So, whatcha doing this saturday?

[CptStern]

ROASTING IN HELL?

for those of you who dont realise your world is about to end:

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

 

[DEATHMASTER]

May 22: "Oh, we just made a small miscalculation, but next Thursday for sure! BE PREPARRRRRED!"

 

[StarBob]

It looks like the planet just received a flaming red mullet.

 

[Mr. Djees]

I'm waiting for the Jehova's witnesses to come with an exact date, I mean, this time they have to be right... right?

 

[Remus]

The next doomsday date will probably be a round number like 2020 or something.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

The entire purpose behind this type of bullshit is to get ****ers to remember that religion still exists.

 

[Shakermaker]

Fun fact: the Seventh-day Adventist Church has its origins in the Millerite movement, which was founded on the belief that the rapture would happen in 1844. Of course it never did, which led to the non-event being dubbed The Great Disappointment. The wiki makes for some fun reading.

 

[CptStern]

Be there SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY for the Great Disappointment Part Deux

 

[Remus]

Be there SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1D9t8n0qA

Too bad the so called judgement day date doesn't fall on a Friday. I would've lol'd hard.

 

[Lucid]

Be there SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY for the Great Disappointment Part Deux

Damn it, totally read that in a 90s Monster Jam voice.

 

[CyberPitz]

Well, better warn my mom who lives just south of Omaha about the heat!

ON a related note, the world better end AFTER my drive up to Lake of the Ozarks. I can't wait to go on the big rotary cruise.

 

[Gargantou]

Remus, that video's gonna give me nightmares for years to come, you bastard!

 

[Raziaar]

Weird. This saturday is actually the day my family is coming to our house to celebrate my birthday... instead of going to my uncle's. I really don't want to have it here... and it deeply angers me since I don't like people up in my personal space.

So I think I'm the anti-christ and that will be the day I unleash my fury upon the earth.

Oh shit... That date is exactly 12 days after my birthday. My birthday is on the 9th. 12 is comprised of two sixes, and if you flip 9 upside down you get a 6. 666!


Or not.

 

[Remus]

You're not the only one with doomsday on your birthday. 21 December 2012 is on my birthday LOL.

OK so that's two horsemen of the apocalypse, where's the other two?

 

[Acepilotf14]

My birthday is the same day Hitler died. I think I'm his 58-year-later reincarnation, personally.

 

[Stigmata]

I really hope I can check out a potential room rental before the apocalypse comes. Gotta have somewhere to live if you're living in Hell reincarnated.

 

[Anthraxxx]

Hopefully those bastards at Westboro commit mass suicide.

 

[Robbo]

Sooooooo, I'm assuming the apocalypse will move around the world timezone by timezone.....

Since I'll experience the 21st before most of you I'll tell you how it goes

 

[Raziaar]

Sooooooo, I'm assuming the apocalypse will move around the world timezone by timezone.....

Since I'll experience the 21st before most of you I'll tell you how it goes

Sweet man, that's very cool of you.

:thumbs:

 

[taviow]

Jesus **** I gotta finish The Witcher 2 before the apocalypse! Such short notice!

 

[Bad^Hat]

I'll be doing my part by strewing clothes around the streets and insisting that those left behind weren't worthy of Jesus' grace.

Edit: Hehehe.

 

[CptStern]

that pic is awesome. the original was pretty funny too

reddit had a thread on ways to screw with the rapture nutjobs by releasing hundreds of blow up dolls filled with helium into the sky or randomly placing clothing on the streets as if the people in them had been whisked away by jebus. If I lived near them I'd definately participate

 

[Acepilotf14]

If I kiss Satan's ass, do you think I could get a greater demon spot? I don't want to be a dreg for Armageddon.

 

[CptStern]

you'd probably have to do more than just kiss his ass :naughty:

 

[shortsite]

At the very least !

 

[Robbo]

Well so far all that has happened is I've doomed my self to a shitty hangover.. Does that count?

 

[StarBob]

Well so far all that has happened is I've doomed my self to a shitty hangover.. Does that count?

It's not really Saturday until it's Saturday in America.

 

[Higlac]

I'm going to clean out goodwill of old clothes and throw them in the streets.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

The last movie I'm ever going to see is Pirates 4. *Shrug*

 

[Stigmata]

I think I'll go on a forest walk during the apocalypse. Roll one and throw on some Odd Future. There's nothing else good to do in this city.

 

[Stylo]

So is everyone dead yet or what? It's like 5 minutes into Saturday where I am, according to my laptop.

Is this hell? If so, there's milk in hell.

 

[Remus]

It's 2:22 am over here. I personally can't wait to read all the news articles making fun of their doomsday prediction.

 

[<RJMC>]

pff the mayans made the apocaliptic stuff before it was cool

*apocalipsys hipster*

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Ha, brilliant!

 

[Acepilotf14]

So is everyone dead yet or what? It's like 5 minutes into Saturday where I am, according to my laptop.

Is this hell? If so, there's milk in hell.

It only counts on American time. Because that's the only time that matters.

 

[Raziaar]

What I have to ask is, why are we giving this more media coverage than the street corner it deserves?

That's what they did for the rest of history.

 

[B_MAN]

so when does it officially begin? is it 6pm EST? or is it PST?

 

[StardogChampion]

I'm off to bed now, so I guess I'll die asleep.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Jesus came, he said he didn't want me.

Oh well.

 

[StarBob]

I was driving home after dropping off my girlfriend at about 12:30 and there was a guy just standing in his driveway. I assume he was waiting.