Once, I said something in a wrong conversation and it looked like: "Did you see his erection?"
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A girl was talking to me and I really liked this girl. Then she said that she loved me. A bit later, I said that I loved a girl too but didn't want to say who she was. She answered that she would like to kill this girl. Then, with my romantic skills, I said something like: "You know, suicide is bad". I was so proud of this. But at that time I was 12 years old.
