Strife Lately 1+2

[Nomad]

Now I'm hungry.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Spaghetti made me fart.

 

[Kula Meenur]

That is EASILY the best and most appropriate use of the word "awesome" I will hear today.

Haha he's good like that mate



Having a quiet night in atm. Still recovering my back from last night

 

[Nomad]

Yay! It's my birthday today!

 

[FireStarter]

=_= Is it reeeeeally?

Nobody celebrates a birfshday on the internet because I could change mine to today if I wanted to!

I'm Old years Old!

 

[Darkside55]

Hey, happy birthday Nomad.

 

[FireStarter]

I'm still skeptical, but happy bornday.

 

[Darkside55]

Why the hell would anyone lie on the internet about when their birthday is? What possible benefit could that grant them? Why would you even be skeptical of something like that?

 

[FireStarter]

Um.

Uh.

Look over there, something distracting!

 

[Darkside55]

Christ on a stick was a tragedy.





Also I've had a massive toothache (bottom wisdom tooth) for the past week and I don't have dental. This shit hurts. I can't even chew food on the right side of my jaw anymore.

These cheez-its taste like murder.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Cheez-Its are ****ing delicious what the cockslide Darkside?

 

[Pesmerga]

I am so ****ing hungry.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

taco bell

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

^ That.

Girls really know how to **** with you. Blah. Holy shit **** this its late and I need sleep.

 

[FireStarter]

I am not hungry at all. I am empty inside and yet so full of hatred.

Also, thank god the Tragedy thread was closed. It probably would have spun out of control into some form of portal to another reality anyway. Also, I was the last one to officially post in it. Which was cool.

 

[Darkside55]

Cheez-Its are ****ing delicious what the cockslide Darkside?

You're not paying the fuck attention, I AM TRYING TO ENJOY DELICIOUS CHEEZ-ITS BUT THE ENTIRE RIGHT SIDE OF MY MOUTH FEELS LIKE THERE ARE TINY GNOMES IN MY MOUTH GOING AT MY TEETH WITH PICK AXES.

This is a tragedy.

 

[FireStarter]

Feh. You don't need nor do you deserve Cheez-Its.

Nobody is good enough to deserve the deliciousness of the Cheez-It.

 

[Darkside55]

You shut up or you're going to get the white cheddar cheez-its. And nobody wants those.

 

[FireStarter]

I like those.

They are good because nobody likes them but me so I can have all of them.

SHAZAM.

 

[Pesmerga]

**** it, I'm going to Walgreens.

**** you all.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You're not paying the fuck attention, I AM TRYING TO ENJOY DELICIOUS CHEEZ-ITS BUT THE ENTIRE RIGHT SIDE OF MY MOUTH FEELS LIKE THERE ARE TINY GNOMES IN MY MOUTH GOING AT MY TEETH WITH PICK AXES.

This is a tragedy.

THE DELICIOUSNESS SHOULD CONQUER THE PAIN. YOU ARE ****ING UP.

Nogger.

Edit: Pesh don't be gay. Get me some Trolli brand gummy worms and some Jack Links or Oberto brand beef jerky too.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I like them. Not as much as regular though.

 

[FireStarter]

Nogger.

And now we need the South Park pic with Randy where the real answer is "Naggers", and Randy says...

Um...

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

**** that.







I'm hungry now you assholes.

 

[Darkside55]

THE DELICIOUSNESS SHOULD CONQUER THE PAIN. YOU ARE ****ING UP.

You don't understand. The gnomes have started singing a terrible song while they work. I can't concentrate.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You don't understand. The gnomes have started singing a terrible song while they work. I can't concentrate.

Deduct their pay for every octave they reach.

 

[FireStarter]

That's a terrible idea. Have you heard gnomes' voices? They don't change pitch very much.

You should dock their pay for every syllable they sing.

 

[Darkside55]

I'm not even paying them. I'm going to set fire to their houses and devour their families. It's Gargamel time on these gnomes.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Make sure you bring a bag of salt with you.

 

[FireStarter]

Make sure to set the microwave on high and the blender to mix.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Stop posting.