Things you've milked.

[PvtRyan]

I milked my dog, and get this, I didn't use my hands.

* Thinks of 'Red rocket, red rocket!' *

*shivers*

I milked the one eyed snake!

 

[Gunner]

I milk myself about 4 times a day.

I bet you do...

 

[Sprafa]

I've milked a cow once :|

 

[Yuri]

This made me late for SCHOOL! AHHH!

 

[h00dlum]

This made me late for SCHOOL! AHHH!

ROFL...wtf?...this is by far the most bizzare thread these forums have seen in a loooong time....

 

[<RJMC>]

OMG this tread is funny

 

[Bad^Hat]

A cow, then I drank it. Very sweet

(we need a milk moustache emote, that would pwn)

 

[Bad^Hat]

This thread is right up there with http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31923

 

[CrazyHarij]

I've milked a snake of it's poison, it's amazing. You really feel the strength of the snake and it's bite when you do it.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

This girl has been milking.

Warning: Interpretations of this picture are subjective.

 

[Icarus]

Am i the only one who wants icarus milk...?

I've the strongest urge for Icarus's milk. So sweet, creamy, and thick..

Icarus sells his milk on ebay? omg lmao

Its true, very tasty imho...
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=10832

I don't even know how to reply to all that

This made me late for SCHOOL! AHHH!
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=10838

You were late to school to join the ranks of people that want my "milk"?
Honestly guys, I don't know what you think you are getting, I'm a guy, so yeah.

"Drink my milk. It's f*cking nutritious."

 

[Ikerous]

Thanks for the new sig.

 

[Burn]

Cows, my arnt and uncle used to own a farm.

 

[<RJMC>]

Thanks for the new sig.

LOL

 

[<RJMC>]

I never milked a animal
how it feels like?

 

[The Dark Elf]

This thread is so going to get deleted and a certain person banned if/when I come back from my break... Just so you know

Cheery-bye for now

 

[<RJMC>]

This thread is so going to get deleted and a certain person banned if/when I come back from my break... Just so you know

Cheery-bye for now

uh oh evreybody run!!1

 

[Icarusintel]

My girlfriend.....nuff said

 

[Dr. Freeman]

This thread is so going to get deleted and a certain person banned if/when I come back from my break... Just so you know

Cheery-bye for now

oh come on!
even u secretly want some Icarus milk...the man himself said it was "****ing nutritious"

My girlfriend.....nuff said

thats so boring compared to the alternatives in this thread.. :E

 

[qckbeam]

Good morning. My dog and I were having a chat and decided you're all ****ing sick. Now were can I get me some of this 'Icaus milk' I'm hearing so much about?

 

[Brian Damage]

My stock of jokes, for all they're worth!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Good morning. My dog and I were having a chat and decided you're all ****ing sick. Now were can I get me some of this 'Icaus milk' I'm hearing so much about?

For your dog... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?

 

[qckbeam]

For your dog... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?

WTF, not for her. For me!

 

[Bad^Hat]

WTF, not for her. For me!

Fine, don't cry over spilt man milk.

 

[qckbeam]

Fine, don't cry over spilt man milk.

I didn't spill it because I still don't have any. Won't someone tell me where to find Icarus milk ;(

 

[blahblahblah]

This thread is so going to get deleted and a certain person banned if/when I come back from my break... Just so you know

Cheery-bye for now

I see they put you on leave for refusing to drink Icarus' milk. Recant your ways, and drink the milk!

 

[qckbeam]

This thread is so going to get deleted and a certain person banned if/when I come back from my break... Just so you know

Cheery-bye for now

Ooooh, who's gonna get it?!?!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Ooooh, who's gonna get it?!?!

Friday night in bed.








I love you.

 

[qckbeam]

Friday night in bed.








I love you.

Awww, that's so sweet

Here you are lover, a special song just for you.

 

[Shuzer]

Awww, that's so sweet

Here you are lover, a special song just for you.

My eyes and ears are bleeding. Thanks qck!

 

[qckbeam]

My eyes and ears are bleeding. Thanks qck!

I've said it before and I'll say it again. You deserve to live in pain!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Kill It With Fire!!!

 

[Yuri]

You were late to school to join the ranks of people that want my "milk"?
Honestly guys, I don't know what you think you are getting, I'm a guy, so yeah.

"Drink my milk. It's f*cking nutritious."

You forgot to mention that I stated that Letters iz a gurl! :angry:

And I don't care what your milk is, I want some!

Ebay here I come!

 

[Brian Damage]

"It was just one of those 'WTF?' moments... a long one..."

 

[Ames]

That's right kids, with the low introductory price of 10 payments of $9.95, you can get 1 liter of the best tasting Icarus milk around. It's creamy, soothing, delicious, and best of all, it's good for you!

We only have a limited quantity left so buy fast or miss out on this amazing deal. You heard it from us first. One liter of Icarus milk for only 20 payments of $9.95.

Call today at (867)-ICARUSMILK or order online at www.icarusmilktasteslikegoood.com

Guaranteed to to please you today!

Now, along with your purchase of Icarus milk, you get a handy dandy Icarus milk carrying tote and the limited quantity Icarus milk collectable trading cards! I choose you Icarus!

Act now and we'll even throw in one extra liter of Icarus milk! Complete with free Penis machine. Act now!

 

[Gorgon]

heh right. I forgot about... my male milk generator.

LOL woot lol.........

I am not aware of it, what is that ? :E

 

[Alec_85]

I'm wondering the same. Man-tits (that sounds weird doesn't it) do not produce milk to my knowledge :E

 

[Bio]

Myself, some times a day.....

 

[Lil' Timmy]

I'm wondering the same. Man-tits (that sounds weird doesn't it) do not produce milk to my knowledge :E

!!WARNING!! this link may be highly disturbing to some people

http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/milkmen.htm

 

[Letters]

!!WARNING!! this link may be highly disturbing to some people

http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/milkmen.htm

:| Bloody Hell...