The Goddamn Rock Solid Ghetto Shiznit Name Generator

[oberGeist]

yo bros!

We see your skinny geek ass. Yeah, it's pathetic. But not to worry, we also see what you really want to be inside; you want to be the shiznit. The goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit, yo.

But let us tell you this: you'll never get anywhere without a suitably awe-inspiring name - and that's where we come in. See, through our years of research, we've developed a way to take your (currently humdrum, boring, middle class nerd) name and turn it into something special. We'll make you be somebody, yo.

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/ghetto/index.php

well I'm not sure if it was a good idea...

You one of us now, baby! Ready to walk the ghetto streets with yo' homies. All you gotta do is assume the following name:


Ass Machine Cwac Cwac

ok bro's, so whats your true, goddamn rocksolid ghetto shiznit name??


edit: the link....

 

[Razor]

Ass Machine Cwac Cwac?

Sounds like a gay beastiality porno duck.

 

[oberGeist]

Ass Machine Cwac Cwac?

Sounds like a gay beastiality porno duck.

I forgot to add link to the generator.
so it's not like this name was my idea of being rocksolid

 

[Razor]

Stim-U-L8 Teapot

That is my ghetto name?

:hmph: :|

 

[Blakeb155]

I am Wankmaster Kawfi. Right.....

 

[oldagerocker]

Ass machine Lobo's.

That website sucks :|

 

[Venmoch]

Bookmaster Juice!

(Catchy!)

 

[Danimal]

Wankmaster G

:|

 

[Razor]

I think someone has acked the site and linked it to a gay pornstar name generator instead .

 

[15357]

one love.............


blearghghrebleh

 

[h00dlum]

Vivacious Weed

 

[VirusType2]

From now on I shall be known as:
Bookmaster Ice

 

[kmack]

Peeping Joe Get Down

sounds like somethin i say to my buddy joe when there is a car in sight

 

[Tr0n]

Stim-U-L8 Wack

Wtf?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Munchi Lobos

Wtf? That's my real name...

But if I put 'Sulk Dodds'...

Stim-U-L8 Lobos

Indeed.

Not as good as the ghetto translator. That thing was leet...er, whack.

 

[joule]

Wankmaster Wack

 

[WySiWyG]

Ass Machine G

Changing my name by deed pole as I type.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Ass Machine Teapot, Yo !

 

[Griz]

Yo homies, ma G-name is.....

Fallopian Shizzlemah :farmer:

YEEEAAAH BOOOYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE.....ahem

 

[TinyKilbasa]

umm: Ass Machine Shizzlemah....

That was stupid....

 

[Teta_Bonita]

Bookmaster B is IN. DA. HOWSEEEEEEAH!!

:|

 

[Jangle]

Bookmaster Juice

oooooooooh baby

 

[Razor]

Stim-U-L8 Wack

Wtf?

At least you aren't a teapot.

 

[mr.shepard]

Doctor Ice-W00t

 

[JunkieXL]

Fallopian Shizzlemah

Kind of catchy

 

[Steve]

Call me Wankmaster Teapot, yo.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

Hahah, Mechagodzilla turns into Munchi G!

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

Fallopian Juice :|

 

[PvtRyan]

Fallopian Kool

This shizzle is fizzle mah hizzle, fo shizzle.

 

[Vegeta897]

Peeping Joe Kool

I guess I will have to ask a gangster what that means.

 

[Razor]

Call me Wankmaster Teapot, yo.

So if you went into the "hood" and some "gangsters" came up to you and asked for your name, you'd repeat that to them?

 

[Crushenator 500]

When using my real name, I get 'Tempestuous Kawfi', which is pretty shit to say the least, but when I used 'Crushenator 500', it came up with 'Doctor Wack'

 

[Letters]

Toilet Duq Teapot...

 

[Razor]

When using my real name, I get 'Tempestuous Kawfi', which is pretty shit to say the least, but when I used 'Crushenator 500', it came up with 'Doctor Wack'

I used Razor and got "Kazoom Wack"

 

[The Mullinator]

Hobag Juice. :O

 

[Fat Tony!]

Bookmaster Wack, hmm not great. Perhaps ill steal one of yours!

 

[The Monkey]

EDIT: meh

 

[Quixoticism]

Ass Machine Wack
:|
Not as good as Wankmaster G

 

[Vegeta897]

I shall now dissect this program, and reverse the code so it gives me all of your real names! HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Shakermaker]

Fellatio Jones.



I really don't what to think of it. It has a 70's sound to it. I'm thinking long sideburns .....