the Wankathon!

[Ennui]

Check it out.

Channel 4 is to screen footage from Britain's first 'marathon masturbation' event.

Hundreds of sexual exhibitionists – both male and female – are expected to attend the charity event in Central London early next month.

A 60-minute documentary, entitled W***athon, will follow in the autumn.

Fantastic!

 

[Que-Ever]

D:

^look on my face

 

[Shakermaker]

Official site

From the Q&A:
Can I talk to the other people there? Will they talk to me?
Sure! This is a great place to meet adventurous people. However, masturbation for many is a truly solo activity, even in a group. Don't be surprised or offended if some people don't choose to interact with you. Also, there will be absolutely no touching of other people without their prior consent. Doing so will get the "touchy" person thrown out.

:naughty:

 

[nutcrackr]

sounds hot

 

[sabre0001]

:| Sometimes I get scared...It's at those times that I like thinking that I don't like people...

 

[CptStern]

holy shit could you imagine this playing in bible belt USA? ..if nipples made them foam at the mouth this would kill them for sure

kudos to brit tv

 

[TheDan]

I like the comments...

Can we enter a relay team?

 

[Que-Ever]

Official site

From the Q&A:
Can I talk to the other people there? Will they talk to me?
Sure! This is a great place to meet adventurous people. However, masturbation for many is a truly solo activity, even in a group. Don't be surprised or offended if some people don't choose to interact with you. Also, there will be absolutely no touching of other people without their prior consent. Doing so will get the "touchy" person thrown out.

:naughty:

They'll just throw you out into the street with no clothes and a boner.

 

[Cormeh]

Channel "We'll do anything for more viewers" 4.

Dammit 4, just put hardcore porn on from 9 o'clock. We all know you just want shows about sex now.

 

[sabre0001]

Bet it's a load of guys who show up...Just hoping to meet women.

And then just have a go anyway...

 

[f0rked]

So.. Where's the signup page?

edit:

How do I win a prize?
Prizes will be awarded for:

Longest time spent masturbating: we'll allow 5 minutes off per hour for snacks and bathroom breaks; remember, the current record is 7 1/2 hours, so if you want to try for this award, come at 4 pm and pace yourself!

Looks like I might need to clear my schedule. heh

 

[xombine]

I just don't want to think of the cleanup.

D:

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

I just don't want to think of the cleanup.

D:

uuughhh.... that's bad, respect for cleaners but I would refuse that, let them bring their own damn kleenex!

 

[clarky003]

Erk, I'll be rooting for the womens team events lol.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Erk, I'll be rooting for the womens team events lol.

Heh, this is so wrong and horrible but we come to expect it these days after they showed live tv autopsies, it's kind of set the tone.

 

[Ennui]

I just don't want to think of the cleanup.

D:

Oh dear god, there's a terrifying thought.

 

[Parlez]

This thread made me lol.

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

Hey now, this looks like a job for Paris Hilton, fluff girl for the Wankathon!

 

[sabre0001]

Really wouldn't want to be standing near a squirter (especially if in the running for MOST orgasms!)

*shudder*

 

[Shippi]

.

 

[Solaris]

Can girls even masterbate standing up?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Can girls even masterbate standing up?

Shouldn't really be going in this direction, but they can, but the likelihood of them falling over is about 95% as their legs are almost certainly likely to give away. Anyway don't worry about that.

 

[Solaris]

Shouldn't really be going in this direction, but they can, but the likelihood of them falling over is about 95% as their legs are almost certainly likely to give away. Anyway don't worry about that.

Would be a bit aquard,
I, a male don't like doing it standing up.
Do you think they'd let you lie down?

 

[Ren.182]

Haha, this thread made me lol.

 

[Steven]

Masturbating shoulden't be a group activity.

 

[CptStern]

why not?

 

[Icarusintel]

Can girls even masterbate standing up?

It's called porn... watch it




If only I lived in the UK, I'd go. *sigh* Maybe they'll do the next one in the US.

 

[Solaris]

It's called porn... watch it

I've never seen girls masterbating standing up in pr0n.

 

[Icarusintel]

I've never seen girls masterbating standing up in pr0n.

Then you haven;t watched enough, get to it!

 

[Dekstar]

Glad it isn't a sexathon. Man the amount of stalks flying into London 9 months later.

 

[<RJMC>]

Glad it isn't a sexathon. Man the amount of stalks flying into London 9 months later.

what if some people get out of control?

sure there will be a lot of people whit cameras

 

[15357]

Wow. That on public television?


Just... wow.

 

[Solaris]

Haha, my comment made the comment page.

 

[xombine]

Masturbating shoulden't be a group activity.

How come? The Circle Jerks is a great band.

 

[JNightshade]

That's hilarious

 

[Raziaar]

Nothing like masturbating amongst a bunch of other guys. Gross....

Can you imigine the STENCH in the room!? No doubt there will be unwashed people in there too... so you'll have the more pleasant smell from females... mixed with the nasty sweaty stench from guys... and all the other bacteria attacking the sweat on their bodies...

:barf:

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Wow watching a bunch of guys jacking off.

Gay.

 

[PvtRyan]

Gay.

.

 

[ktimekiller]

Lawler

 

[<RJMC>]

is in a room? I tought it was in a public place