The Flat Earth Society

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no really they do exist:

Wiki said:
The Flat Earth Society is an organization first based in England and later in Lancaster, California that advocates the belief that the Earth is not a sphere but is flat
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Earth_Society

wtf? I guess it's no more ludicrous than god creating the earth in 6 days ..but damn I thought this type of idiocy died out a long time ago


their forums are hilarious:

Flat-earther said:
...The flat earth doctrine is mocked and riddiculed. I myself am what I would consider to be a "closet flat-earther." I feel that my friends would lose a great deal of respect for me if I were to try to explain to them what it is that I believe. How did you "come out of the closet" so to speak? Any inspiring words would be greatly appreciated.
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:LOL:

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3523
 
We trust verifiable evidence. NASA photos, media opinions, etc., are not verifiable (they derive from the conspiracy).
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Huh...
 
Ok, is that a joke or are tehy just stupid?
 
Wow, they even use sources like this to refute gravity.

Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University
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Originated in England...

If that's the case, they're obviously taking the piss.

Otherwise, I might have believed that they're a real society, if it was founded by Armish.
 
Rofl, D:

Does the moon and the other observable planets being spherical not spark any contradictory ideas for them :p
 
clarky003 said:
Rofl, D:

Does the moon and the other observable planets being spherical not spark any contradictory ideas for them :p
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No, because it's all part of a mass conspiracy and it can't be considered as evidences. Like a forum guy said...

As for the question you asked -- why is my evidence superior to yours -- I've explained that it's superior because it's mine.
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No, I think they're serious. I discovered this a while ago- freaking stupid :|
 
If gravity is pulling everything down, why do the sparks fly upwards with great surety? This clearly indicates that a conscious intelligence governs all falling."
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You have got to be kidding me.
 
If they really believe this, and claim the bible is the proof, then this is the endgame. Of planet Earth.
 
I joined a few months ago. We're a good, clean group of people ready to spread the truth about the flat Earth. The Illuminati just want you to think its round because...they can!
 
Yes, but that was hundreds of years ago, not in this higly advanced world filled with sattelites and space probes.
 
Well unless the Flat Earth Society decides to use WMDs to get their point across, I think the world will be fine. The logical, sane people will keep on being logical and sane ;).
 
That's ludicrous, they didn't even mention the four tortoises and the sea of lemonade.
 
Well unless the Flat Earth Society decides to use WMDs to get their point across, I think the world will be fine. The logical, sane people will keep on being logical and sane
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I joined a few months ago. We're a good, clean group of people ready to spread the truth about the flat Earth. The Illuminati just want you to think its round because...they can!
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DOES NOT COMPUTE :p
 
What do you Flat Earth Society think about World Jump Day? Cuz if the world is "Flat" Then what purpose is there to jump?
 
ummm to flatten it some more? ...I thought that was obvious ;)
 
Well yeah but us "smart" people who think it is round are trying to cause it to have a new orbit cycle...but if it is flat...all we are gonna do is flatten it more? I am so confused. :( ?
 
reading the posts on the forum, I have come to the conclusion that none of them can form a logical argument at all. One of them will say something ludicrous and then everyone will agree and make it seem like a good point.

Roundearther:"So what you're saying, is that the voyages of magellan never happened?"

Flatearther1:"time travel"

Roundearther:"huh?"

Flatearther2:"I'm going to have to agree with flatearther 1"

Flatearther3:"Yeah, good job mate."
 
whats the explanation of seeing the earth curve when your in a plane? Some people deserve to be slapped in the nuts every time they say something stupid.
 
Idonno >_< said:
Well yeah but us "smart" people who think it is round are trying to cause it to have a new orbit cycle...but if it is flat...all we are gonna do is flatten it more? I am so confused. :( ?
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it's bumpy in some places :p
 
LOL...so we should jump on the bumpy parts. We all have to do our part to make the world flat.
 
This is taken from their FAQ, which is extremely amusing, but pretty much confirms it is a joke:

Q: "What's underneath the Earth?"

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

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Oh, come now. If the earth was a sphere, how could we stand on it without falling off?
 
I've honestly been a member for more than a year. Not even kidding.

You take things too seriously. Beaver head.
 
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