Things you've milked.

[Farrowlesparrow]

Aha....I've heard of male lactation, I just didn't think people would let a baby drink it :|

 

[Bad^Hat]

Kill It With Fire!!!

 

[Alec_85]

I agree with Bad^Hat. That's seriously WRONG!

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

A HORSE? Do we even want to know?

I think I've milked a cow once. Can't remember. Bet most have though Didn't say what kind of a cow.

It's really quite easy and it squirts pretty fast. It must be easier than a cow because I hear of people going "IT'S NOT WORKING" or something, but with a horse a general squeeze squirts it.

And oh- it wasn't anything perverted :x Needed to do it for the foal so we could feed it.

 

[CyberSh33p]

This thread is so going to get deleted and a certain person banned if/when I come back from my break... Just so you know

Cheery-bye for now

in soviet russia, certain person bans fenric

 

[UndercoverBob]

i always thought letters was a girl with her pink in her um....him in his sig RANDOM THOUGHT!:why does vegeta hate me OVER! iv never milked anything.....im so sad wait :naughty: :naughty:
n/m

 

[Lil' Timmy]

ucb.. that was the least coherent sequence of words i've ever tried to read. thanks.

 

[UndercoverBob]

well the point is vegeta hates me and letters a girl FACT!

 

[Yuri]

i always thought letters was a girl with her pink in her um....him in his sig RANDOM THOUGHT!:why does vegeta hate me OVER! iv never milked anything.....im so sad wait :naughty: :naughty:
n/m

Dude, you need an award for that friggin post.

 

[qckbeam]

!!WARNING!! this link may be highly disturbing to some people

http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/milkmen.htm

That had me laughing pretty hard

 

[Icarus]

You were late to school to join the ranks of people that want my "milk"?
Honestly guys, I don't know what you think you are getting, I'm a guy, so yeah.

"Drink my milk. It's f*cking nutritious."

Thanks for the new sig.

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Wait, I don't remember giving "milk".

 

[UndercoverBob]

thats what they all say

 

[UndercoverBob]

icarus read your mail

 

[Yuri]

Wait, I don't remember giving "milk".

You don't remember it?

Goooood....

 

[Ames]

Wait, I don't remember giving "milk".

/me knocks out Icarus. :|

 

[UndercoverBob]

icarus milk is low on fat!

 

[qckbeam]

I am your god, and you shall call me buggles.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

This thread is too weird...but I just can't bring myself to close it.

I miss the old days At least the rest of the staff are asleep right now.

 

[Yuri]

look at me i am cow moo moo moo

Jeez, Farrow, you're too weird. :|

 

[qckbeam]

You people are insane

 

[Ikerous]

You know the fear of icarus
Is deminishing when we all talk
About wanting his yummy
Tastey milk : )

And if you dont remember
Being milked; I have a video.
I watch it almost every night : )

 

[qckbeam]

And so the thread has taken a turn for the darkly sexual

 

[outpost]

So this Icuras milk... will it grant all of my wildest fantasys?

 

[Ikerous]

And so the thread has taken a turn for the darkly sexual

Milking stuff in sexual
Crap
I got deverganized by a cow T_T

 

[qckbeam]

So this Icuras milk... will it grant all of my wildest fantasys?

You want to molest cybersh33p?

 

[Ames]

So this Icuras milk... will it grant all of my wildest fantasys?

It's like the Matrix with all that green and black. :O

 

[Yuri]

And so the thread has taken a turn for the darkly sexual

Wasn't it always
A sexual
Based thread?

I like to write in prose
Like Ikerous
Who sounds like Icarus
But isn't
Because he can't
Make milk


By the way. I've never milked anything before in my life. Anything.

 

[Ikerous]

I think we all want to molest cypersheep..
Him and letters. Qckbeam too.
He's pwitty.

 

[qckbeam]

I think we all want to molest cypersheep..
Him and letters. Qckbeam too.
He's pwitty.

I stalk sh33p

 

[outpost]

I stalk sh33p

So thats who you were...

 

[Ikerous]

Dont they molest sheep?
In scottland or something?
Or was that just the one
Video i was watching...

My friend just made this
http://www.microsqft.com/files/mj.swf

 

[Ames]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP

Mmmmmm.... :frog:

 

[qckbeam]

This thread earns
a WTF
from buggles

 

[Ikerous]

This thread earns
a WTF
from buggles

My parents call me buggles :-/
My name is Charles...
I dont get it...

In psych today
I learned that
Old ppl still do it
Isnt that neat

 

[outpost]

This thread earns
a WTF
from buggles

A new WTF award!

 

[Yuri]

A new WTF award!

Mine is better AND you are ugly! :angry:

 

[qckbeam]

My parents call me buggles :-/
My name is Charles...
I dont get it...

In psych today
I learned that
Old ppl still do it
Isnt that neat

I am the only buggles
My name is qck
But my true name
is buggles

Old people do it
I have fist hand knowledge
of this

 

[outpost]

Mine is better AND you are ugly! :angry:

NOOOEESSS! I can't take rejection!

/me goes and jumps off a cliff

/me realises the /me command doesn't work and is deeply troubled by it

 

[Ikerous]

Old people do it
I have fist hand knowledge
of this

I'm sorry
::hugs::
:: puts hands a lil too low::
::searches for milk::

 

[Icarus]

"Drink my milk. It's f*cking nutritious."

Want my milk? Here

http://www.halflife2.net/news/1097638849_IcarusMilk.JPG