Short Recoil

[Pressure]

This thread is dedicated to my friend and yours, Short Recoil. Here I will be posting a collect of stuff for all to enjoy!

Short Recoil Comic:

Good Munro: You must use your godly powers to help people, by overtaking landrovers and feeding hungry children with your high-nourishment sweat.

Evil Munro shouting while Good Munro speaks: PENIS (repeat)

Short Recoil in thought: Alas! The battle between the primal forces of the universe troubles my superhuman mind. My unerring sense of what is good and what is evil is puzzled and tempted by the dark promises of hot sweaty mansechs...

Unidentified man (presumably part of SR's fearsome gang): Sir! I see another landrover!

Short Recoil: Ah! Run my lovely burly masculine comrades! We shall overtake this fiend in completely platonic union!

Short Recoil Song:

You're a mean one, Short Recoil.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Short Recoil.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Short Recoil.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Short Recoil.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Short Recoil.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Short Recoil.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Short Recoil.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Short Recoil.

The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:
STINK, STANK, STUNK

You're a rotter, Short Recoil
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots,
Short Recoil.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Short Recoil.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss.
Short Recoil.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

 

[outpost]

Extreme!!!

 

[Angry Lawyer]

EXTREEEEMMEEEE!

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Tr0n]

Way too extreme.

 

[Pressure]

Short Recoil Comic #2

Munro: Short Recoil, everything that the light touches is your kingdom.
Short Recoil: What about the shadowy part?
Munro: That is Hetairia... You must never go there.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Pressure FTW.

 

[kirovman]

roflcopter!

 

[Hazar]

Too EXTREME for all you people

 

[theGreenBunny]

Expression of amusement.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1236/shortrecoil8fp.jpg

I made this.

 

[Ennui]

oh noes ennui just died of funny

 

[Pressure]

Yeah, I didn't make these. I'm just sharing them.

Short Recoil Animated Gif

Short Recoil is.... VIKTOR KRUM

 

[Ennui]

note that that is indeed an authentic short recoil pic.

 

[Asknoone]

Just extreme

 

[Axyon]

Uh-... huh. Not that I'm doubting his most awesome powers, but perhaps we should instead celebrate our love for him by never mentioning his name or anything about him ever again?

 

[jimbo118]

too extreme for mere noobs like us....

 

[Sulkdodds]

Holy jesus.

 

[Pressure]

Yes, these are all real pictures of Munro and Short Recoil. Short Recoil views the forum everyday so I figured we might get him to post again.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Uh-... huh. Not that I'm doubting his most awesome powers, but perhaps we should instead celebrate our love for him by never mentioning his name or anything about him ever again?

You lose a large part of the folklore of HL2.net by doing that, though. Its like part of the myths, alongside the whole PrincessJen thing, and Biozeminades. They enrich our lives, and the forums would be a whole lot more shallow without the memory.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Dalamari]

I....love lamp.

 

[Ennui]

I bet he'll post in this thread. I can't wait. I tremble with excited anticipation at the orgiastically egotistical remarks he'll undoubtedly produce.

 

[kirovman]

/me waits eagerly

 

[CrazyHarij]

Oh, the hilariousness is overwhelming.

But short recoil has a.. short recoil. Doesn't he?

 

[baron insig]

my skin burns from the extreme!!!!!!!!!!!1

Praise Short Recoil<¬

 

[SimonomiS]

Sheer awesome.

 

[Sulkdodds]

aweSHENS!

 

[Kangy]

I pledge my allegiance to Short Recoil.

 

[Murray_H]

I feel like I'm reading a

Spoiler

Hetairia

thread.

:frog:

 

[Sulkdodds]

Do you think Short Recoil has his own nationstates nation? We should pledge allegiance to that.

 

[kirovman]

You must use your godly powers to help people, by overtaking landrovers and feeding hungry children with your high-nourishment sweat.

When i get pissed off i go for a run, run with all the effort i can and overtake a land rover.....then i feel better orthrow some knives/ punch my hand through some 1/4" wood boards.

That's where the reference came from....

Do you think Short Recoil has his own nationstates nation? We should pledge allegiance to that.

YES!

 

[Dalamari]

i'm gonna bump this thread because it might be the best thread made since Princess Jen.

 

[kirovman]

Princess Jen?

 

[Ennui]

Princess Jen was a pretty oarshens thing.

 

[ailevation]

Who the hell is Short Recoil?

 

[kirovman]

Truely a god amongst men.

Also, the search feature is your friend.

 

[Dalamari]

Truely a god amongst men.

Also, the search feature is your friend.

I can't find it through search, plz link meh

 

[kirovman]

Short Recoil

 

[ailevation]

Okay, now that we know who he is, what's the big fuss about this boy?

 

[kirovman]

Click "Find all posts" and start reading, boy!

 

[Ennui]

He possessed one of the largest egos on the internet.

It's even bigger than Timecube's ego.

www.timecube.com btw.

 

[15357]

If everyone was like him........