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[Headcrab Pie]

Join The Combine

Joining the combine "can" be a great and rewarding carrer!

Whitch would you perfer?

A. A mile high tower. B. A small underground base with no heating, horrible food, and sh**y toilets.(no pun.)

A. Bio-mecanical gunships. B. A small jeep, that has low gas mileage,is loud, and no radios.

A. A cute pet kitten. (We supply!) B. A brainsucking, ugly, oh-my-god-what-the-f**k-is-that-save-me-mommy...headthingy.


If you anserwed B to any of these qouestions, a civil protection unit we be arriving shortly to kill, I mean consult you.
Thank you.

 

[the_rebel_medic]

*Injects thread with sodium pentathol*

Dude, seriously...just let it die.

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Rest in peace

*covers title with sheet*

 

[99.vikram]

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Thread: I am the One.

In other news, today a band of rebels were caught smuggling various objects, including some pictures of ripples on water and flashlights, to an undisclosed location known as The Zone.

 

[15357]

Very well, Mr. Anderson.

 

[Jintor]

I fully endorse this product and/or event.

 

[ríomhaire]

I don't *ion cannons TDC building*

 

[highlander]

It isn't dead?! Dear god! *launches endless hordes of danimal at TDC building*

 

[the_rebel_medic]

Shut up Cor...highlander