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The CDC guy need fresh samples, and they left their only fresh sample sitting next to a tree to die. Expect hijinks to ensue to try to recover him.
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I'm not sure if it usually does, because I only recently caught up on watching it, but between Season 3 and 4 it's going for a 13 month break.
fuuuucking hell, that's mammoth. me and some friends are currently watching breaking bad at the moment - i may have to slow the sessions we get together watching them down a bit if when we get to season 3 and then have to wait a ridiculous amount of time for it. unbearable.
No kidding. Breaking Bad is the first show in probably over a decade that I actually watched regularly/followed. I forgot how much "seasons" suck.Either way you don't get to wait nearly as long as we did. Just keep the standard pace.
I assume you mean the music that plays over the guy running tests in the lab. I believe this is used for effect, to symbolize a 'classy' and what would now be an 'upper class' place to live during the apocalypse.
The intro is pretty cool though.
Gets me excited whenever I see it.
In both "related" and "good" news: THE ENTIRE WRITING STAFF FOR "THE WALKING DEAD" HAS BEEN FIRED. tl;dr: Darabont is still the executive producer and head writer, and all Season 2 episodes not written by him will be written freelance with oversight.
Episode 2 (Guts)
Ah chainsaw, the great communicator."You're HUGE! That means you've got huge GUTS!! RIP AND TEAR!"
Then maybe zombie writers need to try harder. I still have that old HL2 mod of mine sitting in my mental backburner, and there are at least three ways I know of to make zombies make sense biologically and psychologically, only one of which involves a thematic change. It's not hard. You make the zombies make sense, write a solid backstory, and use it as your world bible while writing.it's a zombie show. the entire premise of zombies doesnt make sense. why would people return from the dead? why would they eat flesh? if they're dead they dont need nourishment because they're dead. they can obviously survive without a intestinal tract so eatign flesh makes absolutely no sense
my point is if you think too hard on the matter the entire premise behind zombie movies/shows falls apart
Guts wasn't directed by him, though - the direction is a huge part of why I hated that episode so much. And "Vatos" was by far the worst. Honestly, as far as I can see, the core issue with the writing of this show is the fact that they brought on the comic's writers in the first place. Robert Kirkman is not a good writer. He's good at high-concept plots (which is the main reason why The Walking Dead was popular in the first place), and that's about it. His dialogue and pacing is absolutely atrocious.Episode 2 (Guts) was written by Frank Darabont, Episode 4 (Vatos) was written by Robert Kirkman. That considered, if you don't like the show now there's not much of a chance of it improving for you due to the writing staff being fired.
Then maybe zombie writers need to try harder. I still have that old HL2 mod of mine sitting in my mental backburner, and there are at least three ways I know of to make zombies make sense biologically and psychologically, only one of which involves a thematic change. It's not hard. You make the zombies make sense, write a solid backstory, and use it as your world bible while writing.
The Walking Dead's zombies, on the other hand, are just tropes that haven't been thought out - in each episode, we see new or different abilities and traits that sometimes completely clash with what was written into previous episodes. They're loud, but three dozen of them can sneak up on a refugee camp in a forest at night without making any noise at all. You can't get their blood on you, but aside from that single shot where Rick puts on that splatter shield, nobody ever brings this up again - and people continue to get zombie blood on them. They are mostly braindead, yet they inspect possible intruders the way a drill instructor inspects a GI's uniform.
Again, again, again: What we want is internal consistency. It doesn't matter that the zombies don't make real-life sense, so long as they make sense within the show. And they simply don't. For example, take TF2 - silly, unrealistic, ridiculous, but everything ridiculous is still governed by a set of rules and conditions. The Walking Dead doesn't have this set of rules. It just has zombies pulled from other media.
Guts wasn't directed by him, though - the direction is a huge part of why I hated that episode so much. And "Vatos" was by far the worst. Honestly, as far as I can see, the core issue with the writing of this show is the fact that they brought on the comic's writers in the first place. Robert Kirkman is not a good writer. He's good at high-concept plots (which is the main reason why The Walking Dead was popular in the first place), and that's about it. His dialogue and pacing is absolutely atrocious.
Haters gonna hate.
Like I said before, a bad show that people like and want is still a bad show. I know that upon reading that, your first thought will likely be that "if people like it and want it then that means its good, because what other qualifier is there?" and to which I respond "lots."
They're loud, but three dozen of them can sneak up on a refugee camp in a forest at night without making any noise at all.
You can't get their blood on you
They are mostly braindead, yet they inspect possible intruders the way a drill instructor inspects a GI's uniform.
Stigmata said:His dialogue and pacing is absolutely atrocious.
They aren't loud on an objective scale, but they shamble and snarl, and eat with their mouths open. I imagine sitting in a forest camp in the darkness in silence would make it extremely difficult for two dozen zombies who are incapable of stealth to sneak up on people all at once. Sticks snap underfoot, gravel rolls, leaves rustle. You can hear goddamn chipmunks in the forest in the summer, and they weigh like four grams.They aren't that loud, and don't you suspect the attack to maybe be related to the vengeful one-handed psychopath?
Actually, you're right on this, it never was established. That particular scene just makes me mad though. "We will die if we touch the blood, but what's that, you want that handcuff key? No problem it's just here in my pocket, let me reach through this jacket covered in zombie guts to grab it without looking."I don't remember this being established. One time, somebody says not to get it on you, but that's a precaution I would take too. As far as I'm aware, you get sick and turn into a zombie if you get bit.
The brain-deadness is established in the pilot, specifically when Morgan's wife appears. She retains just enough of her mind to have an inkling of how doors and doorknobs work, and that people are sometimes in these large objects that have doors on them, but it's clear that the humanity of her mind stops there. I know it's not an overt, literal explanation of zombie psychology, but it's something that really highlights the laziness and total disregard of narrative consistency of the non-Darabont writers.Again, when is it established that they are mostly braindead? And even if they probably are, they don't really inspect jack shit... they look around aimlessly because they faintly detect humans and can't place it. Seriously, what the hell are you on about?
God she's so bad. But you know who's worse? That blonde girl whose daughter was killed. The death scene actually had me laughing.see that I can agree with. I do have gripes with the show, like...
Cheap gimmicks, like totally clueless characters, are used to create tension. Obvious things are overlooked by supposedly smart characters to make the audience yell at their TV.
The acting (the wife?) is sometimes terrible.
The pacing can be abysmal, focusing on boring details to fill time.
The show pulled some ****ing you're-a-racist card once. that was the stupidest shit ive ever ****ing seen.
did i mention that wife is a ****ing terrible actress
Agreed, the effects are pretty fantastic. If they had better actors I imagine I'd agree they were doing decently with the first, tooBut it's still entertaining to me. But with all shows like this, shows that cater to some nerdy plot like zombies, people seem to rip it apart for all the wrong reasons. Deviating from the source material, or ignoring zombie tropes, are not basis for actual complaint. Zombie stories generally don't focus on realistic science behind them because that is so ****ing boring to anyone without asbergers. It's all about the interactions between the characters and their plight for survival... and lots of gory effects. This show, as far as I'm concerned, is doing great with that second thing, and decently with the first.