Things you find hilarious that you shouldn't

There were these commercials for some lifesaving service. I forget which. It was some old dude on the ground, going, "I'm having a heart attack!" and then it cuts to this dude sitting there, no expression, takling very slowly... "It's ok sir, we have trained professionals in black vans coming right away, anmd we've contacted all you family members and told them you've died. Don't worry, help is on the way." or something like that. It was hilarious.
Lol, that sounds familiar.
 
There used to be this ad on telly about pool safety, and it had some gruesome clips of people slipping and falling around the pool, and hitting their heads on diving boards and stuff. But it had Funniest Home Video-style voice-overs to it all, I guess to make it more poignant, but me and all my friends found it freakin hilarious. We'd imitate this one kid who was like "look I can fly!" before bashing his head on the side of the pool for years after :D

There was another similar series of ads promoting safety around the home that were even better. They'd start out decievingly enough as normal ads for run of the mill products, like my personal favourite where it's a woman selling "Fruit-e-bars", and then she trips on her kid's toy bulldozer and goes face-first through a glass coffee table. Then there's one for a shower or something, and the guy gets out, slips on the bathroom floor and smacks his head on the corner of the shower. Gold! :E

Edit - Oh yeah, and football in the groin.
 
Getting in trouble with the HL2 admins.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
I remember when someone posted that an old survivor of ww2 got killed by a banana... and then another guy posted that a guy was driving on the road and saw some animal and swerved violently so he wouldn't hit it but instead he killed like 30+ kids :| (I thought: multikill! I know, horrible... but I just couldn't help it :() Generally stuff like that.

You mean this one?
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86864
I rofled (at the 3rd post).


I also laughed pretty hard at this PM.
Pi Mu Rho said:
Don't make me hurt you.

The Brick said:
Hey you forgot to edit out a link here. *******-sale.com is still there.

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=110264

Tsk.


cheers
-brick
 
I laughed at the video of the asian guy with the two massive canisters of water on his back, someone put air into the the canisters. In the end, there was too much pressure so the guy shot off with the canister on his back. I laughed, only to find out the guy was far from the floor and he had quite a fall.
 
I laugh at really overweight people.

My god am I bad with fat people. I was in a restaurant once, and this obese family walked in with their two grossly overweight girls. One of them had chocolate (I swear it was chocolate) stains all over her jumper, and I just burst out laughing...nearly got kicked out :)

Also midgets. If you ever see a midget (a fat midget I might add) rolling down stairs, it may just burst your funny fuse.
 
People hurting themselves...i just cant help it. It all started in daycare when my friend got stuck in one of those wall climbers and almost broke his foot, i was just standing there laughing while he was crying...i deeply regret it but I JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING AT PEOPLE HURTING THEMSELVES!!!! I hate it, because they always think im some kind of freak and newer talks to me again :(
 
lol i remember at the start this year down in manchester city center on the tram with some mates, the tram was moving out of the station and we saw a fat man trying to run after it, he was doing a peter kay, the brits in this forum will know what im talking about. Everyone on the tram just started pissing themselves, he got and huddled away in a corner. I haven't laughed like that in ages!
 
You mean when the run screaming "WAIT FOR MEH!" then the walk away casually as if they never needed it?
 
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