on, only for it to be dismissed as "shity rock". They then proceeded to put on a remix of "Sweet Child Of Mine", hypocrtical or what.?

Do you mind If i hyjack this thread for all the chav storied I got last week? Thankyou.

Well we were going sking in austria on this trip (how the hell THEY affored it is beyond me). Anyway its was mid into the week and I was in a room with six other people, all of them chavless thankfully. One of them was a totall weirdo though, he would find ways to get us into trouble. For example one day he put down a ten euro note on the table in our room and said anyone could take it, we then found out hed gone and complained that someone had stolen ten euros form him, bastard.
Anyway.
We not quite sure how but we upset him and he stormed out of the room. He went whining to evryone and all the townies who had nothing better to do lept to his defence. So I was sitting there on my bed listening to The Scissor Sisters when ABOUT TWENTY CHAVS STORM INTO OUR ROOM. At the head of them was this totall chavified BITCH girl ([email protected] ). Anyway evrything got out of control as what had happend got distorted time and time again. One of the chavs lost control of him emotions, kicked my mate and ran out, then anouther one lost control of himself and tried to beat the crap out of us, luckily the rest of them pulled him back. None of them new what really happend, what they where getting pissed off about was what they had made upthemselves from the little they did know.
Luckily we got rescued by one of the supervisors

 

[Fat Tony!]

If your considering beating up 14 year olds your as bad as them

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

If your considering beating up 14 year olds your as bad as them

Every time I see a chav I remind myself that they have far bigger problems in life than I do... and they dont need me to make things worse.

It keeps me mildly calm for the most part.

 

[<RJMC>]

so "chavs" are 14 years old kids which act like gangstas and are in the streets looking for fights and when someone bigger that they get close to they they run away?

 

[Doppelgofer]

chavs munch the boob

there used to be a lot near to the last 2 places i lived...burnley wood and bacup. theyre more mouth than anything but when they fight, they fight dirty. i go college in a town called blackburn and theres a chav pub just across from my building and i've seen at least 5 fights break out from that pub in the last year or so...theyre just scruffy, smelly, drugged up assholes and they rimjob their mothers.

i unfortunatley have friends who are townies but theyre alright...some are ok as i've known a lot in my time as i used to go to a school in chav centre of the universe.

the invasion is spreading though so watch out america, a trend may catch on if your youth is as troubled as ours

 

[baron insig]

" yes officer the kid ran into my fist when i bent down to tie my shoe lace"

 

[Vigilante]

That sucks badger. Like EdCrab, I'm basically an intravert 'nerd upon inspectioin', you'd never know that I am unless you really get to know me. But I'm also a 6'2", 200 lb nerd that people wont mess with. It's nice being tall =)

 

[Doppelgofer]

i've never been beaten up or intimidated and i'm only 5 foot 6...maybe its because i eat testicles and have a crazy aura about my ass

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Heh, they love bothering me. I fairly short have ginger hair and for those reasons seem like a perfect target for them.

It can get kind of annoying but for the most part I can just laugh at them.



And yeh, I'm a closet nerd too, as badge once said I believe.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Sounds like you've got quite a nasty situation over there in England.. We have "chav" types but they're not overly violent, they don't go further than talking most of the time.

 

[ComradeBadger]

I'd like to point my friends and I aren't exactly pushovers, we just don't throw the first punch (3 - 4 play rugby, and most of the lads go down the gym, 3 trained in martial arts etc) it's just we know EXACTLY what would happen if we started. We'd get the family on us, one by one.

 

[The Monkey]

I'd like to point my friends and I aren't exactly pushovers, we just don't throw the first punch (3 - 4 play rugby, and most of the lads go down the gym, 3 trained in martial arts etc) it's just we know EXACTLY what would happen if we started. We'd get the family on us, one by one.

Then but masks on and beat them up some night when they least expect it. They deserve no less.

 

[RTFMy]

now I know a little more about "chavs" and I must say if you they are bad, you should see some parts of the United States.
Huge problems with black and latino gangs, they make "chavs" look like ok people.

 

[Homer]

Listen to most gang members in the US and you get the impression that they are at the very least mildly retarded. I guess its the same in the rest of the world.

Hell, I live in Tucson AZ(highest larceny rate in the nation) and there are a lot of places in town(including the apartment complex next to mine) where I would not go without a gun. And its not even a issue of me being violent, its a issue of if someone steals my car my insurance doesn't cover it and I have to ride the bus 4 miles to school.

 

[Warbie]

now I know a little more about "chavs" and I must say if you they are bad, you should see some parts of the United States.
Huge problems with black and latino gangs, they make "chavs" look like ok people.

That's not the point. Chavs aren't gangs.

These are whole families - 1000's of them ........ grandparents, parents, kids. Chavs aren't even aware that people call them chavs - they don't know that they are universally despised. As far as they're concerend they are the 'normal' British public.

Imagine a city full of trailer park rednecks - then you get the idea.

 

[Homer]

Oh my god, its detroit!

 

[el Chi]

But yeah, not even I could hit a 14 year old... and i'm an evil lil bastard.

Sod that for a game of soldiers. Some little pubescent sod starts on you, show him what for and give the little c*nt something to think about.
Sadly, he may be thinking about revenge and get his knife-wielding bigger brother plus friends. Cowards.

As for class warfare? Well, I'm not gonna go through my usual, patented ChavRant.
But I will say this: The media spent a sizable amount of 2004 reinforcing class differences wherever they could.
Scallies are annoying. REALLY annoying. People who should know better are even more annoying than that.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I got a textbook case of this.

Some ****ing moron just leaning on a wall as i walk to college one day with his two moron buddies starring into space...doing nothing (waste of flesh) oh with their two dogs and fake jewellery and tracksuits (couldnt be chavs anymore). I walk past them (i saw them up the street and put my mp3 player away cos they they are scumy theives as well if they have the chance) I walk past some 14 yr old kid, smacks me in the side of the face with some pussy punch. I mean wtf? At 14 i wouldnt mess with a college kid? who are they little shits?

I chase him out into the road, hes shitting himself. 'Dont come near me man, ill set me dog on ya' WTF? why hit me if you are gonna run like a pussy? So i run after him cos i wanna break his neck and legs in 5 different places and he legs it, and runs into some estate with about 50 pricks lazing around mid-day when they should get a job/ go to school. I hate these people, why cant we do anything to get rid of them? Honestly the hate is so much i want them dead.

Badger your case as well, will stick with you. These people are pathetic. All my interests are the complete opposite to theirs. Music'wise (nice choice with RHCP's before whoever that was) fashion, and attitude towards life in general. If only we could round them all up and napalm them.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

If only we could round them all up and napalm them.

Oh there has been many a time when I have said openly outloud:

"If only I had a hand grenade right now..."

 

[baron insig]

Oh there has been many a time when I have said openly outloud:

"If only I had a hand grenade right now..."

quoted for effect :naughty:

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

quoted for effect :naughty:

Heheh, I'm honored.

 

[kirovman]

The charvs come from some dodgy places. When you're going through there at night, just think of Ravenholm.
Poison Zombies throwing headcrabs = Big charver throwing bricks.

There's lots of burntout cars in Ravenholm right?

I think I'd quite like to live in Ravenholm compared to some charver areas. I get along better with deadly zombies than them.

What we need is a Father Gregori in every Charver hotspot.

Oh, sorry for the HL2 analogy.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Heheh, I just remembered a story that might lighten the mood in the thread a little

Apparently a little chav near where I live put through a car window. So they called the police. The police arrived and tried to arrest him... he resisted arrest.. soooo

One of the coppers put out 3 of his front teath. :thumbs:


Told you I was evil!

 

[RTFMy]

he resisted arrest.. soooo

One of the coppers put out 3 of his front teath.

If that would've happened here in the U.S. you could expect a lawsuit.
People can be so stupid sometimes..

 

[oldagerocker]

baaaah Chavs.

They are all sort of spread out, but some areas are worse than others, typically the medway towns.

I've always found it odd that chavs hate wearing uniform in school and do anything to get out of that, but you see them out in the street and they all wear the same clothes... a uniform of Nickleson shirts, fake burberry caps and Nike trainers.

The guy from australia made a good point, if the police understood what was going on and if they didnt arrest you for defending yourself then the problem would get better, but whenever a chav gets his arse kicked... you've got yourself a criminal record there already.. ofcourse the poor, mentally unstable, chav kid didnt mean to start the fight, because he's so deprived.

When i was 16, i once got punched in the face by a 9 year old chav kid when i was walking home from school... i mean wtf? i just ignored it and carried on walking but i wanted to show the shit how a real punch in the face feels... but ofcourse he'd get his inbred cousins to come after me if i did.

Where i live they all sit around, i dare not go to the shops because they all hang about in the road doing **** all and waiting for some poor sod to turn up and get mugged.

It's a tragedy... this whole country (or just the working class) right now are really ****ed up... they all need good proper fathers to teach them what was right and wrong as a child, but the ones they do have arent around or are lazy ass hooligan bums who dont deserve to have kids.

 

[ComradeBadger]

They aren't working class. They're benifits-claiming underclass, and rich kids who want to rebel.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

and rich kids who want to rebel.

The worst in my opinion. I am going to slap the next one that comes up to me and ask him why he is acting deprived when he is going to one of the best schools in the country. :frown: