The Year 2012...

[StardogChampion]

Someone explain all this to me:

http://www.diagnosis2012.co.uk/2.htm

 

[Dekstar]

I said wut?

I don't think we could fit 10 thousand million people on the earth could we? I mean they'd all be in Arizona, and humans can't survive in Arizona.

 

[Planetary]

Illucid New Age(rhymes with sewage) BS.

Makes Time Cube look like Gordon's thesis at MIT.

Nothing to explain, everything to ignore.

 

[Qonfused]

Doesn't matter. The world's gonna come crashing down at the end of the Mayan calender.

 

[spookymooky]

Essentially, December 21, 2012 marks the end of the Mayan calendar.
This has often been associated with the apocalypse, and is the popular date for the end of the world.

The author of this site appears to be suggesting that the end of the current age will be marked by a massive change in human consciousness of some sort.

His graphs/charts are generally trying to illustrate the short period of time civilization has existed, and the fact the history is marked by rapid shifts "up".

EDIT: Also, of course, he connects this with the mayans experience with mind expanding drugs and supposed contact with extraterrestrials.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Doesn't matter. The world's gonna come crashing down at the end of the Mayan calender.

Indeed!

 

[McGooTheWise]

HAHAHA! I get it, he's a dickhead!

... Right?

:|



I fail, don't I?

On a serious note, **** 2012!

2112 all the way. 2012 is a shit year. -.-

 

[Acepilotf14]

I saw that too. I was thinking about saying something about penises. But just.. didn't.

lol.
No, actually,

Win Level: +1

 

[AntiAnto]

I have learned everything about 2012 from here.

It's really impressive to realize that Mayans were extremely savants when it came to astrological phenomenas.

 

[co05]

Meh, I don't like to think about this apocalypse stuff. It makes everything else I do seem trivial.

 

[AntiAnto]

Meh, I don't like to think about this apocalypse stuff. It makes everything else I do seem trivial.

I think that's what so attractive about it.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I remember when this guy came on a radio I listen to, and he sadi the world would end a couple years ago. The next day came, and all they did was make fun of him. It was hilarious.

Apocolyptical foresights are for comic relief.

 

[<RJMC>]

I remenber last year I found a book that was on the house of my grandpas that is from 1981 I think where its titled "1999,the date of the end of the world is set" or something like that

 

[AntiAnto]

220 dates for the end of the world

http://www.bible.ca/pre-date-setters.htm

Of course, 2012 is the more reliable one.

 

[McGooTheWise]

I got the truth for ya'll.

The world will end...

When it ends.

Who gives a shit when that is? I want to be surprised when it does. And think about it, if it really did end, what would we be able to do about it? It'd be too late anyways because everyone would think you're a crazy ****. Let it end when it ends.

Ahh... I'm gonna go kill some zombies now. ^^

 

[Que-Ever]

An asteroid the size of New Jersey will hit earth in the year 2011. Surprise!

 

[Absinthe]

Wouldn't it be a real kick in the balls (albeit pitifully hilarious) if the Mayans were right on this.

 

[Que-Ever]

How would the world end? Or does it say in the article that I haven't read yet.

 

[Absinthe]

Uber-Quetz will bathe the earth in flames.

 

[Que-Ever]

I've always been interested in winged serpents. Maybe less so as he cooks me alive.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Terrence McKenna claims to have arrived at the 21st December 2012 date independently, before he learned of the Mayan calendar. Other cultures have indicated something important on the date, as well.

Most agree that it would not be the "end" of the world, but something monumentally different, a watershed event.

Terrence makes a case for what he calls "novelty", a quality of uniqueness and complexity, which he graphs against the fractal timewave. Humans are the most advanced instrument of this uniqueness. In 2012, the wave goes to infinite novelty.

Some think we will evolve to a more enlightened state, some think we will be visited by an alien intelligence, facilitated by the galactic alignment, or that it's when time travel is first acheived. We would then be inundated by future sightseers.

Or it could all be just coincidence, or alien psyilocybin spores, landing here millions of years ago, just to mess with us...

 

[Que-Ever]

If nothing happens, I'll laugh.

 

[Qonfused]

Wouldn't it be a real kick in the balls (albeit pitifully hilarious) if the Mayans were right on this.

It'd be woefully depressing. However, as most expect, the world will continue after the Mayan calender... I'm just wondering how the lasting Mayans will respond.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I think the moon is supposed to crash into the earth or something.

 

[Qonfused]

Wouldn't that be kick ass...

 

[co05]

The Fourth Reich?

 

[Acepilotf14]

The Fourth Reich?

No, that's the bible.

 

[co05]

Bah, maybe the ice caps will completely melt by 2012.

Or

2012 is a crockpot full of shit.

 

[Acepilotf14]

2102? Wait, did someone already post this?


TRUTH
2047-SEP-14:
According to The Church of !BLAIR!, the human race will probably be terminated at 3:28 AM (Soho, England time) 2047, SEP. 14!. The church teaches, with tongue firmly in cheek, that if the human race does not discard their plastic conformity, then the Gods will withdraw their protection. The Gods don't want us to worship them; they don't want sacrifices or even offerings. They just want us to rid itself of our excessive "Normalcy". At that point, Astro-Lemurs (extra-terrestrials similar in shape to lemurs, but with rainbow colored bodies) will attack the entire human race and beat them to death with gigantic burritos. You have been warned. ;-)

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-prt5d6m6s[/YOUTUBE]

Interview

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm

Also, nostrodamas' predictions can be interpreted in hundreds of ways. Interesting vid anyway.

 

[Tick]

nothing will happen on that date.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Exactly ^

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I got the truth for ya'll.

The world will end...

When it ends.

Who gives a shit when that is? I want to be surprised when it does. And think about it, if it really did end, what would we be able to do about it? It'd be too late anyways because everyone would think you're a crazy ****. Let it end when it ends.

Ahh... I'm gonna go kill some zombies now. ^^

Nicely sums up exactly what I was thinking.

 

[The Monkey]

Someone explain all this to me:

http://www.diagnosis2012.co.uk/2.htm

 

[Ridge]

I said wut?

I don't think we could fit 10 thousand million people on the earth could we? I mean they'd all be in Arizona, and humans can't survive in Arizona.

Having just spent 2 months there, I agree.

 

[AKIRA]

i can see it now: it's going to be like december 1st 2012 and people are definately going to start panicking and it's OBVIOUSLY going to be on the news every day until the 21st, people are going to rob wal-marts nation wide to prepare for this day just like they over-reacted with the Y2K fiasco.


bascially, humanity is going to make a giant ass of themselves and we're all going to be embarrassed on December 22nd 2012.

 

[AntiAnto]

bascially, humanity is going to make a giant ass of themselves and we're all going to be embarrassed on December 13th 2012.

And then on 21st December 2012, worldwide catastrophes will occur and you will eat your words.

 

[AKIRA]

And then on 21st December 2012, worldwide catastrophes will occur and you will eat your words.

lawlz, i has a made a mistake.

i shall edit

 

[giant384]

lol how can you prepare for the end of the world by stealing stuff????