Things you've milked.

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Having a 12 year old girl
Drink your milk is far worse
I guess his secret is out
Icarus is a pedophile.
 
Ikerous said:
Having a 12 year old girl
Drink your milk is far worse
I guess his secret is out
Icarus is a pedophile.
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it's more
of a mother-
teresa
thing than pedophilia
because the
girl was hungry to begin
with.
 
Are you implying that
Mother teresa makes
Milk into cups and gives
It to little girls.. Wtf...
Stay off the porn sites
Especially those with
Mother teresa in em
 
Ikerous said:
Are you implying that
Mother teresa makes
Milk into cups and gives
It to little girls.. Wtf...
Stay off the porn sites
Especially those with
Mother teresa in em
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i would not imply such a thing. because
mother
teresa is dead, therefor
she can not
do anything anymore.
but, i was referring to
the idea
of
mother teresa anyway. i think, if she were in such a situation, that mother teresa
would give
milk from her teat in order
to assuage the hunger of little girls.
she might
pause before
doing it with little boys,
but mother
teresa was certainly no
prude.
 
I think everybody here needs a good slappin'

/me slaps everyone
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
The trick is...to be gentle....to glide across the face.
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There are no tricks to the art of slapping someone. The magnificient art of slapping has dated back to the age of the dinosaurs when the Apatosaurus slapped the T-rex with its tail and so forth.

Gliding across the face must be done with your fingers relaxed and your palm slightly cupped. We then proceed to the actual slap which must go extremely slow and have your hover a few inches above the face with only your fingers mildly scrapping the cheek of the person you are slapping.
 
Lil' Timmy said:
i slap with knives.. knives made of gumdrop teddybears.
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Ah yes, the Teddybear Gumdrop Knife style.

You are one with the slapping.

/me slaps Timmy
 
slash-i slaps the bejesus out of RTFMy.

gumdropteddybearknife-DO-KEN!
 
I have an overweight friend with nipples, and i'm damn sure you could milk him.
 
Durring lunch everyday
I rub my friends nipples
And they get hard
Its like an erection
But for the nipples
 
Milk is kind of gross...
Unless its with something
Like cereal, or cake
Plus Icarus milk is salty
 
timmy takes this opportunity to encourage his fans to drink only
organic milks, you'll taste the difference. grass-fed cows are
healthier and happier, and you certainly don't want all of those
hormones, antibiotics, and who knows what else (which get straight
into the milk!). if you can, buy unhomogenized milk. cream-top milk
is by far the best tasting. for info click here you fat babies.

check out your local farmer's markets or up-scale grocer to buy
unhomogenized milk. remember, god could give two shits about you,
but timmy will never stop loving some of you!!
 
If Icarus doesn't
change his blog to "Icarus:
The man behind the milk",
I'm going to
boycott reading it. But I
will never boycott drinking his sweet, salty
milk.
 
My wife ... guess they should tell the kids, that some day you will actually milk the one you love .. go for the girls with small hooters, saves time :LOL:
 
Nothing..I just had to post in this thread because the thread title has made me laugh so hard for the past day or so everytime I see it.
 
This is without a doubt the funniest thread i've ever read on a forum EVER!!

Well done to all involved. :LOL:
 
Bad^Hat said:
If Icarus doesn't
change his blog to "Icarus:
The man behind the milk",
I'm going to
boycott reading it. But I
will never boycott drinking his sweet, salty
milk.
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im with u!
boycott boycott boycott boycott!1
 
NOOO!?!?!?!

Why is this still here???!?!?! Die thread die.

Bump.....
 
Icarus said:
Oh dear god
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The Fruit F****r gets his juice from having sex with fruit, how do you get your milk, Icarus? :|
 
Razor said:
The Fruit F****r gets his juice from having sex with fruit, how do you get your milk, Icarus? :|
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Um, your parents should have talked to you about this already...A man's "milk" comes we he "orgasms", it's the stuff that makes babies
 
Icarus said:
Um, your parents should have talked to you about this already...A man's "milk" comes we he "orgasms", it's the stuff that makes babies
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My parents told me that qck makes babies!
 
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