the Wankathon!

Shippi should go and represent Halflife2.net...

Oh shit. *runs from Shippi*
 
metro site said:
Prizes will be on offer for those who have the most orgasms and those who can masturbate the longest – the record is eight-and-a-half hours.
Faked orgasms are not allowed and competitors who break this rule three times can expect to be disqualified.
However, the invigilators, who will also be naked, have not said how they expect to spot 'fakers'.
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hehehe :p
 
Man... this thread makes me so jealous... that people can masturbate. :(

With my depression... I haven't been aroused by anything in some time. Thus no ability to compete <cries>
 
btw this reminds me of a fukc-a-thon on Japanese TV. Saw a clip of it on another forum. Weird Nips.
 
Once the dudes are done cleaning up the mop water must look like egg drop soup
 
Trust Channel 4 to broadcast this.
 
There are two ways to think of this, How sad, the world must result in porn from channel 4 and not the internet, and How lame, people in Brit. must be running out of things to do.
 
Are you kidding me? This is the pinnacle of human civilization. I'll have to see if Ikerous will jump over the pond with me to partake in said festivities :D
 
DeusExMachina said:
Are you kidding me? This is the pinnacle of human civilization. I'll have to see if Ikerous will jump over the pond with me to partake in said festivities :D
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If I know him as well as I do, I would have to say he would. And when he ogets home I am sure one of his "lovely" comments will find his way here. Gotta love him though. :)
 
The world must be in its final stages.
 
If I went I'd so have my back to a wall.
 
I just dont get how guys can last. I mean doesnt it take a min. or so for you guys to get "up an runing" again?
 
it varies i think, and stamina/endurance ;P
 
Idonno >_< said:
I just dont get how guys can last. I mean doesnt it take a min. or so for you guys to get "up an runing" again?
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I imagine you just take very small strokes, can't be that hard.
 
I seriously find this disturbing. Group masterbation....... wtf people?
 
It's not like your in a circle jerk with N'Sync or something. You wank it, then you relax for a bit. I bet it's a great way to meet new people.
 
LOL....Yeah well I dont think I would go to agroup if it were either sex. But hey maybe its a guy thing.
 
Idonno >_< said:
There are two ways to think of this, How sad, the world must result in porn from channel 4 and not the internet, and How lame, people in Brit. must be running out of things to do.
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Yeah, especially since the event originated in the country (and state, no less) that you live in. Screw us Brits, eh? :rolleyes:
 
There was a wankathon in my very state and I missed it? D:

Hl2.net circle jerk ftmfw
 
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