The Meaning of Life

Okay, some people are getting a little too pissed off over a crazy man's lyrics. :|
 
CptStern said:
well not that I believe in children's stories but I havent done anything to merit eternity in hell ..in fact I'm willing to bet I've done far more than you have to guarentee I wont be going to hell (not that I believe in childish stories that have about as much basis in fact as the tooth fairy or santa claus) ...how many years did you spend caring for the mentally handicapped? how many years have you spent on the Autism board of Canada, how many nights have you volunteered at the NICU (neo-natal intesive care unit) of the local hospital? ....how many acts of charity have you committed? I dont know where you get your info, simply believing doesnt give you a free ride to heaven

But someone told me you plagiarize
 
ooooooooohhhh that's a sure fire way of getting into hell!!!! ...oh and tell Raziaar he's wrong :)



tell me, how many spermizoids have you spilled since becoming a teen? :O omg!! you're going to HELL!!!!
 
ComradeBadger said:
Wake up like this instead:

1. Do the room test 'Is this my room?'
2. Where are my bank cards/money?
3. Where is my phone?
4. What did I do last night?
5. Seriously is this my room?

QFT..

1. This bed isn't so comfortable.. wtf?
2. Who the hell is that? Oh shit..
3. How do I slip out of here?
 
Nat Turner said:
Still preaching hate. People shouldn't have to burn in hell. Your religion sucks and is lies.

What..and you think you know the answer to the universe and what happens after death?
 
Zeus said:
What..and you think you know the answer to the universe and what happens after death?

When the hell did he say he did?

****ing straw-men...
 
Yeah i think about it alot, along with the usual "why am i me?", "what happens when you die", and "is the universe a finite space, or infinite, it doesnt make sense either way." Too many unanswered questions in the world, some of which we may never know the answer to. :|
 
I can't understand why people ask "what happens when you die"
You die....
Your body dosn't go anywhere, this is fact.
Your brain is part of your body.
Every part of your consciousness is part of your brain, you can tell this by looking at people who have had part of their brain destroyed.

I realised how stupid the concept of a "soul" was even more a few weeks back whilst watching some program where a woman with alzheimer's had a "ghost" (a woman could see ghosts :rolleyes: ) her body was there in the physical sense but the ghost was talking etc as "normal"
This goes against the fact of brain development.
I mean i am as i am now, if i had a soul would my thoughts be exactly the same, does a child always have a "child soul"?
What about a fetus.........or a plant?

You are a sealed unit, no outside "spiritual controls". Input into your senses provides data for your brain to develop, consciousness comes from an advanced brain, in the future i have no doubt a computer will be built with intelligence, will it then have a soul? ....imagine if you replicated a brain part for part, it would work the same but it certainly wouldn't have a soul, why should we?

Imo anyone who believes we have a "soul" or exterior control needs to seriously rethink their ideas of life.
 
Why do you people want to know the answer to these questions? Why do you ask them at all? If you dwell on them, you'll only get depressed, and if you were weak-willed enough to stoop down toactually asking the questions, than you will probably end up committing suicide, and end up like the poor sap who misspelled favore on myspace.
 
[sarcasm]Congratulations Short Recoil... you have just disproven what science cannot.[/sarcasm]
 
short recoil said:
I can't understand why people ask "what happens when you die"
You die....
Your body dosn't go anywhere, this is fact.
Your brain is part of your body.
Every part of your consciousness is part of your brain, you can tell this by looking at people who have had part of their brain destroyed.

I realised how stupid the concept of a "soul" was even more a few weeks back whilst watching some program where a woman with alzheimer's had a "ghost" (a woman could see ghosts :rolleyes: ) her body was there in the physical sense but the ghost was talking etc as "normal"
This goes against the fact of brain development.
I mean i am as i am now, if i had a soul would my thoughts be exactly the same, does a child always have a "child soul"?
What about a fetus.........or a plant?

You are a sealed unit, no outside "spiritual controls". Input into your senses provides data for your brain to develop, consciousness comes from an advanced brain, in the future i have no doubt a computer will be built with intelligence, will it then have a soul? ....imagine if you replicated a brain part for part, it would work the same but it certainly wouldn't have a soul, why should we?

Imo anyone who believes we have a "soul" or exterior control needs to seriously rethink their ideas of life.

If the universe exists from your perspective at least once (when you're alive), the universe may be able to exist for you again. Science isn't advanced enough to show either possibility to be true.
 
LMFAO I ****ING LOVE THIS GUY!

Quote:
Originally Posted by theSteven
thanks,
theSteven
That is the funniest signature ever man. Everytime i see it, i burst out with voilent laughter and re-read it over and over.

your old avatar is so much better with that sig tho.. what is that steven segal?
rofl
Are you being sarcastic, I don't see how it's that funny?
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! :LOL:

Ah, you're such a funny guy Steve. Gets me every time.
 
short recoil said:
I can't understand why people ask "what happens when you die"
You die....
Your body dosn't go anywhere, this is fact.
Your brain is part of your body.
Every part of your consciousness is part of your brain, you can tell this by looking at people who have had part of their brain destroyed.

I realised how stupid the concept of a "soul" was even more a few weeks back whilst watching some program where a woman with alzheimer's had a "ghost" (a woman could see ghosts :rolleyes: ) her body was there in the physical sense but the ghost was talking etc as "normal"
This goes against the fact of brain development.
I mean i am as i am now, if i had a soul would my thoughts be exactly the same, does a child always have a "child soul"?
What about a fetus.........or a plant?

You are a sealed unit, no outside "spiritual controls". Input into your senses provides data for your brain to develop, consciousness comes from an advanced brain, in the future i have no doubt a computer will be built with intelligence, will it then have a soul? ....imagine if you replicated a brain part for part, it would work the same but it certainly wouldn't have a soul, why should we?

Imo anyone who believes we have a "soul" or exterior control needs to seriously rethink their ideas of life.


*Stamped with Stern's Seal of Approval*


:)
 
We can't comprehend not existing. Therefore the idea of a soul.
 
thanks,
theSteven
theSteven said:
Are you being sarcastic, I don't see how it's that funny?
lol, it just is man, but since i threw you off by making a deal of it, it doesn't work right.

It's just funny you chime in some random thread, say something useful(usually quite funny) and you're gone.
And all you leave with is
"thanks,
theSteven"

for example the topic may be a lame video game coming out soon.

and say something like

I don't really give a shit.

thanks,
theSteven

Anway, not to pick on you Ova, but you laughing your ass off at forumites burning in hell for whatever reason while your avatar clearly shows a cartoon bear getting a blowjob and ejaculating in a cartoon fox's mouth is quite ironic.



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Why do you people want to know the answer to these questions? Why do you ask them at all? If you dwell on them, you'll only get depressed, and if you were weak-willed enough to stoop down toactually asking the questions, than you will probably end up committing suicide,
well whats the point in existing and then ill tell you why i should care if i live or die

everyday i learn things.... then i die and they are all lost and wasted. the only point i can see that i have now is to teach youth things they haven't learned yet. but im such a bad example that they would be better off out of my influence.

So I have no ****ing purpose, i can't get one becuase im strange and outcasted. If im not outcasted, i make myself outcasted by nature becuase im strange and different.

Im a half-breed. does that mean im going to go to hell? am i supposed to practice 2 religeons? or neither?


Religeous people scare me.

Catholic priests.

its always the seriously religeous people preaching the word of god right before they kill people.
(Muslim extremists, guys like samuel jackson in the movie pulp fiction) ... "and you will know my name is the lord, when i lay my hand upon the" BOOM shoots random guy in head with a magnum 357
(look at my avatar for a better idea of what that may look like)


these people believe so heavily in some book that any rational thoughts like human compasion are nullified by words that can be mis-interpreted.

**** that.
 
VirusType2 said:
Anway, not to pick on you Ova, but you laughing your ass off at forumites burning in hell for whatever reason while your avatar clearly shows a cartoon bear getting a blowjob and ejaculating in a cartoon fox's mouth is quite ironic.

This is either a quite funny joke or you're a fool.
 
Ova was quoting Weird Al you CRAZY F*CKERS!

And that INCLUDES stern.

Pure entertainment this thread.
 
Well im not 100% sure but I assumed it was!



Whats really going on here?

:eek:

No?
 
VirusType2 said:
well whats the point in existing and then ill tell you why i should care if i live or die

everyday i learn things.... then i die and they are all lost and wasted. the only point i can see that i have now is to teach youth things they haven't learned yet. but im such a bad example that they would be better off out of my influence.

So I have no ****ing purpose, i can't get one becuase im strange and outcasted. If im not outcasted, i make myself outcasted by nature becuase im strange and different.

Im a half-breed. does that mean im going to go to hell? am i supposed to practice 2 religeons? or neither?

How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just want to scream
How could this happen to me​

Sorry.
 
short recoil said:
How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just want to scream
How could this happen to me​

Sorry.
:LOL:
Sorry, but that's just so good :D
 
So, what is the meaning of life.
 
Yes.
 
Jintor said:
So, what is the meaning of life.
If anything, for you to survive and pass on genetic data, this is what created you and you will create another a cycle.
Therefore this is a single units meaning of life but mabye not as a whole.
 
Show me a bible verse that specifically forbids cartoon animal facials.
 
OvA said:
Show me a bible verse that specifically forbids cartoon animal facials.
Show me a bible verse that specifically forbids me cutting off my genitals and throwing them at a holy man. :naughty:

That's the problem with "basing your life" on a religion, it isn't exhaustive.

Thats why you have to use your common sense.
 
VirusType2 said:
Day after day, after day, after day, the sun comes up and goes down every day.


some times I wake up and think


1 'wtf'
2 'why am i here every day?'
3 'what is the point of life?'
4 'what do i do and why should i do it?'
5 'when im dead that means i don't have to do anything anymore'
6 'but i don't want to die'
7 'i want to live'
8 'am i the only one that thinks about weird shit like this?'

No, there's an entire specimen of teens called "emos" who think about this kind of stuff. Most of us have phylosophical thoughts on a slightly higher level than the kind of cliched stuff punk stars sing about. (Is there ever anything behind you? How can you tell? What if there's just empty blackness, and when you turn around it appears in a way that you can never tell? Does SPAM comtain any meaet?)


9 'wtf is wrong with me?'

You think you're a lot more special and philosophically intelligent than you really are.

I am already full of regret for all the things I didn't do, and all the things I did do, and all the things I didn't do well.

Right, it's your life that you're wasting on regret. Talk about irony, you're totally missing the point of life.

I give up. Its too complicated, I can't figure out what Im supposed to do. I can't figure life out.

Step 1: Get a good education so you can lead an easy and fun life.

It's cold outside so I go inside. Pain hurts so I don't do it. its instinct. I know of some pain-free ways to kill myself but I still can't do it. There is something I want to do first. Watch some TV, play some games...

Finally, you are correct on two points:

1. The continuation of life is an instinct evolved from natural selection
2. Life is about having fun like playing games and watching TV. Of course, you have to do well in school and later in life in order to afford the time and money for games and TV.


Humans are a virus on earth.

Okay that's the most retarded cliche I've ever heard. UNORIGINAL. Do you even know what virii are?

Does anyone else think about any of this? One of my old friends said, " you know what your problem is? You think about ****ed up shit. I don't think about shit like that. " Then we took another bong hit. That was a long time ago.

Your old friend is much wiser than you are.
 
1.) Get off the drugs.
2.) Stop listening to emo music -- that'll make you think about that sorta questions.
3.) Don't watch the news -- that'll get you down.

If all else fails, get a MySpace account and post:

"im soo sorry<3"
 
Qonfused said:
1.) Get off the drugs.
2.) Stop listening to emo music -- that'll make you think about that sorta questions.
3.) Don't watch the news -- that'll get you down.

If all else fails, get a MySpace account and post:

"im soo sorry<3"
Do me a favore...
 
lol at the last 2 posts...so messed up but funny at the same time
 
Guys, I totally had this awesome trip off of ketamine last weekend where I discovered the meaning of life, talked to our master intergalactic creators, and was informed of our grand destiny.

Unfortunately, I forgot it around the point where the wall seemed to be trying to eat my face.
 
As far as I can see, the meaning of life is to reproduce and have as much fun as possible as you can cram into your unbelievably short life.
 
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