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I think Ostrich or Emu...
Perhaps they're easter-eggs? I thought Kliener invented the Mk. 5 suit.
It's a chicken.
According to the Hazard Course Timetable (Gearbox canon) the HEV MK V prototype was being tested in Black Mesa the day before Gordon's suit training. Also, Gina Cross (Again, this is Gearbox canon), a Black Mesa scientist, designed the HEV suit.Well, the HEV isn't exclusive to Black Mesa, I don't believe.
If somebody can find a source that proves me wrong however, I'll eat my hat.
Half-Life 1 takes place in 200-, and anyone who takes the AP website as canon needs to question their own sanity.1997: Black Mesa Incident and subsequent portal storms. Aperture Science ceases to exist as a corporation.
Little in the game comes from a reliable source itself. Just because it's on an equal footing of nonsense, doesn't mean you should take it as fact. Not that I can honestly see all that much in Portal that is quite in the same league as C Johnson 'manufacturing seven deadly shower curtains to be given as gifts to each member of the House Naval Appropriations committee'.That website makes about as much sense as the rest of Apeture's stuff, so I'm taking it as canon.
No necessarily.The last one shows a vortigaunt skeleton, wich means that Portal happens after the black mesa incident.
That is one of the most sensicle parts of the site. He did it for revenge because they were the only part of the military that didn't use Aperture shower curtains. Well, when I say it makes sense, Johnson was obviously a bit loopy in the first place.Little in the game comes from a reliable source itself. Just because it's on an equal footing of nonsense, doesn't mean you should take it as fact. Not that I can honestly see all that much in Portal that is quite in the same league as C Johnson 'manufacturing seven deadly shower curtains to be given as gifts to each member of the House Naval Appropriations committee'.
Well, when I say it makes sense, Johnson was obviously a bit loopy in the first place.
Yeah. But Isn't the Mk. 5 in HL2 and Mk. 4 in HL1? So if the clipboard is of the Mk. 5, then it has to take place after the events of HL1.
It goes to show just how farcical the whole site is if you say that bit is 'sensible'. The whole thing is just a vehicle for some dry humour. I mean 'Heimlich Countermanoeuvre', 'Take-a-Wish Foundation' and Johnson being under the impression that time was flowing backwards...?That is one of the most sensicle parts of the site. He did it for revenge because they were the only part of the military that didn't use Aperture shower curtains. Well, when I say it makes sense, Johnson was obviously a bit loopy in the first place.
The entire facility is one big joke. GLaDOS's crazy lines, the weighted companion cube (<3), the happy gun turrets that don't hate you.It goes to show just how farcical the whole site is if you say that bit is 'sensible'. The whole thing is just a vehicle for some dry humour. I mean 'Heimlich Countermanoeuvre', 'Take-a-Wish Foundation' and Johnson being under the impression that time was flowing backwards...?
Twas a joke.
Much of the humour comes from the GlaDOS speaking nonsense, or lying, or using reverse psychology on you. If a load of jokey nonsense on the AS.com site was the truth, it would be a first for the Portal game world.The entire facility is one big joke. GLaDOS's crazy lines, the weighted companion cube (<3), the happy gun turrets that don't hate you.
And before anyone brings it up, I know sensicle isn't really a word. I typed that post very quickly and didn't bother to proof-read it, as I do with most posts. I have no idea where the word came from.
Dear,The chicken is the g-man.