Shia LaBeouf on Transformers 3: this time it's not going to suck

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"When I saw the second movie, I wasn't impressed with what we did," LaBeouf said...

"There's going to be a lot of death, human death. This time, they're targeting humans," LaBeouf said. "It's going to be the craziest action movie ever made, or we failed."
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my money's on the latter

also

"There's going to be a lot of death, human death.
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I'm hoping they mean an autogobot will accidentily sit of LaBeouf's character

http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/93707579.html
 
Soo grimdark and edgy I bet it'll be.
 
CptStern said:
*Shia LaBeouf quotes*
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He be a lying BASTARD! AARRHHGGG!

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Since I'll see it for free in the theater I'll make sure my friend drives....that way I didn't put any money into Michael Bays hands. but yeah i'm only seeing this because it has Transformers in it and they haven't entirely killed my childhood dreams

(hopes its not like the 3rd Matrix)
 
Warped said:
Since I'll see it for free in the theater I'll make sure my friend drives....that way I didn't put any money into Michael Bays hands.
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I don't believe Michael Bay is an oil magnate.
 
This time, they're targeting humans
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What? WHAT? WHO THE HELL WANTS TO WATCH HUMANS IN A TRANSFORMERS MOVIE? Protip: It's about the giant toy robots shooting eachother with lasers. I want to see toys doing horrible things to each other. **** the humans. I want SOUNDWAVE.

Mike went so big that it became too big, and I think you lost the anchor of the movie
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Too big? You didn't go too big you stayed too small. Too much Sam screentime and too much of the retarded black-stereotype robots. Not nearly enough Devastor or Soundwave. Especially not enough Soudnwave. They only way to save the series is to have Soundwave fighting Ulta Magnus in order to take control of the Sun Harvester to kill Unicron with.
 
LeBeouf said:
"When I saw the second movie, I wasn't impressed with what we did. There were some really wild stunts in it, but the heart was gone."
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Yeah, cause the first movie had so much ****ing heart. Give me a goddamn break.
 
They're kinda forgetting that Transformers is about ROBOTS ****ING EACH OTHER AND/OR SHIT UP. No one who really cares about the series gives a shit about Sam and his toe-thumbed whore. You'd think Michael Bay of all people would concentrate on the explodey-bits.
 
Confirmation that it will be better than Transformers 2: Alan Tudyk will appear.
 
Michael Bay is the Rob Liefield of the movie world.
 
Yorick said:
Yeah, cause the first movie had so much ****ing heart. Give me a goddamn break.
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The original is pretty decent brainless Summer blockbuster. Far better as a whole than the 2nd.
 
Brainless, heartless, humourless.

Yeah, pretty decent.
 
Sheepo said:
The original is pretty decent brainless Summer blockbuster. Far better as a whole than the 2nd.
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While I don't want to get into a discussion on how "decent" and "brainless" do not fit together in the same sentence, that's really not the point. The first movie didn't have heart. It's a movie about fapping to Megan Fox and watching giant robots run around like goddamn retards.
 
i don't care if they kill every living thing on earth in that movie, its still gonna suck. the second one made no sense what so ever.
 
Bad^Hat said:
Brainless, heartless, humourless.

Yeah, pretty decent.
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Yorick said:
While I don't want to get into a discussion on how "decent" and "brainless" do not fit together in the same It's a movie about fapping to Megan Fox and watching giant robots run around like goddamn retards.
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Notice I don't actually say Transformers is a pretty decent movie.

Sheepo said:
The original is pretty decent brainless Summer blockbuster. Far better as a whole than the 2nd.
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pretty decent
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brainless Summer blockbuster
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A pretty decent brainless Summer blockbuster is pretty far from being on the same level as a decent movie (3 to 4 points off, by my count).

Yorick said:
The first movie didn't have heart. It's a movie about fapping to Megan Fox and watching giant robots run around like goddamn retards.
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I'll ignore the oversimplification. No, it didn't have a whole lot of heart, but I wouldn't say it's heartless. It was silly and hokey and simple, but it didn't try to be anything else. I think it had some heart.
 
Was going to post that a while back, didnt think anyone would care.

Still, the film can only get better now that she's not in it.

Wait..no it cant.
 
I'm sure some people are BAWW'ing that Fox won't be in it (the ones of the teenage fanbase variety). I personally don't give a shit whether she is in it or not, I want me some mother ****ing Cybertron exploration.
 
Transformers 2 was the first movie I ever actually walked out of. I figured "OH ITLL BE SO BAD ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA MAKE FUN OF IT" but we all just kind of sat there silently for 45 minutes and left the theater in shock.
 
Good choice. It had hit rock bottom by 45 minutes but then it started digging.
 
Why the hell would I watch Transformers without a Megan Fox?

Shia Lebeouf is a great actor, but he needs to work with Megan Fox to make Transformers the movie it is, some suckage and boobage.
 
flamingdts said:
Why the hell would I watch Transformers without a Megan Fox?

Shia Lebeouf is a great actor, but he needs to work with Megan Fox to make Transformers the movie it is
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Know that you have angered me this day, child. Your words will not be soon forgotten.

Transformers needs no fleshlings. Unfortunately after RotF I can't even say the movies are salvageable anymore, even with miss toe-thumbs gone. Megan Fox wasn't really the problem in the last one. In fact the major problems didn't really rest with the actors, it was damn near everything else.
 
Shia Lebeouf is a decent actor. Everyone hates him because he takes shitty roles and suffers from major overexposure.
 
Plus he's Steven Spielberg bum boy for top Jewish actor in Hollywood.
 
RotF was awesome if you ignore that spanish kid or whatever, the icecream truck autobots, Sams parents, robot balls, Sam going to college, not enough soundwave, bad pacing, bad acting, terrible plots, (the pyramids? Really?) hated the remote control decepticon and probably some other stuff.

But then they also had a pretty bad ass forest fight, even if they severely gimped Megatron from the first movie, and then they had the GIVE ME YOUR FACE!!!
 
RotF was good if you copped out about an hour. If they released a DVD with Special Reduced Edition with all the shit cut out I might consider buying it. Soundwave not dropping out of orbit, crushing Sam underneath him and cannoning Laserbeak out of his chest into Sideswipe's (or any Autobot's) face was probably the biggest mistake of the film.
 
RotF is "good" if you watch the first ten minutes, skip to the forest fight, skip to the end. Not the end battle, but the end speech. All in all you're looking at 30 minutes, tops.

It's still pretty mediocre and not really worth your time, but at least this way it's not horrendous.
 
Most of the Bay fans will say that the reason why ROTF wasn't as decent as the first film is supposively because of the writers strike. It's the dumbest excuse ever.

The film is chock full of signature Michael Bay product placement, and elements that make it feel like an awful version of the American Pie (in terms of "comedy"). It's not like either that Optimus Prime is getting significant screen time (for god sakes he IS the cover of ROTF), nor the Fallen who was the name of the film. derp de derp
 
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