Understanding females - Hl2.net verison

[Druckles]

better make that pie next time they're told to do so

That's so harsh...

 

[firenbrimstone]

Dumah, the thousand-eyed angel of death who wields a fiery rod and flaming sword? Man that's pimp shit. You can't say it isn't, because if you were driving down the highway one day and all of a sudden outside of your window you saw a twelve-winged glowing man with a thousand eyes all over his body, swinging a sword wreathed in flame and behind him followed locusts, fire raining from the sky, and a giant wave, you know you'd be like, "Oh shit, I'm tripping off acid but this is ****ing COOL!"

Different bible then what I was forced into reading. Maybe, had I known about THIS one... I'd have found a path to God. 'Cause that shit sounds awesome and one hell of a good read!!

Oh, wait...probably not...sorry God fans, didn't mean to get your hopes up. No convert here, move along.

Sidenote: Disney has been forever ruined for me. Thanks for that. Bon Voyage, innocence.

 

[Druckles]

Disney has been forever ruined for me. Thanks for that. Bon Voyage, innocence.

And it's not just the guys!

I swear, most people on here are probably furries. And they probably all had alot of Disney in their past

 

[Darkside55]

Different bible then what I was forced into reading. Maybe, had I known about THIS one... I'd have found a path to God. 'Cause that shit sounds awesome and one hell of a good read!!

Oh, wait...probably not...sorry God fans, didn't mean to get your hopes up. No convert here, move along.

It's Rabbinical. They got all the GOOD fiction. All their angels and demons and battles and flaming chariots and that good stuff. We got the crap version of the story.

Sidenote: Disney has been forever ruined for me. Thanks for that. Bon Voyage, innocence.

Once again, I destroy another childhood. My quota for the day is done.

 

[firenbrimstone]

Once again, I destroy another childhood. My quota for the day is done.

I'm afraid you can't claim "win" on that feat, kind sir.

You may claim the destruction of my blind love for all things animated and joyously sung since I shall now forever be forcing images of furries out while trying to let the love in...but that is all. No more, no less.

I hope that's enough to meet the quota.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Heh, this topic has been interesting to read. Here's my take-

I used to be real shy, real introverted... and absolutely RUBBISH with women - I could be 'just friends' and **** all else. I was very geeky too, but hey.

I sort of grew out of it really, started dressing cool.. now it's got to the point where I know I turn heads in the street haha

I'm a DJ, lead singer in a band, a poet, an artist, a music journalist, I've been a club promoter, been a fashion journalist etc..

Confident above and beyond the call of duty. Hey, it works for me - I've got a lovely girlfriend, who's not manipulative or anything like that - she's a bit nuts every now n then, but it's crazy in a good way I chose her after doing the whole different girl a night thing, and after dating a few girls at once :E
I knew what I wanted
Best way, imo.

 

[Darkside55]

You may claim the destruction of my blind love for all things animated and joyously sung since I shall now forever be forcing images of furries out while trying to let the love in...but that is all. No more, no less.

I hope that's enough to meet the quota.

That's all I need. To fill my quota I must destroy one good, innocent thing from someone's childhood. I must taint their memories, force them to think of things they don't want to whenever they look upon what was good and unsullied.

It is my nature. See sig.

 

[repiV]

It was obviously all the women's fault when the Christians burnt them alive or drowned them .

Vile indeed Darkseid.

It all comes back to Eve.

I demand reparations for this eternity of female oppression!

I will accept an apology and some rice krispie treats from the poor white trash.

 

[Darkside55]

Can it be chocolate rice krispy treats?

 

[firenbrimstone]

Oh, my love affair with Disney didn't even form until my early twenties--a dark time filled with wrath and too much Mad Dog 20/20. Drunk off my gourd, it was like Jiminy was speaking directly to me. He was, wasn't he?

However, you said "unsullied", so I can't discuss this anymore. I won't argue whether it was my childhood, my teens, or my deathbed... you took it, but used an AWESOME word in the process.

You win. *sigh*

 

[repiV]

Can it be chocolate rice krispy treats?

Even better.

 

[Druckles]

I shall now forever be forcing images of furries out

Why bother. It's inevitable. And methinks Darkside's a furry.

Unless he's never watched Disney. Which is evidently not true.

 

[CptStern]

I used to be able to play that on the piano. I used to play and sing for my school's choir. That shit's dirty though, if you go back and watch that scene.

Nala's eyes the way she looks at Simba.

is simba the monkey or the warthog?

Put into the right context it is. A flood that wipes out everything? That is awesome. Plagues ravaging your enemies? F*cking awesome. Dumah, the thousand-eyed angel of death who wields a fiery rod and flaming sword? Man that's pimp shit. You can't say it isn't, because if you were driving down the highway one day and all of a sudden outside of your window you saw a twelve-winged glowing man with a thousand eyes all over his body, swinging a sword wreathed in flame and behind him followed locusts, fire raining from the sky, and a giant wave, you know you'd be like, "Oh shit, I'm tripping off acid but this is ****ing COOL!"

sure but then there's always the inevitable "...and the lord said" /me mentally places dunce cap on speakers head

 

[Darkside55]

Simba's the lion, Stern.

Druckles, I'm not a furry. I'M NOT A FURRY! It's just that sometimes...well, I said, didn't I? It's cold and lonely up here.

 

[Druckles]

Awesome comic

Wrong in so many ways, and yet so right.

But then that's technically what makes you a Furry. Apparently.

 

[JNightshade]

Back on topic:

Don't bother trying to understand women. Just mess with them as much as they do with us and you're set.

 

[Baal]

Is that supposed to be the guy's dad overhearing him in that comic, or just the guy moping about his sad life later on?

Both are equally funny I'd say.

 

[Glirk Dient]

Back on topic:

Don't bother trying to understand women. Just mess with them as much as they do with us and you're set.

Actually women are very easy to understand. I guess if I had to generalize(I never do this usually...haha) but women are more emotionally driven, guys are more so driven by their penis. It all works out, people just think women are complicated because emotions tend to be more complicated than a guy wanting to get some ass.

It is pretty easy really...if you apply that logic to women they become a little easier to understand.

 

[PvtRyan]

If I were driven by my penis, I'd be in China by now. Or the Indian Ocean. Geography is not my strongest point.

 

[Gorndt]

"Who is the tail king of the internet" is the new "Who can beat up whom on the internet."

Wait, I just realized that the answer to both questions is me.

 

[-Psy-]

All the women I've have/do like;

a) Have been in a relationship at the time

or

b) Are whores

I'm not to fussed about having a relationship with anyone at the moment. If it happens, it happens, if not, then meh.

 

[Seppo]

All the women I've have/do like;

a) Have been in a relationship at the time

or

b) Are whores

that's not valid. A equals B

 

[Asknoone]

ugh Disney music is usually made for kids

You have totally crossed the line. :arms:

 

[Smoke]

All of Furrydom is based on Disney. No one ever became a furry through David Attenborough. Damn you, Disney!

I think we have a winner.

 

[Druckles]

Is that supposed to be the guy's dad overhearing him in that comic, or just the guy moping about his sad life later on?

Both are equally funny I'd say.

The latter. Which is funnier.

 

[Darkside55]

The latter, actually. It's based off a completely true story. Even the picture he's looking at.

 

[Seppo]

The latter, actually. It's based off a completely true story. Even the picture he's looking at.

based on a true story indeed...of the life of about 400 million people

 

[Druckles]

The latter, actually. It's based off a completely true story. Even the picture he's looking at.

Ah shit. That's the one I meant... *edits post*