top 10 worst games ...according to Jesus

[CptStern]

1. Doom 3
2. Grand Theft Auto: “San Andreas
3. Gunslinger Girls 3
4. Half Life 2
5. Halo 2
6. Hitman: Blood Money
7. Manhunt
8. Mortal Combat Deception
9. Postal 2
10. Shadow Heart


I found this here ...heheh funny what typing "christian doom" in google will net you


doh I put it in the wrong section ...well technically it could be politics


where oh where do I find a copy of Gunslinger Girls 3? :naughty:

 

[The Mullinator]

hmmm... I would have thought Jesus wouldn't mind Doom III. After all you are battling the minions of hell.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

It is indeed odd how many christians object to the idea of fighting demons and blowing up the devil's house.

...so much so that Doom is 8 places worse than postal 2? Wha?

You can just tell whoever wrote this hasn't played any of the listed games.

 

[KoreBolteR]

if your religious, you have a boring life i say!, thats all they do is worship and pray, and worship some more, why dont they give up, and enjoy life more!

 

[BRODIEMAN2k4]

They're lying!!! Jesus has pwned me numerous times in HL2M and Halo 2

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

if your religious, you have a boring life i say!, thats all they do is worship and pray, and worship some more, why dont they give up, and enjoy life more!

I'm religious and I'm not like that nor do I think those games are bad (Well.. some might be bad.. as in.. lousy games.. but not "evil" )

 

[Zeus]

I really....REALLY don't like conservative christians that try to push their religion on others. They bring shame to my religion.

I belive in Jesus honestly but I haven't been to church in a while now also I do not sit there and try to talk others into following my religion. There is no reason to.

 

[GhostFox]

I routinely kill Demons. Jesus has never said one bad thing about it to me at our Saturday night poker games.

Where do these people get these things?

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I really....REALLY don't like conservative christians that try to push their religion on others. They bring shame to my religion.

I belive in Jesus honestly but I haven't been to church in a while now also I do not sit there and try to talk others into following my religion. There is no reason to.

Teechhhnicallyyyy, if you want to take the ideology blame game, the main culprits of this "OMFG GAMES ARE BAD!!!11one" is liberal senator Joseph Lieberman and liberal activist Tipper Gore (Al Gore's wife)

But honestly I don't think the people on any spectrum really care about that (As the boxes clearly outline the age groups they are designed for)

 

[Sainku]

1. Postal 2
2. Manhunt
3. Hitman: Blood Money Not even out yet? Hitman contracts I guess
4. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
5. Mortal Combat Deception
6. Doom 3
7. Half Life 2
8. Halo 2

Prioritised...


Shadow Hearts, Gunslinger Girls 3. Im going to drop these out of the list, if your child has played either of these he has most likely killed himself. ( By this I mean they are really really bad ( By bad I dont mean evil I mean they suck) )


This list was very poorly thought out and they obviously had not even played any of the games. Some of these games are not out and some came out in 2001.

 

[MarcoPollo]

also in typing christian doom in google i got guess
A FORUM ABOUT CHRISTIAN DOOM METAL OMFG ROFL


Christian Doom Metal?
by FA <frozen@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Jun 19, 2004 at 12:08 AM

Anyone got any recommendations for Christian doom metal bands? Thanks.

 

[FireCrack]

May i ask just why you were searching for "Christian doom"?

 

[MarcoPollo]

] ...heheh funny what typing "christian doom" in google will net you

yeh i was wondering that myself but then i took a toke of my joint and kept watching cartoons jk

 

[HunterSeeker]

I am suprised that Painkiller as well as no fantasy RPGs are on that list!

 

[GhostFox]

Check my sig....now that is a funny video.

 

[UltraProAnti]

I routinely kill Demons. Jesus has never said one bad thing about it to me at our Saturday night poker games.

LOL

Interesting that Jesus doesn't condemn a single Vietnam War FPS, you know, where America attacked South Vietnam and slaughtered zillions to prop up a dictatorship and called it 'fighting communism'. Jesus must be from Texas or something yeehaw.

 

[Raziaar]

Its a dangerous thing to use blanket statements. Everybody's different. I'm a good example that you can be a devoted christian and indulge in many of life's pleasures.

 

[KoreBolteR]

Its a dangerous thing to use blanket statements. Everybody's different. I'm a good example that you can be a devoted christian and indulge in many of life's pleasures.

then i wish ALL christian, hindu, muslim, islamics were like you.

but 90% do spend thier life praying and worshipping.

 

[Raziaar]

then i wish ALL christian, hindu, muslim, islamics were like you.

but 90% do spend thier life praying and worshipping.

I highly doubt they spend most of their time praying and worshipping. I'm sure they just take some time out in their day, or week to do that, in the case of those that go to sunday church.

If they were all praying all the time, or worshipping all the time, we'd never see them, and thats certainly not the case. I'm sure quite a few of your friends may be religious, and you might never know otherwise unless ya asked <shrugs> I normally don't mention it to my real world friends, since it can often breed conflict. Same reason I rarely discuss politics with them too. They probably don't even know i'm a religious guy, but I am.

 

[CptStern]

May i ask just why you were searching for "Christian doom"?

what? you dont play "find the whacko christian armageddon cult" game on google? lottsa fun

 

[KoreBolteR]

I highly doubt they spend most of their time praying and worshipping. I'm sure they just take some time out in their day, or week to do that, in the case of those that go to sunday church.

If they were all praying all the time, or worshipping all the time, we'd never see them, and thats certainly not the case. I'm sure quite a few of your friends may be religious, and you might never know otherwise unless ya asked <shrugs> I normally don't mention it to my real world friends, since it can often breed conflict. Same reason I rarely discuss politics with them too. They probably don't even know i'm a religious guy, but I am.

look i respect you and your beliefs, but dont get me wrong, some people in your religion, and others, do overdo the praying and worshipping and following the rules of the bible, koran etc.

i just dont see why they bother, if there was a god, im sure he would rather us live our lives, rather than waste it in synagogues, mosques and churches. thats jus my opinion.

like i said, i believe there is an afterlife, and "some" sort of god. but no god that is a figure of a white male human. no way.
maybe god is a cloud of dust.

 

[Raziaar]

look i respect you and your beliefs, but dont get me wrong, some people in your religion, and others, do overdo the praying and worshipping and following the rules of the bible, koran etc.

i just dont see why they bother, if there was a god, im sure he would rather us live our lives, rather than waste it in synagogues, mosques and churches. thats jus my opinion.

like i said, i believe there is an afterlife, and "some" sort of god. but no god that is a figure of a white male human. no way.
maybe god is a cloud of dust.

People waste time smoking pot and doing drugs. Why not waste time doing something that they find enjoyment in like praying? I don't see any difference. Except one is a chemical high, the other is a spiritual high.

We all waste time in our lives that some people will undoubtedly view as pointless. You may see religion as one such thing... others might see drug usage as one such thing, one may see gaming as one such thing, etc etc etc.

And who the heck said anything about god being a white male human? That just threw me off.

 

[KoreBolteR]

yeh, alright, the only problem i have with the religion these days are when terrorists rape the religion and use it for thier advantage, like when they tell people who are intrested in joining, "allah wants you to kill americans". stuff like this really pisses me off, using what other muslims believe in as the "leader", and saying he said "kill other people".

i hope that wasnt too confusing to read... lol

 

[Raziaar]

all christians believe that jesus was a white male human, so his father must be one aswell..

Oh thats bullshit and you know it. We believe he was Jewish. And he was Jewish. Jewish is NOT a white male human.

EDIT: You got a fast ninja edit in there, but my quote was even faster. :thumbs:

 

[KoreBolteR]

Oh thats bullshit and you know it. We believe he was Jewish. And he was Jewish. Jewish is NOT a white male human.

ive changed it now, but hes always being percieved as white male, in all the books, i never see an image of jesus as an arab. do you?

its the same with muslim, they think "allah" is an arab.

like i said, all these are fictional characters, made up by someone a longgg time ago.

EDIT: i hope im not offending you :upstare:

 

[Raziaar]

ive changed it now, but hes always being percieved as white male, in all the books, i never see an image of jesus as an arab. do you?

its the same with muslim, they think "allah" is an arab.

like i said, all these are fictional characters, made up by someone a longgg time ago.

Wait a second. Now you're saying Jesus of Nazareth was a fictional character? <chuckles> Obviously you don't know what you're talking about here. He was a real person. It was recorded by the romans. He lived his life preaching, and he was executed by the romans. Everything after that is what you can call fiction, not the fact that he was an actual person, because he was.

As for Jesus being portrayed as an arab. He wasn't an Arab. He was Jewish. Granted, there's not a ton of physical difference between them, especially back then, but still.

However, my grandmother, when I was growing up, had a painting of Jesus hanging in her kitchen. He was darker skinned than anybody you would call 'white'. Just stop talking is my reccomendation, if all you have to throw out is blatantly false statements like, "All Christians think Jesus was a white guy".

I mean, I know even i'm ignorant sometimes, but yeesh!

 

[CptStern]

ive changed it now, but hes always being percieved as white male, in all the books, i never see an image of jesus as an arab. do you?

its the same with muslim, they think "allah" is an arab.

like i said, all these are fictional characters, made up by someone a longgg time ago.

EDIT: i hope im not offending you :upstare:

you're offending me with your generalizations and I'm not even religious! :O

oh and jesus was most definately middle eastern looking, cuz that's where he's from

 

[The Monkey]

Howcan HL2 be more violent than Postal 2?

 

[WySiWyG]

if your religious, you have a boring life i say!, thats all they do is worship and pray, and worship some more, why dont they give up, and enjoy life more!

I'm the first to say IMO religion is bollocks, but that comment is as bad as the preachy types you get trying to force their view upon others.

 

[CptStern]

How can HL2 be more violent than Postal 2?

because in HL2 you kill people with a crowbar while in postal all you do is set people on fire, stab them with scissors, cut of their heads with shovels, and bludgeon them to death with bats and hammers ...HL2 is satan's tool ..while postal2 is the stuff of angels

 

[KoreBolteR]

you're offending me with your generalizations and I'm not even religious! :O

oh and jesus was most definately middle eastern looking, cuz that's where he's from

yeah i know, thats what baffles me
christians see him as white, when he was born in bethlehem ...

if he existed that is.

 

[KoreBolteR]

I'm the first to say IMO religion is bollocks, but that comment is as bad as the preachy types you get trying to force their view upon others.

thats bs, im not doing that 1 bit.
i hate people who force thier religions on another person, thats just damn low.

 

[CptStern]

yeah i know, thats what baffles me
christians see him as white, when he was born in bethlehem ...

if he existed that is.

they see him as white because, hey, white people dont want their god to be anything but ...white

there is no question he existed ...whether he was the son of god is a different matter all together, but he did exist

 

[The Monkey]

because in HL2 you kill people with a crowbar while in postal all you do is set people on fire, stab them with scissors, cut of their heads with shovels, and bludgeon them to death with bats and hammers ...HL2 is satan's tool ..while postal2 is the stuff of angels

Don't forget that you can piss on people to make them vomit. That's the way of God.

 

[KoreBolteR]

they see him as white because, hey, white people dont want their god to be anything but ...white

there is no question he existed ...whether he was the son of god is a different matter all together, but he did exist

but how do you know he existed, there is no pictures of him, or videos with him walking on water, as soon as i see this , ill be a dead on christian for life, hehe.

yeah its the same as arabs and allah.

they see him as arab because, hey, arab people dont want their god to be anything but ...arab.

 

[WySiWyG]

thats bs, im not doing that 1 bit.
i hate people who force thier religions on another person, thats just damn low.

if your religious, you have a boring life i say!, thats all they do is worship and pray, and worship some more, why dont they give up, and enjoy life more!

What makes you think they aren't enjoying their life praying?

Fair compairson I think. You saying 'why dont they give up, and enjoy life more!' Is basicly the same as a basher saying 'why dont they start up, and enjoy life more!'

I'm not trying to start an argument here, just giving my opinion.

 

[CptStern]

but how do you know he existed, there is no pictures of him, or videos with him walking on water, as soon as i see this , ill be a dead on christian for life, hehe.

there are numerous documents that support that there was indeed a Jesus of nazareth ..oh and I did say it's questionable whether he was the son of god

yeah its the same as arabs and allah.they see him as arab because, hey, arab people dont want their god to be anything but ...arab.

that's because the people who later became to be followers of allah were middle eastern

 

[Gray Fox]

OMFG, and what about the Punisher, I mean that game is seriously even to gross(spelling?) for me.

 

[GhostFox]

I have to say I have never honestly seen Jesus portrayed as anything other then a white man. I understand he is Jewish decent, but I have seen hundreds if not thousands of paintings of him and he has never once had the very dark olive skin he actually would have. If you think about everytime someone says "That guy looks like Jesus" It is always a white guy with a beard. I've never heard anyone say it about a jewish guy.

 

[CptStern]

ya but it's not like they had cameras back then ..oh and the paintings were ALL made hundreds of years later ..it's an idealized version