Things you liked as a child that embarasses the shit out of you now

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Tollbooth Willie

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As the title says. When I look back at all the things I liked as a kid I wonder why my parents didn't just leave me on the side of the freeway. Main thing that comes to mind is the ****ing soundtrack for the Pokemon movie back in '98/'99 or whenever the ****. Also, I'm surprised I wasn't beaten and thrown into a closet for playing this out loud every god damn day.

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Loved him to death.



I am sure that somewhere... he still loves me back. In some landfill maybe.

I loved you Raziaar. I still love you. I miss you. I'm so cold and lonely here, living for all of eternity without you.
 
I liked Power Rangers for a couple of months before I realised how shit it was.
 
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I'm so glad I got myself out of anime (except hao miyazaki because his movies are amazing). I got into it around middle school and somehow got away from it before it wen't into my high school life. A had like, ten naruto books.

god, what a bad idea.
 
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I listened to terrible music when I was a kid.
 
I can't honestly think of anything. Legos are still cool. Turtles are still cool. Everything I liked as a kid is still cool.
 
My bros and I still talk about awesome moments in DBZ, it was the cartoon every boy in this timezone watched before going to school.

Hell no am I not embarrassed by that.


I work in a dirty, smelly shanty-town market thing that sell a lot of counterfiet toys or guns that just baffle logic according to the packets (Like how the pictures show pistols launching knives out of scopes etc.) but anyway just about every little boy I see with one in his hands will often take cover in random locations, pick off the security guards who are pretending to be tough mofos, and etc.

I'm embarrassed these days that I didn't have the balls to do that in public as a kid, because I would probably get shot if I tried it these days.
 
Yeah, I guess "embarrassed" really isn't the right word, but it's annoying sometimes because I never want to abandon my name Vegeta but I have to deal with people who think I'm a 10 year old sometimes just by looking at my name.
 
Just get Pi to change your name?

Chingeta897 springs to mind.
 
Yeah, because that would be much better.

I like the nickname Veggies anyway, and have started using it for some things.
 
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Ricky Martin and Limp Bizkit. Other than I was soooo ****ing dope. All the girls wanted me because I was a skater and I rolled grass in printer paper and smoked it with my friends. So bad ass.
 
I was listening to Rob Zombie and Tool as a kid.

At least these days I know what the songs are actually ****ing about
 
TollBooth Willie said:
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Eejit said:
I liked Power Rangers for a couple of months before I realised how shit it was.
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Vegeta897 said:
DBZ, obviously.
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I HATE EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD


Willie, you bastard. Son, I am so disappoint. You're embarrassed about 2BA Master?! Are you fuckin' DUMB? That shit is gold on a CD. 2BA Master is the most inspirational soundtrack of all time. Tell me a better motivator than an entire CD telling you that you can be the master of anything you do? 2BA Master got me through like every fuckin' day at work. Boss telling me it's crunch time and I've gotta put out like a hojillion videos in the next three hours? I put on Pokemon Dance Mix and I've got this saucy Black lady singing in my ear about how "You can be the master if you try!" I was doing work like the Fist of the North Star with that shit. I gotta do this Mario Kart strategy guide and I ain't played Mario Kart in about ten years? Put on Viridian City and I leap half the fuckin' track on Rainbow Road, 'cause I can do anything when that song is playing. ANYTHING. You throw me off a building and I put Viridian City on and I'll fly, 'cause it's THAT fucking inspiring.


Eejit you giant idjit. If anything, anywhere, is shit, YOU'RE shit. You know you still ain't ever seen anything near as awesome as when Tommy fought Goldar, and you never will. Goldar was like fuckin' Jagi in that shit telling Tommy to say his name. "SAY IT! SAY I'M STRONGER THAN YOU! SAY IT!" and Tommy jumped up like fifteen feet and punched him in the chest like he was Ryu AND THEN "GO GREEN RANGER, GO!" STARTS PLAYING AND HE KICKS THE GODDAMN SWORD OUT OF GOLDAR'S HAND AND HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HIS POWERS ANYMORE AND HE'S TAKING ON A BLUE MONSTER DOG WITH WINGS HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO BADASS HE'S DOING KICKS LIKE BRAD ALLAN FROM JACKIE CHAN'S GORGEOUS AND THEN HE SHOOTS HIM WITH A LASER GODDAMN. And I haven't even said anything about Forever Red or the movie yet. Get out of here you shameful bastard, you should be embarrassed that you said unkind words about Power Rangers. The kid version of you would beat your ass if he heard you.


Vegeta, you disappoint me most of all. Where is your Saiyan pride?! Your NAME is Vegeta and you're embarrassed about DBZ? When you took the name of the most badass character on the show? Are you stupid? Did you forget? Do I have to remind you?! ANSWER ME! VEGETA!
 
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I used to love DBZ but then it started getting even more long winded (somehow) and so many people were dying and coming back to life I realized how ridiculous it was. For a while there it was pretty good stuff. I've sort of come off the whole anime kick I was on way back, but there's still some good anime out there.

I'm a little embarassed that I liked Goosebumps books so much. At least I was reading though... which is more than you can say for a lot of kids. Just poor writing for a bunch of stories I can't even remember.
 
Au-heppa said:
I for one, wasn't embarassed of anything!
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You're the only person that has my approval in here, then. I apologize for lumping you in with the rest of these horrible, horrible people.
 
Darkside55 said:
Eejit you giant faget. If anything, anywhere, is shit, YOU'RE shit. You know you still ain't ever seen anything near as awesome as when Tommy fought Goldar, and you never will. Goldar was like fuckin' Jagi in that shit telling Tommy to say his name. "SAY IT! SAY I'M STRONGER THAN YOU! SAY IT!" and Tommy jumped up like fifteen feet and punched him in the chest like he was Ryu AND THEN "GO GREEN RANGER, GO!" STARTS PLAYING AND HE KICKS THE GODDAMN SWORD OUT OF GOLDAR'S HAND AND HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HIS POWERS ANYMORE AND HE'S TAKING ON A BLUE MONSTER DOG WITH WINGS HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO BADASS HE'S DOING KICKS LIKE BRAD ALLAN FROM JACKIE CHAN'S GORGEOUS AND THEN HE SHOOTS HIM WITH A LASER GODDAMN. And I haven't even said anything about Forever Red or the movie yet. Get out of here you shameful bastard, you should be embarrassed that you said unkind words about Power Rangers. The kid version of you would beat your ass if he heard you.
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I realised quite young that OMG BADASS != Good.
Also Young Eejit was never that into it, he wouldn't care and I could probably convince him that I'm right about it. Don't worry, I won't try to convince you I know better than that.


(Oh and Pokemon, DBZ I never liked or I'd be embarrassed about that too)
 
Eejit said:
I realised quite young that OMG BADASS != Good.
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Somewhere along the line your mind got twisted. In this world, OMG BADASS is the best thing we have. It's what all men should strive for, to be badass, to enjoy badass things. That is the truth of this universe.
 
Yankees :rolleyes:

Oh I should probably add Blake's 7 to my list. It still like it in a "so bad it's hilarious" kind of way, but I'm embarrassed that I used to think it was actually good.
 
I liked spice girls, power rangers, and making paper computers and then paper CDs to go with them. But to be quite honest I'm not embarassed about anything I did when I was a kid. I was a kid. also this was the post I was going to make even before darkside posted honestly
 
Thomas was my ****ing hero.

I didn't think my dislike for you could grow any worse!

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Danimal said:
I think you need some glasses, son.
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Look man I'm not gonna keep handing out apologies to like the three people that said they aren't embarrassed of things. If you didn't say you're ashamed of anything just consider yourself exempt.

ZT said:
I am ashamed of nothing.
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Except for you. I still hate you.
 
I used to blast Black Sabbath out of a shitty tape recorder hooked up to my brother's marshall amp from the front porch of my house. the whole neighbourhood could hear it.

this song in particular:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCjspyo-_aI

everyone else liked New Wave so I was a little odd in comparison; a 12 yr old metalhead
 
Buttsex.

Hahaaaaaaaa, naw but seriously my name is a hint (if you're aware of the reference).

Edit: Oh and Michael Jackson. Yes I had a hat and glove yes I knew the dance moves no I'm not proud of it.
 
Anyone remember those Spice Girls photos?


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