Someone messed with my car...time to get them back

[Glirk Dient]

I got off work last night only to find someone poured milk and pop all over my car and it froze. They trashed out the inside of my car with mcdonalds garbage and threw my gym clothes and bag in the milk they got all over. It's very hard to get off when frozen. I need to get it washed and not to mention it got into my air system so the whole car smells like crap. It's the last thing I wanted when I got off work at 2am.

This morning I used my slueth skills to figure out who it was and pressure them into telling me who it was. By pressuring I mean I went to the person I knew who would have felt bad and made it sound a lot worse so they just told me.

Now it's time to get them back. I have spent this morning so far figuring out how to break into cars and can do it in about 10 seconds with a coat hanger.

There are 4 people involved that got my car. I know where each one lives and what car they drive. All I need now is 4 pranks. I was planning on cutting their tensions belts, putting sugar in the gas tanks, instant rice in the radiators and paint stripper all over their cars. Morals caught up to me later and I have decided to go with more or less harmless pranks. For the girl that told me who was all involved, her car completely covered in multi color post it notes. Mostly because its just gonna be funny. For another kid involved, fish under the passenger seat. The 3rd person involved gets her car filled with packing peanuts. It's the 4th person that's gonna be a problem.

This last person keeps his car in a garage. Theres a good chance he leaves the key to his house under his mat. This opens up a plethora of opportunities. Such as the harmless hand in warm water while we gang rape his mom. So far I am figuring I will look at his work schedule and figure out when he has to open in the morning. I will then sneak into his house and give him a hitler moustache and write LOL on his forhead and then un plug his alarm clock so he wakes up late for work(he already has a problem with this) and runs to work without even looking in the mirror.

I will post pictures later after we do these pranks tonight but in the mean time let's see if we can come up with better pranks or perhaps something else for the 4th person as he takes things very personally and I don't want them to retaliate and vandalize/break my car.

 

[CrazyHarij]

if i were you i'd just **** their cars up

 

[Glirk Dient]

if i were you i'd just **** their cars up

2 of them are my best friends, one is a good friend and the one im filling with packing peanuts annoys the hell out of me.

 

[jondy]

2 of them are my best friends

nice

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Sounds like you've got some good friends there.

Just remember, it's probably a felony, whatever you're planning.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Dalamari]

Shit on the car hood/seat

 

[Tyguy]

Take the washer fluid tube and reroute it to the front of their back tires and replace the fluid with grease......that will show them

 

[Deadline]

Well, what kind of car did you have? That might determine the severity of the retaliation...

 

[CyberPitz]

Good luck with it. Those jerks. I hate it when people screw with my car.

 

[Dalamari]

Nobody would bother trying to mess my car up, the plastic trim falling off and the rust around every frame kinda ruins it

 

[Core407]

You should rent a chimpanzee, get it drunk and put it inside each of their cars.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Hide AIDS infested hookers in thier cars.

After that, have a pimp come and pimp smack the shit out of the 4 people.
You know what, **** it. Send those heaps of metal straight to Hell.

 

[Core407]

Hide AIDS infested hookers in thier cars.

After that, have a pimp come and pimp smack the shit out of the 4 people.
You know what, **** it. Send those heaps of metal straight to Hell.

Then send those hookers to my house.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Enjoy your AIDS.

 

[Core407]

Enjoy your AIDS.

Jokes on you. I was going to demand blowjobs.

 

[Ennui]

your best friends are assholes if they did that to your car, get new ones

 

[kirovman]

Hook up the ignition to a bomb.

 

[The Monkey]

Theres a good chance he leaves the key to his house under his mat.

I thought they only did that in the movies. You IQ got to be well below 50 you you actually hide your keys there.

 

[Reginald]

Come into the exhaust pipe. Whether this will do more damage to you or their car is debatable. I'm not mechanic. Or a doctor for that matter.

 

[Core407]

If any of them drive big cars, hook up their car bumper to some stationary object and then wait.

 

[bvasgm]

Personally I'd just cut their brake cables, but whatever works for you...

 

[sinkoman]

Shit on the doorhandles.

Or put icy hot all over their seats and doorhandles (shit works good too).

That guy that's late all the time? Unhook the ignition coil in his car, then wrap duct tape all over his hood (like, over the hood, then under the car, then back over the hood) a few times, so that he has to cut it all to get to his engine, to "fix" his car, to get to work. And put Icy Hot all over the that lever in the car that you throw to pop the hood

Then tell the boss that he called you and told you he'd be missing work today, so when he either shows up late or doesn't show up at all, he'll either get the boot at work, or know that you "know" about what he did.

 

[lePobz]

Whatever you do, they'll know it was you ... and they'll just conspire to do even worse shit to your car, your house, or you.

Let it go, man. Tell them to grow the **** up and leave your shit alone, but other than that, just let it go.

 

[hungryduck]

just call the cops on em'.
Then you dont have to worry about commiting a felony and they get shitted on by the police.

 

[kirovman]

Or kill them, removing their ability to retaliate.

 

[Zeus]

Call the cops and report them. It may seem to be the wuss-way-out but it's also the most mature way to handle it. And besides, what if one of them ends up reporting YOU when you do something to their car? That's one thing I can't stand is if someone messes with my car. If anyone ever put a scratch on the thing I'd have their ass in court in the blink of an eye. If you do something back to their cars it is not only immature but it's likely going to make the problem worse.

 

[Tyguy]

Whatever you do, they'll know it was you ... and they'll just conspire to do even worse shit to your car, your house, or you.

Let it go, man. Tell them to grow the **** up and leave your shit alone, but other than that, just let it go.

People like you are the reason practical jokes are frowned upon.....you should be convincing him to do hilarious yet disgusting stuff to his friends cars.....come on!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Kill their families.

 

[Gunner]

Slash their tires too.

 

[Puzzlemaker]

put something smelly in the air conditioner.

 

[Ravioli]

Awesome man!!! Dont forget to film everything!!!

Btw, why did they do it to your car? Do they know you? Hate you?

 

[ailevation]

Bungle their bungholes.

What kind of car BTW?

 

[highlander]

Get diarrhea and shit all over the inside of the car

 

[smwScott]

Seriously ... what they did to your car was uncalled for. That isn't even a prank, like throwing eggs or wrapping it in cellophane, it's just ****ing vandalism. My policy for revenge is generally make it about twice as bad as what was done to you. I'd say go crazy, but stop short of anything that might permanently damage the car or cause injury to them.

The stuff involving shit is a good idea ... stuff it up in the door handles. Maybe cum in it for good measure. Urinate on/in the car. Mix some stuff up they they won't be able to easily identify, like ketchup/mustard/mayonaise/tarter sauce/whateverelseisinyourfridge and they'll be wondering what the hell all that stuff in their car is. Let the air out of the tires.

Just do whatever. I'm assuming the idea is to make them regret ****ing with you right? Having to push packing peanuts out of a car or throw away a dead fish will just egg them on. Either go all or nothing.

 

[Solaris]

Drain their brake fluids.

 

[Krynn72]

Kick a baby under their car, then use the adrenaline you get from knowing a baby is under a car to lift the car up, and flip it on its hood.

 

[<RJMC>]

just get a crowbar and play kill the headcrab whit theyr cars

 

[Parrot of doom]

Drain their brake fluids.

Takes a surprisingly long time and a lot of effort.

Personally I'd buy some fish, leave them in a warm bucket for a couple of days, nicely mashed up.

Once they stink nicely, pour them down the air intake vents below the windscreen wipers. Wipe off any excess.

That stuff will stink very nicely indeed.

I wouldn't advocate physical damage, no man should ever damage someone else's car without an extremely good reason.

 

[Krynn72]

Takes a surprisingly long time and a lot of effort.

It did it with no effort at all with my car! I almost died on my way to Walmart yesterday.

 

[co05]

Dude, they poured MILK all over your car and all on your shit. That's dirty. Milk gets ****ing gross. Don't go easy on them, even if they're your friends. Fight fire with fire. Empty tubes of superglue in their key slots, **** with the washerfluid, sugar in the gas tank is good, pour stuff into their A/C, "hide" perishibles in their car, get them good.